Lindsay Lohan pretends to be sober; wears AA 90 days sober chip

**Beeyotch** · November 2nd, 2006, 01:10 PM

Lindsay Lohan was spotted yesterday wearing an AA sober chip that says 'Ninety Days.' According to AA, plain chips signify a desire to quit drinking while colored ones like this represent different lengths of sobriety. So after seeing Lindsay Lohan wearing one it's pretty clear she got drunk, then beat up a guy who's been sober for 90 days and stole his AA chip. A woman could come riding down from heaven on a winged horse declaring it to be true and I still wouldn't believe she's been sober for 90 days. Or 90 hours. I'll give her 90 seconds though, because even alcoholics can fall asleep for more than a minute and a half at a time.
A closeup of Lindsay Lohan's stolen AA chip after the jump.

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/li...s_shes_so.html

This bitch gets more and more absurdly unbelievable by the day.

She needs a serious beat-down by someone who cares about her. Or not, but she does need some sense beat into her by someone.

**BoogsBun** · November 2nd, 2006, 01:18 PM

I find that extremely insulting to recovered/recovering addicts. I don't know why, I just do.

**greysfang** · November 2nd, 2006, 01:32 PM

What?!?!?! There were pics of this bitch wasted not two weeks ago! Does she think we're all stupid?

**enctpc** · November 2nd, 2006, 02:09 PM

She certainly hasn't been sober for 90 days, she's a LIAR...

**Beeyotch** · November 2nd, 2006, 02:15 PM

I know, I agree with all of you. It's insulting and delusional. That's why my best recommendation is a beat-down. Tough love for her, anger management for all us sensible people. Everybody wins.

**greysfang** · November 2nd, 2006, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

That's why my best recommendation is a beat-down. Tough love for her, anger management for all us sensible people. Everybody wins.

All those in favor say 'aye'.

**glamazon** · November 2nd, 2006, 02:29 PM

I'm writing in to say AYE!

**Bellatheball** · November 2nd, 2006, 04:14 PM

I find it insulting too. She probably sees this as a fashion accessory. A few of my family members were recovering alcoholics and they kept their chips on them at all times but never where there could so easily be seen. Again, this is a good example of what's wrong with Hollywood chicks.

**FemX** · November 2nd, 2006, 04:18 PM

She's showing support for someone else. She's not saying she is the sober one.

**moomies** · November 2nd, 2006, 04:23 PM

maybe for Tara Reed?

**greysfang** · November 2nd, 2006, 04:24 PM

Tara Reid ain't been sober but 5 minutes.

**BoogsBun** · November 2nd, 2006, 04:47 PM

For some reason, I can't imagine her supporting anyone, let alone a person trying to get sober.

**bite me spidey** · November 2nd, 2006, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by BoogsBun

I find that extremely insulting to recovered/recovering addicts. I don't know why, I just do.

I think it is a bit insulting. It's somewhat of a mockery, isn't it? She's wearing it as a fashion accessory, obviously, but it's meant for a rather serious purpose.

**Beeyotch** · November 2nd, 2006, 06:32 PM

What I think is that these people know they can just create their own version of the truth and the public is expected to eat it up.

Look at Nicole Richie. She says she's not anorexic, recovered from heroin addiction, doesn't do drugs, puts out a statement or interview saying so, and people are expected to believe that because they can't prove otherwise. Or Paris who says she's being celibate for a year just because she says so. Or Tom Cruise who says he's not gay and everyone is too afraid of his high-powered lawyers to prove otherwise.

So Lindsay says she's 90 days sober because she wears a pin, and people are expected to believe this because we don't have drug tests or tox reports to prove it. It's insane. And it's bullshit.