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    Talking Kevin Federline wants Britney Spears back!

    Last updated: Wednesday, November 15, 2006
    K-FED WANTS BRITNEY BACK

    Kevin Federline will ''do anything'' to get Britney Spears back.


    According to reports, the wannabe rapper realizes he has made a huge mistake and is desperate to win back his estranged wife.

    A source told Britain's Grazia magazine: "Kevin spent last week begging Britney to take him back."

    "Kevin is stunned and he's been crying. He said he would do anything to get Britney back."

    "He knows he's nothing if he doesn't have her in his life and realizes he has made a major mistake."

    Kevin, 28, has reportedly tried a number of ways to convince Britney - who he has two children, sons Sean Preston and Jayden James, with - to rekindle their relationship, including singing her love poems and sending flowers.

    The source added: "He sent flowers and chocolates to Britney, but she asked an assistant to put them somewhere where she wouldn't have to look at them."

    "He's also left voice messages, singing her love poems, but Britney hasn't replied."

    Britney, 24, is believed to have instructed her staff to remove all of Kevin's belongings from their Malibu home and is enjoying having him and possessions out of her life.

    The source said: "Britney says one of the perks of their break-up is getting her beautiful house back."

    "His stuff was always messing everything up, littering the house with CDs, ashtrays, nicotine-smelling clothes and men's magazines."

    "It has all been taken away now, there is no sign he ever lived there."

    Source: BANG Showbiz


    Hehe, I had to bold and highlight the funny part in red.

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    He would have bought her gifts with her money, wouldn't he have?

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    This makes me smile.
    It's over Kevin. Britney finally got a clue and dropped your sorry butt.
    Now go away, loser.
    Never trust a big butt and a smile...

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    He's the kind of guy who treats women like Kleenex, then when their SOs finally come to their senses -- although I'm still not sure Britney has any -- is dumbfounded that there is a point of no return and that they have passed it. We're going through this with my youngest stepdaughter and her abusive ex-partner. He simply can't believe that she wants nothing more to do with him. But it's true.

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    The source said: "Britney says one of the perks of their break-up is getting her beautiful house back."


    I'm not so sure about the authenticity of this article. It has been well publicized that she already put the "beautiful house" on the market, so obviously she doesn't want it back. I think that is the only house he gets a portion of the proceeds (if what we've read about the prenup is true)


    Typical man.... once they realize the woman is for real, they try to worm their way back in. Stay strong Brit

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    "Fuck Britney"

    Weren't those his last words?

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    Charming. But completely unsurprising.

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    I guess his love poems consisted writing on the bathroom doors of the Hard Rock Cafe. At least I'm guessing that's his love poem.

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    Awwww poor broke boy! It's cold and lonely with out credit cards, a tab, or a comfy car!!!!
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    She should take him back...under ONE condition...that he terminates ANY pre-nup they had.....if he's really sorry, then that would prove it.

    And then she should dump his sorry ass to the curb AGAIN! Immediately!

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    Will he poop on himself to get her back as well?

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    ^^ *dies laughing*
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    Guess he misses her $$$.
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    Well of COURSE he wants his free meal ticket back. I just pray she doesn't follow trailerpark trash tradition and take him back, have hot make-up sex and get knocked up with yet another mini-Cletus. She may have had a major wake up call recently but unfortunately that doesn't include a brain transplant.
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    Maybe he can knock her up when she's not looking
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