Dear Scarlett,
Shut. Up. If you want people to notice your kidneys, donate them.
Love, Dean
femalefirst.co.ukScarlett Johansson believes she didn't deserve to win best female butt in a recent British poll.
The 'Lost In translation' star - who has also been named sexiest woman alive by Esquire magazine - says she doesn't work hard enough to have earned the title.
Scarlett told Esquire magazine: "There are plenty of girls with nicer butts. There are plenty of girls who work harder on their butts.
"What about my brain? What about my kidneys and my gall bladder?"
The 22-year-old beauty was also recently told she had been awarded the best pair of breasts in Hollywood by In Touch Weekly magazine.
She said: "I'm sure my mom will be proud.
"You work hard making independent films for 14 years and you get voted 'best breasts'."
Ok bonehead. If you weren't so proud of them and calling them "...my girls. They're my charms, my feminine wiles." and talked so much much about how you like your curvaceous body and slamming thinner girls, then perhaps people wouldn't be focused on your exterior. It's that simple.
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Dear Scarlett,
Shut. Up. If you want people to notice your kidneys, donate them.
Love, Dean
that's what you get for talking out of your arse
god i wish shes go away
Well, gosh, ScarJo, when you go around shoving your tits and ass in everyone's face, they're not going to notice--or care--that you even have a brain, nitwit.
Oh for gods sake, when she says this she only draws attention to her body. Just shut up!
why get fake boobs if she didn't want that kind of attention??
her ass is a nasty saggy mess!![]()
Yes, let us not forget the high brow films "Home Alone 3," "Eight Legged Freaks," and "The Spongebob Squarepants Movie.""You work hard making independent films for 14 years and you get voted 'best breasts'."
“What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson
She Doesn't Have An Ass!
Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won't either, for solitude will also break you with its yearning. You have to love. You have to feel. Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable.
^ yeah they're pretty damn fake!
Never paid much attention to this girl or her ass, but from what I've seen she's not all that cute. She's just average at best IMO.
Honey with a rack like that...nobody gives a fuck. Tape those fuckers down, wear turtlenecks and go to college and study nuclear medicine if you want attention for your brain.
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