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Old November 13th, 2006, 04:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Backstage With Kevin Federline

It's Grey Goose, Doritos, and aromatherapy candles for rapper

NOVEMBER 9--Considering how few tickets Kevin Federline has actually been selling on his current tour, we're surprised that Britney Spears's estranged husband has enough juice to demand anything more than tap water and a sleeve of Ritz crackers backstage. But the purported rapper, whose debut album has moved only 6500 copies, actually has a rider that requires his dressing room to be stocked with Jack Daniel's, Grey Goose vodka, a gourmet cheese tray, and aromatherapy candles. However, it is unclear what the "Beer??" entry means on the rider, a copy of which you'll find below. Additionally, Federline, 28, needs someone to purchase his smokes for him (two packs of Marlboros). Finally, in what may be a further indication of the young couple's irreconcilable differences, Federline demands a bag of Doritos, either regular or cool ranch flavored. Spears, on the other hand, is reportedly very fond of Cheetos. (1 page)




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Old November 13th, 2006, 05:18 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old November 13th, 2006, 05:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Thank God that's all over.
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Old November 13th, 2006, 05:59 AM   #4 (permalink)
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What are regular Doritos? Does he mean Nacho Cheese? And I love the way they call him a 'purported rapper'. Hilarious.
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Old November 13th, 2006, 08:22 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I think it's absurd that celebrities demand that all of these things be provided for them. If they really feel that they require enough food for a dinner party in order to give a successful performance, they need to provide it themselves. It's not like they can't afford it. The entitlement attitude that they all have is ridiculous, especially considering that before "making it" most of them were from lower class backgrounds. It's not like they grew up with a bunch of servants and maids and just don't know any better.
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Old November 13th, 2006, 09:29 AM   #6 (permalink)
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He'll need more than one box of red Altoids to cover up the stench of Cool Ranch Doritos, 2 packs of Marlboros, a bottle of whiskey, and his poor pathetic singing career.
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Old November 13th, 2006, 09:31 AM   #7 (permalink)
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^ hence the need for the aromatherapy candles.
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Why am I not surprised by the Dorito's, thats what the paps always caught Britney chomping on too. Hey, he left Cheetos off the list!
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LOL...eat a bunch of cheese and smoke cigs b4 a "singing" performance? What a douche bag.
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Old November 13th, 2006, 11:02 AM   #10 (permalink)
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So he wanted a finger sandwich plate, some water, some booze and smokes?

I'm underwhelmed. Seems pretty thrifty, I was expecting something ridiculous and mariah carey like
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Old November 13th, 2006, 11:05 AM   #11 (permalink)
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He can't get 13 people to show up without giving away tickets to his shows. He's lucky they don't give him a hand mirror, a bucket and a quiet corner to serve as his dressing room.
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