Jennifer Aniston: Always a fraud, still a fraud.

**ray shawn** · November 3rd, 2006, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by ChangingEventually

I'd take Jennifer over Angelina ANY day.

I too would take the unperfect Jennifer Aniston than the "perfect" Brangelina.

**Nitelite** · November 4th, 2006, 01:05 AM

Jennifer Aniston: the humble entourage

A ten person police escort out of LAX? Click here and see for yourself via TMZ - Jen’s arrival yesterday wasn’t exactly quiet, it wasn’t exactly unattended, but it was definitely absolute chaos.

Pappies amazingly alerted in advance to her arrival, a personal swat team alerted in advance for protection. And I’m not the only one curious about the overkill. TMZ also asked the question – why not use the back exit? Furthermore as Laura W pointed out in her email to me yesterday – if security is such a concern, why not take a private plane from any number of private and less publicly accessible airfields in and around the Los Angeles area?

Answer: Because if that were the case, no one would have seen her.
Don’t tell me someone like Jennifer Aniston doesn’t have the cash or the clout to make private travel arrangements. Hell, if Howie Mandel can score a private ride out of Heathrow within a few hours during the terrorist threat, Jennifer Aniston can CERTAINLY score a private ride out of London if she really wanted to, and something tells me that would take minutes.

But then again – Brad Pitt is up for an Oscar nomination, the beautiful Angelina and her beautiful children are making waves in India, Reese Witherspoon is the new Pity Poster Girl, and even Nicole Kidman just landed a People Magazine cover.

Do you smell jealousy? Or is Humble Jen really just trying to “live her life”?
Please.

Always a fraud, still a fraud.

http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=4987

What a fake!!!

**Lobelia** · November 4th, 2006, 01:09 AM

I was there, and she was shocked. She told me so, and I believe her.

**Zee** · November 4th, 2006, 01:15 AM

Didn't we go through this already?

**KrisNine** · November 4th, 2006, 01:18 AM

This Lainey character needs to learn how to write. How can you be "up for an Oscar nomination"??? Either you're nominated or you're not.

**LizaMarie** · November 4th, 2006, 01:22 AM

As I have maintained all along, Lainey is incapable of stringing together a sentence AND has a high and mighty attitude which I cant bear. It is GOSSIP, she does not hold some magic wand which holds answers. The fact that shes acting like People magazine is ''trailing'' her stories makes me laugh so hard.

...and if she says ''minivan majority'' or 'non' in a sentence again I will FLIP.

**Bellatheball** · November 4th, 2006, 01:36 AM

^ Minivan Majority
Minivan Majority
Minivan Majority
Minivan Majority

Non Non Non Non

Damn, I put those all in caps, who changed it?!

**pacific breeze** · November 4th, 2006, 01:37 AM

Lainey is from Hong Kong and lives in West Vancouver, which explains a lot. The sense of entitlement from the rich locals here (we're merely renting) is amazing to behold.