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    Default Paris Hilton Thinks She's a Star

    Paris Hilton Wants a Hollywood Star


    Paris Hilton is fuming because she doesn't have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

    The millionaire hotel heiress has her own reality TV show, has starred in
    her own homemade porn film - 'One Night In Paris' - appeared in teen horror film 'House of Wax', released a pop album and brought out her own perfume, but what she really wants is her own star on the famous pavement.

    At a recent ceremony to mark TV producer and LA Lakers basketball team owner Jerry Buss being awarded a star, Paris, 25, was overheard complaining that she should be receiving the accolade instead.

    According to Life and Style Weekly magazine, 'The Simple Life' star
    allegedly said: "I don't even know half these people. And, like, most of
    them are dead. I should totally have a star. I deserve one. I'm one of the most famous people on earth!
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    Lilo wants an Oscar and the best Banned can come up with is a star on the walk of fame. How pathetic.
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    oh she can quite crying... she can buy one like everyone else... although the votes cost more than the star ..

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    The day she gets a fucking star along with people who actually have talent and have done something notable, the world has gone crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StayYoung&Pretty View Post
    The day she gets a fucking star along with people who actually have talent and have done something notable, the world has gone crazy.
    Yes, but I have a sinking feeling that I will see this occur at some time in my lifetime, much to my horror.
    You were lucky to have me. But you know what? I think I already got the best part of you. And she's standing right out there. I don't know... what's left just doesn't look so good anymore. Hope Floats

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    goose ... she will buy one .. one way or another... because she is that pathetic

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    When she finally does get a star, I hope a sick dog takes an enormous shit on it.
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    When she buys her star, I promise my GR faithful, I will take my dog to Hollywood and allow her to take a gi-normous shit on it!! I'll take pictures for all to enjoy My dog isn;t even sick...just 100lbs.

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    Ummm...remember, Ryan Seacrest has a star. If he can get one, anyone can.

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    ladies and gents, the first signs of the apocalypse

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    Is this a surprise? Paris's biggest fan is herself.

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    If she really did get a star, it would get vandalized every other day. They'd probably take tourists there on busses, so that they could take a dump on it. That would actually be kinda nice.

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