Kevin Federline and Jennifer Aniston party together?

Biatch · December 8th, 2006, 10:43 PM

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As if things aren’t strange enough, the tragic soap opera that is Jennifer Aniston’s love life has taken added another incredible twist. Stay with me, now.

After hanging out with former ‘Friends’ costars, Jen made for Club Citrus with some gal pals for some laughs and what became a few too many Limoncello’s. Jen was first introduced to the high-octane cocktail in Italy by the same guy that sent his pal Danny DeVito to be on “The View” while he was in a state of mild delirium.

And what other newly exed celeb happened to be in the same place, slamming a Colt 45 while wearing a too-large-for-his-frame velour sweatsuit? None other than FedEx and his posse, all of whom went nuts when they saw Jen. My sources tell me they spent the rest of the night in a private area, making fun of their exes.

When the lights of the club finally came on, the two were seen escaping into the shadows through a back door. Citrus owner Peter Chin, always tight-lipped about his mega-star clientele, would neither confirm nor deny the story, then gave me his signature ‘wink.’

http://www.longislandpress.com/?cp=1...cle&a_id=10485

Grimmlok · December 8th, 2006, 10:49 PM

ROFLMAO

*dies a happy man*

Oh thank you, Vishnu, for bringing my most 2 hated mannish sleazeballs together for some cigarette stinking, dumped-at-the-curb hilarity!

Dean James · December 8th, 2006, 11:05 PM

Maybe Aniston will have another of Kevin's rebound babies. Father of five before he's thirty, guaranteed.

Then Jen, Brit, and Shar can all cram the kids together into the same Christmas card, that would be fantastic.

sprynkles · December 8th, 2006, 11:09 PM

I think this is hilarious if true. I totally would have done the same. What a great time it must have been.

SuperHeroTights · December 8th, 2006, 11:17 PM

I find it hilarious that in a story involving Jen Maniston there's a guy named Chin!

Biatch · December 8th, 2006, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperHeroTights

I find it hilarious that in a story involving Jen Maniston there's a guy named Chin!

Oh, you're right !!!!
I never saw it ...and I read the darn article !!!

Cali · December 9th, 2006, 01:47 AM

That, is just bizarre. I love it!

ediebrooks · December 9th, 2006, 08:48 AM

Damn, they would make such a weird couple.

DitaPage* · December 9th, 2006, 08:59 AM

Woo! This is cool. It would be funny/strange if they became a couple; although I'm sure that wouldn't happen; Kevin probably got to hit it though. I also find it hilarious that they were making fun of their exes!

aabbcc · December 9th, 2006, 09:43 AM

I don't believe this for a minute. I can't see Jennifer giving that douchebag loser the time of day.

MrsDark · December 9th, 2006, 10:41 AM

If anyone could (or would) give her a baby he'd be the one

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serenity · December 9th, 2006, 05:24 PM

I think they make a perfect couple and they certainly would have so much to talk about,.....since they are both losers in love & life.

DitaPage* · December 9th, 2006, 06:33 PM

I wouldnt call Jennifer a loser; she was on one of the most successful sitcoms of all time.

sprynkles · December 9th, 2006, 06:37 PM

I don't understand the loser comment. She's rich, she's beautiful. She seems very sweet. If your husband cheats on you, that makes you a loser?

Voodoo Child · December 9th, 2006, 06:53 PM

Gosh there must be a lot of losers then. I personally think cheaters are losers but that could just be me!

Back on topic, I don't buy for a second this story. The headlines are getting more than just a little crazy in the silly season.