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Old December 3rd, 2006, 12:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Unhappy Lindsay Lohan is planning to release her own perfume

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The 'Mean Girls' actress wants to follow in the footsteps of Paris Hilton, Jennifer Lopez and Sarah Jessica Parker and launch her own signature fragrance.

She told In Style magazine: "I haven't closed the deal so I don't want to jinx it. But it would be great."

Lindsay, 20, admits she is such a slave to fashion she once got down on her knees in front of her favourite clothes shop to pay homage to it.

The 'Mean Girls' star - whose wardrobe fills two suites in the Chateau Marmont hotel where she lives - felt compelled to praise the New York store and she didn't care about who saw her somewhat strange behaviour.

Lindsay said: "I appreciate fashion. I mean, I die for clothes.

"I once bowed down on the sidewalk in front of my favourite store in Manhattan. The guy I was with thought I was crazy!"
I don't want to smell like sweat and rotting bandages. I'll pass, thank you very much.

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Old December 3rd, 2006, 12:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Eau de Firecrotch


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Old December 3rd, 2006, 01:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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you just know it's going to smell like sh*t.
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Old December 3rd, 2006, 01:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Maybe it'll smell like strawberry favored cocaine drip.
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Old December 3rd, 2006, 02:36 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old December 3rd, 2006, 03:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Didn't Brandon Davis say that Firecrotch smelled like Diarrhea?
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Old December 3rd, 2006, 03:30 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I would be surprised if any company signed her on, but stranger things have happened, people keep giving her work.
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Old December 3rd, 2006, 04:19 PM   #8 (permalink)
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She just looks like she smells bad, it would be like spraying potpourri on a turd.
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Old December 3rd, 2006, 08:11 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Isn't it called Jack Daniels??
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Old December 3rd, 2006, 08:18 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old December 3rd, 2006, 09:00 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I guess she's in need of cash; must have spent it all on coke.
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Old December 3rd, 2006, 09:50 PM   #12 (permalink)
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The sad thing is that she'll more than likely get some company to sign her. Paris has a fragrance so you know they'll sign anybody.
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Old December 3rd, 2006, 11:08 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Can anyone do something unique these days. I am sick and tired
of all these celebrities coming up with one stupid project after the
other. Sheesh!
I think she forgot that the reason she got any notice was because
she is an actress rather than an entreprenaur(sp)
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Old December 4th, 2006, 06:33 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I don't want her nasty perfume!
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Old December 4th, 2006, 10:23 AM   #15 (permalink)
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