November 21st, 2006, 04:02 PM
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K-FED SLAMMED BY OUTSPOKEN STARS
Kevin Federline has been blasted by Courtney Love and ''Jackass'' star Steve-O.
The wannabe rapper, whose estranged wife Britney Spears filed for divorce this month, has been slammed by the outspoken stars who claim he is "hated" and failed to support Britney after she gave birth to second son Jayden James.
Courtney told In Touch Weekly magazine: "Everybody hated him. I mean everyone! I feel bad for him. But he was bad for business."
Daredevil Steve-O claims Kevin was partying with him when he should have been at home with Britney helping to look after their newborn son.
Steve-O said: "I thought it was funny that I heard he just had a kid, but he was out with us getting wasted in Las Vegas."
It has been claimed Kevin will only receive a small sum in his divorce settlement, because of Britney's "ironclad" prenuptial agreement.
A source close to Kevin said: "He has a lot to figure out, but nobody liked him anyway, and now they have reason not to."
"I'm afraid he's going to have to go back to delivering pizzas."
Britney and Kevin were married for two years and have two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James.
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November 21st, 2006, 04:04 PM
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Let's form a support-slash-fan club for him. Let's make him feel lurrvvedddd....
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November 21st, 2006, 04:34 PM
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Who wants to be Kevin right now?
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November 21st, 2006, 04:35 PM
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I'm thinking Michael Richards wouldn't mind right about now...
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November 21st, 2006, 04:46 PM
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Fact is, they are giving away - AGAIn!- tickets to his concerts!!
They practically have wads of tickets and begging people to get them  Also, it seems some of his concerts have been cancelled due to poor attendance to previous ones.
The man is deep down and draining fast-- ehh, he probs wishes he saved some of the estimated 50 mil he spent off Britney 
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November 21st, 2006, 04:59 PM
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I'd be K-Fed for awhile.. long enough to throw myself off the nearest building.
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November 21st, 2006, 05:06 PM
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^^ Not painful enough. I'd like to be K-Fed so I could hire myself out as Mike Tyson's bitch for the weekend.
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November 21st, 2006, 05:08 PM
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^^
And then could he throw himself off a building?
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November 21st, 2006, 05:09 PM
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^^ Still not painful enough. Then he has to join the marines, go to Iraq, then "come out" to his troop.
If there's anything left, then he can throw himself off a building.
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November 21st, 2006, 05:20 PM
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Poor mishap....
Have pity on hiiim (joke!)
He's got 4 kids to feed and he is a ..er... erm.. ermhh..wonderfull father...
(here I cry for the unfairness of life....
... at least Michael Richard was in M.A>S>H.-remember the tranny??)
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November 22nd, 2006, 03:22 AM
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FEDERLINE A MUSIC AWARDS JOKE
Movie & Entertainment News provided by World Entertainment News Network ( www.wenn.com)
2006-11-22 08:51:13 -
KEVIN FEDERLINE became the brunt of the joke at last night's (21NOV06) American Music Awards in Los Angeles when a lookalike was boxed up and dumped into the San Pedro, California docks.
Awards host JIMMY KIMMEL poked fun at the struggling rapper, calling him "the world's first no-hit wonder," before a Federline doppelganger was placed in a "soundproof box," wheeled offstage at the Shrine Auditorium, loaded onto a lorry and then unceremoniously thrown into the waters off San Pedro.
To add insult to injury, Federline's estranged wife, BRITNEY SPEARS, was then introduced as "The Bachelorette" as she stepped out in a figure-hugging silver-grey dress to announce the winner of the first award, Best Soul/R&B Female Artist.
Gum-chewing Spears had to take a moment before she could be heard above the applause as music's elite cheered their support.
source:
http://www.pr-inside.com/federline-a...oke-r26733.htm
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November 22nd, 2006, 03:34 AM
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Originally Posted by moomies
Last updated: Tuesday, November 21, 2006
"I'm afraid he's going to have to go back to delivering pizzas."
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(Who'd touch a pizza that KFed brought though? Nasty!)
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November 22nd, 2006, 04:40 AM
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Why are people so surprised that he's not supporting baby number 4 for crying out loud. He already has 3 other kids he hardly looks after. He's a piece of shit, bottom line. I feel sorry for all his kids, but especially Sean Preston and Jayden James; both parents are morons.
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November 22nd, 2006, 06:59 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by StayYoung&Pretty
Why are people so surprised that he's not supporting baby number 4 for crying out loud. He already has 3 other kids he hardly looks after. He's a piece of shit, bottom line. I feel sorry for all his kids, but especially Sean Preston and Jayden James; both parents are morons.
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It's not like Steve-O is any paragon of virtue either. The worst he's been guilty of is painfully dumb stunts not knocking up pop stars while spending their fortune.
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December 19th, 2006, 10:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lobelia
Let's form a support-slash-fan club for him. Let's make him feel lurrvvedddd....
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He'd probably try to get the fan cub to help him with the bills, given the air-tight prenup brit handled him with, ahhhahahahaha
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