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    Cool Lindsay Lohan learns how to work a pole...with her MOM

    (BANG) - Lindsay Lohan has been attending strip classes with her mother.

    The 'Mean Girls' star and her mother Dina, who often go clubbing together, were seen at the weekend leaving Sheila Kelley's S Factor workout.

    The class is an aerobic exercise based on striptease and poll dance routines designed to tone up and increase fitness, according to website X17.

    Lindsay has also joined Alcoholics Anonymous in a bid to clean up her lifestyle.

    Although the 20-year-old actress was seen with a glass of champagne at the GQ awards two weeks ago, she has since been seen at Los Angeles hotspots Hollywood Social, Hyde and Chateau Marmont drinking water.

    Lindsay has ditched her party friends including Paris Hilton, according to the New York Post newspaper.

    A source said: "Her family just hope it lasts."

    The 'Just My Luck' star was first seen going into an AA meeting in Los Angeles at 7.30am two weeks ago.

    A source said: "She has attended several meetings and has hopefully decided to turn her life around - this time for good. She is out of control."

    Her concerned mother Dina flew to Los Angeles to help her daughter.

    Lindsay is currently shooting 'The Best Time of Our Lives' with British actress Keira Knightley.

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    like this is a big stretch..
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    work the pole? im not surprised!!!

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    Well it's always good to have a backup skill set, you know, because she's snorting away any chance she has at being a legitimate actress This would probably be a lateral career move for her.

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    Haha yeah a backup career!

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    What the hell is wrong w/her freaking mother though?? She is completely enabling and encouraging the bad behavior. But she hopes the non partying stuff lasts?? Please....

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    Good thing she's eliminated all potential causes of follicle friction.

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    A really good mother would teach her daughter to bring Lysol antibacterial towelettes & wipe down the pole before rubbing her bald, exposed cooch on it. But then, nobody said that Dina was going to win Mother of the Year.
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    Dina is weird.

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    More like "smoke the pole."
    Tee hee hee.

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    Ew, ew, EW!

    You know, I have a fairly friendly relationship with my own mother, but women who actually go out partying and whoring with their mums creep me the fuck out. Going out shopping, for a coffee or even a drink and conversation with mum? Your mum holding your hair while you puke in a club toilet at 4AM and cutting your coke lines for you? NOT fine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lalaland View Post
    I'm sorry but there is no way in hell i'm bustin a sexy move on a pole infront of my mother
    LoL...no doubt. I hope someone tells Linds that maybe her "mother" isn't the best person to hang with. We all saw those awful pics of Dina , the whiskey, the coke, the young daughter. Eck!

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    She has since been seen at Los Angeles hotspots Hollywood Social, Hyde and Chateau Marmont drinking water.

    Then why doesn't she just stay at home????

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    Water, my ass....maybe vodka, gin, pure grain alcohol...you can bet that whatever clear liquid she has in her glass has a proof.
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