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The Cost Of Britney's Marriage? Not Priceless
Posted Nov 12th 2006 11:10AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Britney and Kevin, Let's Get This Party Started
Could K-Fed have blown through $50 million dollars of Brit's fortune in just two years? At the time of her marriage to FedEx, Britney was estimated to be worth $100 million, but according to recent reports her net worth has fallen to between $35-$50 million, so you do the math.
So what'd you spend it on, Kev? It's obvious that he didn't spend the money on clothes. In a skit on last night's Saturday Night Live, Britney went to her divorce lawyer to complain about how FedEx squandered her money by filling their dining room with baby tigers and renting an amusement park for his friends to chill at. She also suggests in the skit that K-Fed was unfaithful: "Brit" says that K-Fed was doing choreography with Alyssa Milano and a week later, "Guess who's got panty crickets? Me."
Luckily for Brit, the party stops here with an airtight prenup. "Everyone thinks that Britney is this hick from Louisiana but, in reality, she is an extraordinarily astute businesswoman who has built herself into a global brand," a source tells the New York Post. Too bad the pop princess wasn't as astute when she picked her husband.
If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.
Has her net worth fallen so she doesn't have to pay him as much or did he somehow spend $50mill?
She spent money too, they both need slaps to their heads. She can earn more, he can't, poor KFed, slimy loser. Wonder what celebrity he'll be after next...
I don't know, for some reason I don't think this is the last we've seen of both of them together...heck, she'll probably end up pregnant again from K-Fed and talk about it in a People magazine 'exclusive' interview. I'm serious--I REALLY wouldn't be surprised if that happened in the next few months. As impulsive as Britney is and the way she changes her mind, I find it highly probable that Britney might take him back. Supposedly Kevin's already flirting around--how will Britney feel when she finds out he's dating someone? Britney might want him back when jealousy sets in---she wouldn't be the first ex-wife who's had a change of heart and want to give her marriage one more shot. They will be the next Pam and Tommy Lee--breaking up and making up every few years...
How could he have blown that much money? Nobody can do that many drugs...
I saw on the Fabulous Life of Britney and Kevin on VH1 that Britney spoiled Kevin rotten with all the 'gifts'. So she's partly to blame if she's feeling abit empty in the pocket.
"Everyone thinks that Britney is this hick from Louisiana but, in reality, she is an extraordinarily astute businesswoman who has built herself into a global brand," a source tells the New York Post."
Yeah, she's a real rocket scientist... Looks like Britney may have kicked her husband to the curb, but it sounds as though she's hired a publicist to do some damage control in the meantime-
So much for being her own pr person...
I read something else once that said Britney secretly resents her mother because her whole life Lynne Spears treated her daughter like she was a commodity. I can believe it too.
Lace bras... Great in theory, itchy nips in reality
As bad as Brit the Twit is I am rooting for her against the scum-leech K-fug. He deserves NOTHING and does not care one bit about those kids. As bad as Brit is I think she at least gives a damn about them. K-Fuck is a total scum loser who was only after $$$ all along and left his pregnant GF to go after $$$ and had those kids only as a means to more $$$ so he should get nothing...I hope Brit hires someone to break his legs and cut off his dick.
Whatever money he spent, the fault lies with the account-holder/purse-holder. Dipshit gave him access to her money and wanted (if I recall correctly) an account or something set up for Kevin - does anyone else recall this - so that even if they did divorce, he'd get a shitload of money.
Britney fucked up, she's doing the right thing by divorcing him, but she's going to have to take her lumps on this....
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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Ha! I am loving this quagmire of a divorce--it's a parade of trash! It's better than Springer!
Mel, I'm not sure if you were referring to this, but I remember that she wanted to give him his own Amex Black card though I'm not sure he actually ever got it? Point is, she's an idiot through and through!
I hope he releases the sex tape, any money he makes can't possibly last him very long, he'll blow through it on hookers and drugs and parties in Vegas with his "homies" in no time. And she deserves to bear the consequences for her severely stupid decisions. I am going to enjoy watching both of them drag the other through the mud. Trash is as trash does!
Brit the Twit
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