November 22nd, 2006, 11:11 AM
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Jake Gyllenhaal's new gal
Jake Gyllenhaal's New Gal
 Jake Gyllenhaal is dating a pretty up-and-coming actress. Who is she? Here's the scoop...
The lucky lady is Argentinean actress Mia Maestro, 28, who you may know from TV's Alias or movies like The Motorcycle Diaries and Poseidon. She's good friends with Salma Hayek and they have costarred in four movies: Frida, In the Time of the Butterflies (TV), Hotel and Timecode.
 According to Perez Hilton, Jake took Mia to the restaurant Madeo's in Bev 9-er on November 12. During their meal he "gazed deeply into the eyes of his companion."
I don't know who reported that "gazed" tidbit -- but it sounds so cheesy.
Anyway, Mia's rep says that they're just friends -- which probably means they'll be getting married next week.
I wonder if Matthew and Lance are jealous?
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http://dailyblabber.ivillage.com/ent...s_new_gal.html
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Can you believe this guy???the second K. Dunst has a "beard" he steps up and finds a "fence"??
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November 22nd, 2006, 11:13 AM
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no no gay men get beards in the form of women..
Jakey's still a poofter. It's just to make him bankable. He's the next doogie howser.
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November 22nd, 2006, 11:18 AM
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At first I thought it was Penelope Cruz! I almost laughed out loud!
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November 22nd, 2006, 11:19 AM
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She's cute. I don't think Jakey is all the way gay, maybe bi.
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November 22nd, 2006, 11:24 AM
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gheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
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November 22nd, 2006, 11:44 AM
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she's very pretty............................................ ..............
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November 22nd, 2006, 11:48 AM
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Is it just me or does she looks somewhat Portmanish?
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November 22nd, 2006, 11:49 AM
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I'm thinking she's a bit more on the Maria Menudo side.
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November 22nd, 2006, 03:46 PM
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^ I thought Maria as well.
She's pretty, but do guys actually believe this? Maybe I'm just not gullible, but until the actors are seen making out or making stupid little rendezvous to cafes, I don't think "sightings" are relevant.
This shit is so contrived and it all sounds the damn same.
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November 22nd, 2006, 05:06 PM
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I also thought Maria. She's a pretty girl, but Toothy ain't dating her.
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November 22nd, 2006, 06:27 PM
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One minute he's playing footsie with his boyfriend on a date, and now this.
This is too much; first Tom cruise has a wife, Orlando has a girlfriend, now Jake. What is this, beard week!
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November 22nd, 2006, 06:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LynnieD
I also thought Maria. She's a pretty girl, but Toothy ain't dating her.
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 'toothy'  ...........
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November 22nd, 2006, 06:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by StayYoung&Pretty
One minute he's playing footsie with his boyfriend on a date, and now this.
This is too much; first Tom cruise has a wife, Orlando has a girlfriend, now Jake. What is this, beard week!
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Except Orlando doesn't have a girlfriend. So yes and no.
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November 22nd, 2006, 08:25 PM
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they've been trying to link my guy to every chick in hollywood. let's face it, he's still single
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