November 27th, 2006, 05:52 AM
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Lindsay Lohan takes shooting lessons to prepare for visit to Iraq
LOHAN TAKES SHOOTING LESSONS BEFORE IRAQ VISIT
Movie & Entertainment News provided by World Entertainment News Network (www.wenn.com)
2006-11-27 09:06:05 -
Movie actress LINDSAY LOHAN is taking shooting lessons in advance of a visit to Iraq to entertain US troops next month (DEC06).
The MEAN GIRLS star claims knowing how to handle a gun is essential ahead of her trip to the war-torn country.
She tells the British edition of Elle magazine, "I'm not afraid of going.
"My security guard is going to take me to a gun range and I'm going to take some shooting lessons. He says if I'm going to go there I should really know how to shoot."
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http://www.pr-inside.com/lohan-takes...raq-r27258.htm
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November 27th, 2006, 05:56 AM
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Is she planning on singing or showing the freckled cootch?
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November 27th, 2006, 06:00 AM
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Whatever... I would lay money down to say that no other stars that have been to iraq have learned to shoot as part of pre-req for the trip.... what a dumbass...
zorbeet... i hope she shows crotch.... if that tells ya what i think of her singing...
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November 27th, 2006, 08:05 AM
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I think the drugs have made LiLo a little bit paranoid.
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November 27th, 2006, 08:34 AM
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Does this mean she will be packin heat while "entertaining" the troops? I thought her fans were eleven year old girls?
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November 27th, 2006, 08:39 AM
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Entertain with what? Her teeny bopper music?
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November 27th, 2006, 08:45 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sprynkles
Does this mean she will be packin heat while "entertaining" the troops? I thought her fans were eleven year old girls?
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That's what I was wondering too. She's going to have a gun nearby to just start shooting on a whim?
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November 27th, 2006, 10:02 AM
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Umm, with all the security and whatnot, she has no need for a weapon.
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November 27th, 2006, 10:07 AM
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November 27th, 2006, 10:14 AM
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Hey,everyone, read the article !!!!
She is going to Iraq to entertain the troops !!!
So, the shooting lessons & entertaining the troops means :
1) She is learning how to fire(the)crotch better
2) She will personally entertain 2,20,50 of the troops in a novel way...pity if they accept...I understand some STD can be Veeery painful.
Let's hope she finds a Calum Best replacement there and shackles him and herself to the Iraqi soil -now that will be some good news!!
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November 27th, 2006, 02:55 PM
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Is this tour put on by the Anti-troops-in-Iran guys?
Don't the troops have enough to put up with without this?
(and I thought that the USO had turned her down...)
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November 27th, 2006, 03:54 PM
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Ridiculous stupid retarded drug-addled tramp!
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November 27th, 2006, 11:32 PM
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Quote:
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When in danger, shoot self.
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(Ok, I know this isn't nice)  I thought the same thing...LOL
She just gets dumber and dumber. She will have full security detail and they will allow her to pack a gun...... when she falls down stairs every other day, slips on sidewalks, wrecks cars monthly and slits her wrists for fun?
She will no doubt 'accidentally' shoot herself or someone else.
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November 28th, 2006, 01:21 AM
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Just because she can "shoot up" doesn't mean she needs to be shooting a firearm.
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November 29th, 2006, 12:33 AM
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^^^ haha nice one!!!
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