Want to be with Mike Tyson?

Biatch · November 21st, 2006, 09:49 AM

And before you jump me-this is the title I copied(I know, lack of originality) word by word

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Want To F***K Myke Tyson????

Now, it's gonna cost ya. And not just your innocence.

Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm. She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist. She says, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."

I think I know where O.J. can go now that his book thing seems to be falling through. Cause the only thing that could possibly be sexier than having sex with a convicted rapist, is getting it on with an unconvicted murderer. Am I right, or am I right?
http://socialitelife.com/2006/11/21/...mike_tyson.php
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The sad thing is, there will be SOME loons that probably will pay to get RAPED by this sag.
Double BARF!!!

louiswinthorpe111 · November 21st, 2006, 09:55 AM

You couldn't PAY ME to be with Mike Tyson.

Lilya · November 21st, 2006, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111

You couldn't PAY ME to be with Mike Tyson.

Total word! Not for x million dollars.
But I fear that there will be women who will actually spent money for this..

fahQ · November 21st, 2006, 10:03 AM

And for an extra hundred, he'll even bite your ear off.

What's that? I did'nt hear you? ...DOH!

greysfang · November 21st, 2006, 10:04 AM

Uh, who wants to bang a convicted rapist?

LynnieD · November 21st, 2006, 10:39 AM

Uh, think I'll take a pass on that one...thanks.

KrisNine · November 21st, 2006, 11:00 AM

I like the quote "It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson"...really? I'm calling bullshit on that one. My boyfriend need not worry.

LynnieD · November 21st, 2006, 11:14 AM

Doesn't he have like a host of STD's??? How can they legally do this??

Biatch · November 21st, 2006, 11:22 AM

Well, I read Heidi Fleiss bought 50 acres of land and she is legally(?) allowed to open this brothel...so I guess if they let her do that they won't bother checking HIM too much????

Palermo · November 21st, 2006, 11:43 AM

Prostitution is legal in certain counties in Nevada. Have you ever heard Mike Tyson speak? Minnie Mouse has nothing on him.

I wouldn't screw him with your vagina.

Biatch · November 21st, 2006, 11:56 AM

Lol, that was funny.

I also think it's wrong they let Heidi- a CONVICTED madame- open a brothel.

They know she was involved with that producer/gangster... why , oh, why they let her start the scandal again?

And with that Tyson??With HIS history??

It's like letting 2 rabid dogs roam free !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!