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    Default A Scarlett Johansson Sex Tape?

    Okay. Take this one with about two pounds of salt, because as far as Internet rumours go, this one's about as spurious as they come. What am I talking about? Why, it's none other than the alleged (actually, inferred) Scarlett Johansson Sex Tape. Yes, that's right, a Scarlett Johansson Sex Tape.

    Now, don't go getting your panties in a bunch, just yet. I gots some 'splaining to do.

    So, there's this website, scenesfromacar, and on this website, the claim is made that there is an audio tape featuring an unnamed Hollywood starlet, caught giving a blow job in a car, with her microphone still on.
    Speculation had originally been pointing to Lindsay Lohan, because of her general skankiness, but with the recent addition of a clue, in the form of a red letter "A" ("The Scarlett Letter"), most people believe it is actually Scarlett Johansson. The actress is said to have a distictive, low voice, as well.
    Long hours on a set. People get tired, people make mistakes, and sometimes starlets give blow jobs in cars without realizing their mic is still on.

    Skip ahead... there is some more sweet talk, then some more rustling, then they start kissing and so forth. THEN, for twelve minutes and forty seven seconds, she gives him the sexiest blow job I have ever heard capped off by the words "Yeah, cum".
    The tape is now on sale, via email, at the website above, for the nice round sum of $20, and that's about as much as I know. It's almost impossible to verify any legitimacy at this point, and I'm not keen on spending $20 for the privilege of waiting five days to receive what may, or may not be (and probably isn't) a Scarlett Johansson sex tape. Besides, as soon as the first sucker gets it, it'll be online within minutes, so I'll be waiting for the free version.

    That being said, if this is real, it could be the greatest thing since, well, since the creation of the Universe, but it would be a lot better if there was video.

    Anyway, since I don't have any actual sex tape goodness to share with you, here are some pictures Scarlett Johansson in a see-through shirt. Enjoy.

    http://www.egotastic.com/
    So which one of you freaks is going to buy this one?
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    I'll pass............................
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    Guess since all the cool kids are doing it, she wanted to up her profile too...

    I'll be passing as well.

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    I wanna know to whom she's giving the blowjob!

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    since it's just an audio tape it can be anyone ... difficult to prove it's really SJ

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    She probably orchestrated this whole thing so that she could get some press out of it while pretending to be highly offended and using it as an excuse to bring up her "sex appeal", like the Isaac Mizrahi garbage.
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    ^Ah, southernbelle you know her so well.

    $20 for audio of a bj....puhlease.
    maybe if it were video, i'd be interested.
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    ^^Missy, your avatar is scaring me.
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    Well it sure as hell wouldn't surprise me.

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    I'd be very interested if it were video and it was Josh Hartnett.

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    just audio? booooooring!

    the intersting part would be: who's the guy? probably josh on the set of black dahlia.
    but wasn't scarlett also one who said human beings aren't made to be monogamous?!

    anyway if it was a video of her and jared leto i have to confess i would get it in a heartbeat!

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    these dam sex tapes....

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    I cannot think of anything less appealing... Yippee skippee a frickin audio tape of a blow job. Are we really that pathetic?

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    Too bad they cant work out who the dude is, i wanna know that!
    And the website has been closed now... maybe its all bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    Guess since all the cool kids are doing it, she wanted to up her profile too...
    Yeah, and then she didn't even have the guts to make a real sex tape. Audio? What a sissy.

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