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    Red face Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt think Al-Qaeda is out to get them

    (BANG) - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are living in fear of an al-Qaeda attack, it has been reported.

    Brad and Angelina are currently in India shooting 'A Mighty Heart' - the story of American journalist Daniel Pearl, who was kidnapped and later executed by al-Quaeda terrorists in Pakistan in 2002.

    British security experts reportedly rushed to Pune, India, earlier this week, after being alerted by neighbouring Pakistan that the couple might be targeted because of the film they are making.

    A source told the National Enquirer: "These former SAS men arrived to aid American bodyguards already watching over the superstars and their three children. The authorities genuinely feared that the star couple could be prime targets for terrorists."

    Fear of terrorism is also said to be why the movie is being shot in Pune, rather than Pakistan where the events occurred.

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    Oh please, get over yourselves
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Yea, Al-Qaeda has nothing better to do with their time.

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    Still, would we cry if they flew a passenger jet into Brangelina?

    I know NiteLite would have no reason to live anymore, but how about the rest of us.

    How *would* we cope.
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    Jawnifer could just open up that massive mandible of hers and swallow up any terrorist planes..it would be like they were swallowed up by a black hole. I guess she does have an advantage over Ang .

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    Wow, Brangelina ... careful you don't trip over your huge egos!

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    I tried really hard not to click on this thread I promise! I have nothing more to say about them just yet.

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    National Enquirer? Ok....

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    That's what happens when you are so humanitarian and high minded. The bad guys target you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    Yea, Al-Qaeda has nothing better to do with their time.
    Yeah, exactly!....
    The only people thinking about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheAntiParis View Post
    Yeah, exactly!....
    The only people thinking about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.
    Oh, I think there are at least a coupla other folks who think about Brangelina.

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    ^Yeah, i know. Haha.

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    I can actually picture Bin Laden plotting to kill these two. Not so much.

    He's probably annoyed with their media overexposure as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    I can actually picture Bin Laden plotting to kill these two. Not so much.

    He's probably annoyed with their media overexposure as well.

    There is just something about your posts that manage to crack me up everytime! I love em. Keep them coming!

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    Thanks, girl, you too.

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