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Old November 3rd, 2005, 10:58 AM   #1 (permalink)
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"Brad Pitt, lover Angelina Jolie and her two adopted children narrowly escaped a vicious bear attack when the beasts broke into the actor's new Canadian holiday home.

The couple came face-to-face with two huge grizzlies after they found their way into Brad's kitchen and began rummaging for food.

The heartthrob actor returned to his home, near Calgary, accompanied by Angelina and her two children Maddox and Zahara to be confronted by the massive animals.

The quick-thinking star ushered the children and Angelina out of the house before telephoning police to report the marauding animals.
A source told America's National Enquirer magazine: "Brad was convinced he had surprised burglars but suddenly came upon these two bears."

"He wisely phoned cops who called in park rangers to shoo off the animals. It seems the animals had been attracted by food smells wafting from a kitchen window Brad had left ajar".

Park rangers rushed to the property and scared the bears away before warning the couple to make sure they keep all doors and windows locked when they leave the house to avoid attracting hungry animals.

Brad is staying in the remote house while he shoots new movie 'The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford'."

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Old November 3rd, 2005, 10:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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It's Jennifer who let the bears out!
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Old November 3rd, 2005, 11:01 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Damn why couldn't the bears have devoured the two freaks?
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Old November 3rd, 2005, 11:07 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Oh gosh, I feel so bad. I thought this was a joke. What, was Brad trying to re-enact Legends of the Fall?
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Old November 3rd, 2005, 11:41 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Karma's a Bitch. This is just the start of the karma for these two.
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Old November 3rd, 2005, 11:45 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Like that guy in Kids..."I have no legs, I have no legs...."
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Old November 3rd, 2005, 12:40 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Shoo off bears???
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Like that guy in Kids..."I have no legs, I have no legs...."
LMAO!!!!! That part of the movie always seemed a little scary!
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Old November 3rd, 2005, 01:55 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That's scary to me, i'd never let my kids outside after that type of encounter!
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Old November 3rd, 2005, 01:58 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Karma's a Bitch. This is just the start of the karma for these two.
Oh, how I do love some Schadenfreude! Great article!
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Old November 3rd, 2005, 04:17 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Did it happen again? Because I read in a local paper that it was just once brown bear who was sniffing around because he left his window open!
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Old November 3rd, 2005, 04:37 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Maybe the bear thought he smelled fish and it turned out to be Angelina's overused cunt.
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Old November 3rd, 2005, 05:15 PM   #13 (permalink)
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How horrible.I'm glad noone was hurt.
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Wait a doggone minute here. You're telling my AJ has FOOD in her home?
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Wait a doggone minute here. You're telling me AJ has FOOD in her home?
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