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Thread: Scarlett Johansson: "What about my brain?" after winning best butt in British poll

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    Thumbs down Scarlett Johansson: "What about my brain?" after winning best butt in British poll

    Scarlett Johansson believes she didn't deserve to win best female butt in a recent British poll.

    The 'Lost In translation' star - who has also been named sexiest woman alive by Esquire magazine - says she doesn't work hard enough to have earned the title.

    Scarlett told Esquire magazine: "There are plenty of girls with nicer butts. There are plenty of girls who work harder on their butts.

    "What about my brain? What about my kidneys and my gall bladder?"

    The 22-year-old beauty was also recently told she had been awarded the best pair of breasts in Hollywood by In Touch Weekly magazine.

    She said: "I'm sure my mom will be proud.

    "You work hard making independent films for 14 years and you get voted 'best breasts'."
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    Ok bonehead. If you weren't so proud of them and calling them "...my girls. They're my charms, my feminine wiles." and talked so much much about how you like your curvaceous body and slamming thinner girls, then perhaps people wouldn't be focused on your exterior. It's that simple.
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    Dear Scarlett,

    Shut. Up. If you want people to notice your kidneys, donate them.

    Love, Dean

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    that's what you get for talking out of your arse

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    god i wish shes go away

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    Well, gosh, ScarJo, when you go around shoving your tits and ass in everyone's face, they're not going to notice--or care--that you even have a brain, nitwit.

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    Oh for gods sake, when she says this she only draws attention to her body. Just shut up!

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    why get fake boobs if she didn't want that kind of attention??

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    Quote Originally Posted by olivia720 View Post
    why get fake boobs if she didn't want that kind of attention??
    Ummmm, don't think they're fake.

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    her ass is a nasty saggy mess!

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    "You work hard making independent films for 14 years and you get voted 'best breasts'."
    Yes, let us not forget the high brow films "Home Alone 3," "Eight Legged Freaks," and "The Spongebob Squarepants Movie."
    “What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson

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    She Doesn't Have An Ass!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amberstone View Post
    Ummmm, don't think they're fake.
    umm, yes they are. I have these cool things called a set of eyeballs. They are keen on seeing obvious things. Check out un photoshopped pics of her. Like of her in bikinis and whatnot. Its very obvious in those.

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    ^ yeah they're pretty damn fake!

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    Never paid much attention to this girl or her ass, but from what I've seen she's not all that cute. She's just average at best IMO.

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    Honey with a rack like that...nobody gives a fuck. Tape those fuckers down, wear turtlenecks and go to college and study nuclear medicine if you want attention for your brain.
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