November 14th, 2006, 08:29 PM
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HOLLYWOOD - Madonna will adopt a second Malawian baby, as soon as one-year-old David Banda has settled into her family.
By WENN| Tuesday, November 14, 2006
The singer and husband Guy Ritchie will return to the Lilongwe orphanage where they found David--and they have their heart set on adopting a girl next time around.
Madonna even wants to take biological children Lourdes, 10, and six-year-old Rocco with her.
She says, "I'm going to adopt another Malawian child very quickly. A baby girl this time, in order to redress the balance.
"But first I would like to give Rocco and Lourdes a little time to get used to David.
"The next time I go Africa to visit the orphanage, I am going to take the children with me. I want to open their minds to the rest of the world."
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http://www.hollywood.com/news/detail/id/3584156
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November 14th, 2006, 08:33 PM
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Now all she needs is a hermaphrodite and she can unlock the secret Malawian bonus level.
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November 14th, 2006, 08:45 PM
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Great... just stfu about it and do it on the DL!!
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November 14th, 2006, 08:58 PM
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Cripes already, give all these celebrities a combined nobel peace prize and a pat on the collective backs!
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November 14th, 2006, 09:29 PM
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Well, after she adopts the second Malawian, she gets the next one free.
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November 14th, 2006, 10:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SVZ
Now all she needs is a hermaphrodite and she can unlock the secret Malawian bonus level.
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Originally Posted by Lily
Well, after she adopts the second Malawian, she gets the next one free.
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Now Ang is going to have to get another orphan to keep up! hehehe
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November 14th, 2006, 10:26 PM
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Redress the balance? Did she really say that? Who talks about kids like that?
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November 14th, 2006, 10:41 PM
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Quote:
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Now all she needs is a hermaphrodite and she can unlock the secret Malawian bonus level.
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 oh man I almost peed myself on that one!
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November 14th, 2006, 10:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SVZ
Now all she needs is a hermaphrodite and she can unlock the secret Malawian bonus level.
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Oh lordy, that was toooo good.
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Redress the balance? Did she really say that? Who talks about kids like that?
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Crazy celebrity baby collectors like her and Angelina. At least she didn't say she's going to get another race so as to create a balance, which Saint Vagina pretty much did.
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November 14th, 2006, 11:32 PM
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Quote:
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Now all she needs is a hermaphrodite and she can unlock the secret Malawian bonus level.
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I laughed so hard I snorted!! LMAO!
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November 15th, 2006, 08:49 AM
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Redress the balance ... great reason to adopt ... not.
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November 15th, 2006, 09:19 AM
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Redress the balance? Did she really say that? Who talks about kids like that?
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Let's see? Madge, Angie, Mia....are there others I'm missing?
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November 15th, 2006, 11:29 AM
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Here we go again. Talk about an addict to the limelight.
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November 15th, 2006, 12:05 PM
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Redress the balance ... great reason to adopt ... not.
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I was thinking that, too. I can see her introducing her children to people... This is Lourdes, and Rocco, and David, oh and this is little Annabelle, she's here to redress the balance.
Somebody get the child a t-shirt that says
im on ur celebritez
redressing ur balanze
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November 15th, 2006, 12:30 PM
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^^ You might want to copyright that now Lobes before Esther/Madge gets a hold of it!
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