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    Wink Nicole Richie plans her future life while presently looking like death

    (KP International) Many little girls dream of what their future family will be like, and Nicole Richie seems to be stuck in her 'wonder' years, since she recently revealed her plans to have three girls and one set of twin boys.

    "I'm going to have five kids," the socialite said. "I'm going to have three girls and twin boys... I love twin boys. I think they are so cute. I've had twin dogs before. They were cute. I just love twins." Clearly her experience with the doppelganger dogs gave her a true understanding of human twins.

    In other Richie news, TMZ reported that The Simple Life star collapsed on Sunday morning (October 28) at Hollywood's Hyde nightclub. According to the source, Richie's friends stopped staff from calling an ambulance and insisted they'd take her themselves.

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    I bet we see those kids dumped off at the orphanarium once the papz stop snapping pics of them.
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    I hope she lives long enuff to get healthy enuff to even have a baby. And can one actually plan twin boys???

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    Hasn't her uterus jumped ship yet? It must look like a raisin.
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    "I'm going to have three girls and twin boys... I love twin boys. I think they are so cute. I've had twin dogs before. They were cute. I just love twins."
    And obviously all you have to do to have twin boys is wish it.

    Her body must be eating her brain for nutrition now.
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    No wonder her body looks like it's starving.
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    I seriously check gossip sites daily specifically to check if she's died yet. I imagine the scandal it would cause, and I wonder if it would put the brakes on this anorexic starlet trend.

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    Ya cause like, it's so easy to have twins!

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    is she planning on adopting these kids because I doubt her body is able to bare children at this point

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    Maybe she should wish for a partner to help with the five children

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    I seriously check gossip sites daily specifically to check if she's died yet. I imagine the scandal it would cause, and I wonder if it would put the brakes on this anorexic starlet trend.
    Yes it's so sad sad, I wouldn't be surprised either. It takes awhile though,it took Karen Carpenter a long time to kill herself that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Hasn't her uterus jumped ship yet? It must look like a raisin.
    ..............poor shriveled up uterus!!!
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    "I'm going to have five kids," the socialite said. "I'm going to have three girls and twin boys... I love twin boys. I think they are so cute. I've had twin dogs before. They were cute. I just love twins."

    Has nobody told her that you don't buy them at pet stores?

    Angelina and Madonna really are setting bad examples!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    I seriously check gossip sites daily specifically to check if she's died yet. I imagine the scandal it would cause, and I wonder if it would put the brakes on this anorexic starlet trend.
    IMO it's a race between her and Lohan. Which one will crash & burn first?

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    I seriously check gossip sites daily specifically to check if she's died yet. I imagine the scandal it would cause, and I wonder if it would put the brakes on this anorexic starlet trend.
    Anorectics often seem to have done a lot of reading up on the subject - the really long-term ones know exactly how thin they can stay, how little they can subsist on, without actually collapsing. They probably ignore the part about the long-term damage this kind of starvation does to the body, though...

    If it is anorexia in Nicole's case, and not drug abuse, she's probably walking the line and thinks that she can keep just on the right side of it for as long as she likes. She's been wearing wigs lately, and her hair, when you see it, looks like crap; I think the real physical damage is starting to kick in.

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    All she have to do is leave the Clen alone.

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