November 7th, 2006, 05:16 PM
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Paris Hilton Thinks She's a Star
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Paris Hilton Wants a Hollywood Star
Paris Hilton is fuming because she doesn't have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
The millionaire hotel heiress has her own reality TV show, has starred in
her own homemade porn film - 'One Night In Paris' - appeared in teen horror film 'House of Wax', released a pop album and brought out her own perfume, but what she really wants is her own star on the famous pavement.
At a recent ceremony to mark TV producer and LA Lakers basketball team owner Jerry Buss being awarded a star, Paris, 25, was overheard complaining that she should be receiving the accolade instead.
According to Life and Style Weekly magazine, 'The Simple Life' star
allegedly said: "I don't even know half these people. And, like, most of
them are dead. I should totally have a star. I deserve one. I'm one of the most famous people on earth!"
from http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.ph...ollywood_star/
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Lilo wants an Oscar and the best Banned can come up with is a star on the walk of fame. How pathetic.
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November 7th, 2006, 05:18 PM
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oh she can quite crying... she can buy one like everyone else... although the votes cost more than the star .. 
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November 7th, 2006, 05:25 PM
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The day she gets a fucking star along with people who actually have talent and have done something notable, the world has gone crazy.
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November 7th, 2006, 05:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by StayYoung&Pretty
The day she gets a fucking star along with people who actually have talent and have done something notable, the world has gone crazy.
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Yes, but I have a sinking feeling that I will see this occur at some time in my lifetime, much to my horror.
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November 7th, 2006, 05:47 PM
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goose ... she will buy one .. one way or another... because she is that pathetic
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November 7th, 2006, 05:48 PM
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When she finally does get a star, I hope a sick dog takes an enormous shit on it.
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November 7th, 2006, 07:01 PM
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When she buys her star, I promise my GR faithful, I will take my dog to Hollywood and allow her to take a gi-normous shit on it!! I'll take pictures for all to enjoy  My dog isn;t even sick...just 100lbs.
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November 7th, 2006, 07:07 PM
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Ummm...remember, Ryan Seacrest has a star. If he can get one, anyone can.
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November 7th, 2006, 11:11 PM
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ladies and gents, the first signs of the apocalypse
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November 8th, 2006, 01:43 AM
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Is this a surprise? Paris's biggest fan is herself.
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November 8th, 2006, 05:47 AM
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If she really did get a star, it would get vandalized every other day. They'd probably take tourists there on busses, so that they could take a dump on it. That would actually be kinda nice.
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