November 20th, 2006, 11:11 PM
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BANG) - Pamela Anderson's pet dog has gone missing.
The actress' Chihuahua Luca disappeared while it was being looked after by her parents, while Pamela was filming new movie 'Blonde and Blonder' in Vancouver.
The pooch was being walked on a private beach in Malibu on Sunday afternoon (19.11.06) when it suddenly vanished.
Pammie is distraught and is convinced Luca has been 'dog-knapped'.
The former 'Baywatch' star - who is an ardent animal rights campaigner - wrote on her personal website: "My little Chihuahua Luca went missing off a beach in Malibu on Sunday afternoon. I think somebody took him. I was returning home from Vancouver and spoke to my parents at 3.30pm.
"They were on a private beach with him, which he knows very well. He normally runs on the beach but has been on medication and could have been groggy and not himself. There was a construction crew and an odd person walking along the beach on the public pathways. I need him back."
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November 20th, 2006, 11:37 PM
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this fucking thread title made me laugh so hard 
i guess cause imagined the little dog stuck between pam's huge knockers fighting for air 
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November 21st, 2006, 07:53 AM
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Oh no! I feel bad for her! I'd be devastated if some bas*ard nicked off with my pug! I really hope she finds him.
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November 21st, 2006, 07:56 AM
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Well maybe if she wasn't so drunk she could keep a better eye on the dog??
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November 21st, 2006, 08:54 AM
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^^But drunk-dogwalking is so much fun!
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November 21st, 2006, 09:41 AM
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November 21st, 2006, 04:36 PM
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Poor puppy! Isn't that the dog that Stephen Dorph gave her when they were dating i.e rooting?
(is that how you spell his name?)
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November 21st, 2006, 07:14 PM
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That is kind of sad actually… if my dog ran away I'd cry.
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November 21st, 2006, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by bite me spidey
That is kind of sad actually… if my dog ran away I'd cry.
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Me too  I'm very paranoid about letting my dog off leash, even at the dog beach. You never know...one bolt and she's gone. I can't run that fast!
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November 21st, 2006, 09:01 PM
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HAHAHA! omg what a smart dog... fake its own dognapping and find a better owner... pure genius. 
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November 22nd, 2006, 01:04 AM
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If they were walking on the beach, and were looking away for a few seconds, the little dude could've easily been knocked over by even a tiny wave, then swept out to become fishfood. Or a bigger dog could've run by and just snagged him. It's noisy from the surf on the beach, maybe wouldn't hear him scream. They should have been using one of those adjustable leashes.
 regarding the little guy being smothered by Pammie's breasts!  Maybe that's what happened and this is just the public story.
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November 22nd, 2006, 01:23 AM
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^ Aww! That's so mean but I don't like little dogs so I find it hilarious.
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November 22nd, 2006, 02:38 AM
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I can't laugh at this, I feel for anybody who loses a pet.
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November 22nd, 2006, 02:43 PM
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the pet didnt get lost, he ran the fuck away from that nitemare of a person!
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