November 29th, 2006, 02:04 PM
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Rosie to Brit: Ditch "Idiots," Come Live With Me!
Posted Nov 29th 2006 12:10PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: TV, Britney and Kevin, The View
Today on "The View," Rosie invited Britney Spears to live with her, her lover Kelly, and their kids, and begged Britney to forsake what she called her new "idiot" BFFs -- Hilton and Lohan.
O'Donnell really, really wants to snatch Brit from the clutches of her panty-shunning pals, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, and provide basic instruction to the Britster on how to wear underwear again.
She told Elisabeth, Joy and Barbara that her feelings for Britney were "purely maternal," and that she didn't worry about Britney corrupting her own kids -- a concern that Joy sensibly raised. Rosie also appealed to Victoria's Secret to provide an unlimited supply of underwear to the Taco Belles, so that we -- and the rest of the viewing public -- don't have to be subjected to their "ying-yang," as Rosie called it.
Barbara, austere as ever, asked only the eternal question, "Why?"
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Maternal feelings my arse.
I love love love love the Taco Belles comment though. It's an ugly visual but spot on. 
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November 29th, 2006, 03:00 PM
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It’s too late. Britney might have a chance in the porn film industry, but that’s
about it.
Tomorrow I’m off to return the Britney perfume I purchased as a gift
for a young Britney fan .
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November 29th, 2006, 03:14 PM
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Rosie just wants some tacos on hand for snacking.....
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November 29th, 2006, 04:20 PM
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O'Donnell really, really wants to snatch Brit from the clutches of her panty-shunning pals, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, and provide basic instruction to the Britster on how to wear underwear again.
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I'll bet.
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November 29th, 2006, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Mel1973
Rosie just wants some tacos on hand for snacking.....
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True. She gets points from me though for referring to Banned and Blowhan as 'idiots'.
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November 29th, 2006, 06:38 PM
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What a pervert. I'm sure her wife would LOVE having Britney join the fam!
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November 30th, 2006, 09:10 PM
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YEa, good old fashioned fun at the O'Donnell household. Just what Britney and the kids need.
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November 30th, 2006, 09:20 PM
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I bet Rosie could help Britney 'lick' her problems.
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November 30th, 2006, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by UndercoverGator
I bet Rosie could help Britney 'lick' her problems.
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 Though having read some stories on Brit I am sure she wouldn't mind 
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December 1st, 2006, 01:39 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Elvira
It’s too late. Britney might have a chance in the porn film industry, but that’s
about it.
Tomorrow I’m off to return the Britney perfume I purchased as a gift
for a young Britney fan .
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 Sad but probably true.
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