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    Talking Jude Law is a broke ass ho

    (BANG) - Jude Law is broke.

    The 'Cold Mountain' actor - who recently split from on/off girlfriend Sienna Miller - claims his divorce from ex-wife Sadie Frost left him penniless.

    He confessed to Hello magazine: "I got divorced last year and haven't got any money. I'm currently renting my house and I'm trying to save up so I can buy it."

    The former couple have three children together, daughter Iris, six, son Rudy, four, and Rafferty, ten.

    Earlier this week, Jude admitted he is ready to move on from his failed relationship with Sienna.

    The 33-year-old actor - who was dating the 'Casanova' star on and off for three years - is ready to forget the romance and get on with his life.

    He said: "We all mess up from time to time and we have to allow each other that. Perhaps the best we can expect is for people to admit their mistakes, learn from them and move on."

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    Drug habits aren't cheap either.

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    I should be so lucky to be as poor as Jude Law.

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    Broke ass UGLY ho.....eck.

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    Sometimes he's gross, sometimes I want to do him. Today? I think I wanna do him.

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    This must be some joke, or attempt at garnering sympathy from the general public! As always with celebutards, these are relatie terms. A celebrity like jude law saying he's broke just means he's withdrawn the max amount possible from the ATM that day, and the bank's closed on sundays. He's got a new flick coming out, and it's not like he's washed up as an actor yet or in his "down" phase (as james woods used to talk about). No biggie, don't worry about him folks it ain't like he's going to the soup kitchen tonite to eat.

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    Penniless? Penniless HOW? Jude, honey, let me explain something to you....

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    I'll comfort him

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    If he's broke, then what am I ?!?!?! Shattered?!?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlimandSexxy View Post
    If he's broke, then what am I ?!?!?! Shattered?!?!?!
    lol, don't worry about it. I think it works on a sliding scale but I know what you mean.

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    i doubt he's as broke as he wants people to believe.

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    Uh, he's the same age as me??? I thought he was 40 ish!

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    According to the Sun poor Jude is back with Sienna - didn't you just know that would happen?

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006540891,00.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunrider View Post
    According to the Sun poor Jude is back with Sienna - didn't you just know that would happen?

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006540891,00.html
    Stop the presses!

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    off topic, but i wonder if he's a good dad?

    he needs to stop whining tho.

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