Val Kilmer would rather sleep with Oprah than Nicole Richie

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Last updated: Friday, November 10, 2006
VAL WANTS CURVY OPRAH

Val Kilmer wants to bed Oprah Winfrey.


The "Batman Forever" actor confessed that if he was given the choice he would pick the curvy chat show host over skinny size 0 starlet Nicole Richie every time.

He gushed: "I would choose Oprah, any day of the week. Sorry, Nicole."
The 46-year-old star has romanced a string of Hollywood beauties including Cindy Crawford, Cher, Michelle Pfeiffer, Daryl Hannah, and Ellen Barkin.

When asked who would help him if he was ever arrested, Val joked that Cindy would bail him out, Daryl would pick out his suit for court, Cher would testify for him, and Ellen would testify against him.

Despite being tongue-in-cheek about previous lovers, Kilmer explains there was nothing funny about his 1996 divorce from Joanne Whalley, after eight years of marriage and two children.

He told Elle magazine: "You just don't understand humility until you have children and get divorced. "I was very hurt and very angry and so was she."

"But when kids are involved, you either become friends with respect for each other or you become mortal enemies."

Source: BANG Showbiz
http://news.celebritywonder.com/2006...rvy_Oprah.html

[AliceInWonderland]

well honestly; so would I. Nicole is damn sick looking and there is not 1 single attractive part of her left really. What the hell would you be turned on by with her any damn way?! If a man actually finds her attractive; I would think that there was something seriously wrong with him and send him to the mental hospital to get fixed.

[SunShine23]

id bang oprah and hope she'd gimme a car as a tip

[sputnik]

i'd do val but it would have to be before he bangs oprah

[Fabularosa]

I don't think Oprah would be interested. Therefore he doesn't have to do either

[Palermo]

He's pretty porky himself right now, so I understand his thinking

[MrsDark]

Sorry Val, but Oprah would probably rather bang ME

Who are we kidding? I'd choose her over Nicole R too even if Nic was still a fatty. Oprah's frikin loaded. Let me take Steadman's place for a few years and squirrel away a nice little retirement fund!

[Classic Broad]

well honestly; so would I. Nicole is damn sick looking and there is not 1 single attractive part of her left really. What the hell would you be turned on by with her any damn way?! If a man actually finds her attractive; I would think that there was something seriously wrong with him and send him to the mental hospital to get fixed.

Nicole couldn't take it; she'd snap like a twig!

[Raspberry gashes]

I wouldn't touch Val with a 10 foot stick; hes been with Paris Hilton, but its not only that, I also think hes foul.

[bite me spidey]

Oprah's not bad looking. Neither is Nicole with a little bit of weight on her. I think she's a beautiful girl naturally.

[karistiona]

Haha that's such a funnty statement, good for him saying stuff like that.