November 20th, 2006, 01:34 AM
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Jolie using 'voodoo' to keep Pitt-Aniston apart!
Posted on Monday, November 20, 2006 (EST)
Actress Angelina Jolie is allegedly working 'voodoo' on lover Brad Pitt to kill his desires - in case he has any - of going back to ex-wife Jennifer Aniston.
Washington, Nov 20: Actress Angelina Jolie is allegedly working 'voodoo' on lover Brad Pitt to kill his desires - in case he has any - of going back to ex-wife Jennifer Aniston.
The Mr and Mrs Smith stars reportedly turned into real-life couple during the film's shooting - the period when Pitt was still married to Aniston. Later the actor dumped his wife for the puffy-lipped siren and went on to father her adopted kids. The stars also became proud parents of their first biological child, daughter Shilouh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.
And according to a leading voodoo expert, Doctor Snake, Jolie has allegedly put a magical spell on Pitt to forbid him from rekindling his relationship with the former Friends beauty.
"That vial sounds suspiciously like a voodoo 'mojo hand', or magical charm", said the author of cult best-seller "Voodoo Spellbook" to Softpedia.
Snake is skeptical that the charm is for warding off accidents, as voodoo spells using ingredients from bats are normally used as he says in the workings of a black magic love spell.
"One dark voodoo spell uses Bat's Heart Incense, which is burnt to break up a love affair or marriage", The Post Chronicle quoted the Doctor, as saying.(ANI)
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http://news.sawf.org/Gossip/27832.aspx
And check this gossip out from last year Nov.
Is Angelina Jolie working voodoo on Brad Pitt?
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November 20th, 2006, 05:32 AM
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she's using another kind of magic. it's called punani
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November 20th, 2006, 05:43 AM
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They're really scrapping the bottom of the gossip barrel for Jenbralina news, aren't they? Who fucking cares.
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November 20th, 2006, 05:48 AM
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Not I. (damn word count). Not me. Not moi.
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November 20th, 2006, 06:44 AM
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I actually hope she is because stuff like that usually backfires in a big way and it will be so much fun reading about it when it blows up in her face.
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November 20th, 2006, 08:38 AM
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Oh I believe it. I also believe that she uses voodoo to steal the mojo of her co stars. Neither Billie Bob Thorton, nor Winona Ryder, have had much success since working with Jolie.
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November 20th, 2006, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by aabbcc
I actually hope she is because stuff like that usually backfires in a big way and it will be so much fun reading about it when it blows up in her face.
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I was thinking exactly the same thing. IF she did do this (and i remember reading about her giving Brad a vial containing something batty to 'ward off accidents')............then it will return to her tenfold eventually......................
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November 20th, 2006, 09:25 AM
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*No Comment*
-Back to listening to my professor instead of messing around on GR.
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November 20th, 2006, 11:32 AM
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Ridiculous, I demand a private investigation on the credentials of this so called DR. Snake!
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November 20th, 2006, 11:35 AM
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It's funny though, an astrologer had to comment on their relationship and now a voodoo doctor who also suspected something similar last year November. It's all a conspiracy
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November 20th, 2006, 12:08 PM
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well we have driven off nitey for sure now...she would HAVE to respond to this.
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November 20th, 2006, 12:51 PM
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OMG, it's offical. I'm Brangelia'd out.
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November 20th, 2006, 12:54 PM
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 i think this thread trumped my 'angie was a high school slut' thread! touche moomies, touche!
-and I believe every word of it! Angie is most definetely a spell-wielding slut of the highest order! ................. oh yeah and she has herpes that requires her to use c-sections during outbreaks
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November 20th, 2006, 10:05 PM
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November 20th, 2006, 11:32 PM
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 Ya, I'm sure she does.
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