November 12th, 2006, 11:31 PM
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The Cost Of Britney's Marriage? Not Priceless
Posted Nov 12th 2006 11:10AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Britney and Kevin, Let's Get This Party Started
Could K-Fed have blown through $50 million dollars of Brit's fortune in just two years? At the time of her marriage to FedEx, Britney was estimated to be worth $100 million, but according to recent reports her net worth has fallen to between $35-$50 million, so you do the math.
So what'd you spend it on, Kev? It's obvious that he didn't spend the money on clothes. In a skit on last night's Saturday Night Live, Britney went to her divorce lawyer to complain about how FedEx squandered her money by filling their dining room with baby tigers and renting an amusement park for his friends to chill at. She also suggests in the skit that K-Fed was unfaithful: "Brit" says that K-Fed was doing choreography with Alyssa Milano and a week later, "Guess who's got panty crickets? Me."
Luckily for Brit, the party stops here with an airtight prenup. "Everyone thinks that Britney is this hick from Louisiana but, in reality, she is an extraordinarily astute businesswoman who has built herself into a global brand," a source tells the New York Post. Too bad the pop princess wasn't as astute when she picked her husband.
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http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/12/the-co...not-priceless/
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November 12th, 2006, 11:33 PM
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The comedian that did Britney on SNL was flawless.
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November 12th, 2006, 11:39 PM
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Has her net worth fallen so she doesn't have to pay him as much or did he somehow spend $50mill?
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November 13th, 2006, 12:00 AM
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She spent money too, they both need slaps to their heads. She can earn more, he can't, poor KFed, slimy loser. Wonder what celebrity he'll be after next...
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November 13th, 2006, 02:51 AM
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I don't know, for some reason I don't think this is the last we've seen of both of them together...heck, she'll probably end up pregnant again from K-Fed and talk about it in a People magazine 'exclusive' interview. I'm serious--I REALLY wouldn't be surprised if that happened in the next few months. As impulsive as Britney is and the way she changes her mind, I find it highly probable that Britney might take him back. Supposedly Kevin's already flirting around--how will Britney feel when she finds out he's dating someone? Britney might want him back when jealousy sets in---she wouldn't be the first ex-wife who's had a change of heart and want to give her marriage one more shot. They will be the next Pam and Tommy Lee--breaking up and making up every few years...
LOSERS!!!
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November 13th, 2006, 05:36 AM
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How could he have blown that much money? Nobody can do that many drugs...
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November 13th, 2006, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by tenebrous_girl
why the h-e-double hockey sticks is Britney worth anything? MTV should be taken down for putting that trash out into the mainstream. Then again mainstream is usually filled with trash like this, so its no surprise. And I don't mean her as a human being. I mean the persona and the music. I thought back to when she first started with that first album and thought " This is crap" and gave the cd player back to my friend. Sorry, I don't buy into her being worth anything as far as music/talent/artistry etc... is concerned. People write her songs for her and she adds her squeaky rat voice to it. Then add a little skin clad outfit and lousy dancing, whala!
am i the only one who sees this? no?
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I am in total agreement with you on all your points. It pisses me off that even though she/he squandered a lot of her fortune, she will be able to make a lot of it back. It would serve her right if she isn't able to make any more money because of poor sales and people realizing that she's a fraud. She doesn't deserve to have her fortune in the first place, IMO.
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November 13th, 2006, 09:15 AM
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I saw on the Fabulous Life of Britney and Kevin on VH1 that Britney spoiled Kevin rotten with all the 'gifts'. So she's partly to blame if she's feeling abit empty in the pocket.
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November 13th, 2006, 09:21 AM
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"Everyone thinks that Britney is this hick from Louisiana but, in reality, she is an extraordinarily astute businesswoman who has built herself into a global brand," a source tells the New York Post."
Yeah, she's a real rocket scientist... Looks like Britney may have kicked her husband to the curb, but it sounds as though she's hired a publicist to do some damage control in the meantime-
So much for being her own pr person...
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November 13th, 2006, 09:24 AM
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I read something else once that said Britney secretly resents her mother because her whole life Lynne Spears treated her daughter like she was a commodity. I can believe it too.
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November 13th, 2006, 11:23 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chilly Willy
How could he have blown that much money? Nobody can do that many drugs...
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HE didnt do all of them. He made a BET about how many DRUGS a HOOKER could do.
Paid for the drugs, paid for the hooker, and lost the bet... SEVERAL TIMES.
And that, lady & gents, is how you blow that much money in only 2 years of partying.
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November 13th, 2006, 11:59 AM
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As bad as Brit the Twit is I am rooting for her against the scum-leech K-fug. He deserves NOTHING and does not care one bit about those kids. As bad as Brit is I think she at least gives a damn about them. K-Fuck is a total scum loser who was only after $$$ all along and left his pregnant GF to go after $$$ and had those kids only as a means to more $$$ so he should get nothing...I hope Brit hires someone to break his legs and cut off his dick.
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November 13th, 2006, 12:02 PM
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Whatever money he spent, the fault lies with the account-holder/purse-holder. Dipshit gave him access to her money and wanted (if I recall correctly) an account or something set up for Kevin - does anyone else recall this - so that even if they did divorce, he'd get a shitload of money.
Britney fucked up, she's doing the right thing by divorcing him, but she's going to have to take her lumps on this....
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November 13th, 2006, 12:24 PM
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