Jennifer Aniston and fat Vince Vaughn stuff their ugly faces at a hotel

Grimmlok · October 30th, 2006, 02:39 PM

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Now that Jennifer Aniston has a) denied being curb-kicked by Vince Vaughn b) gone 50-some odd days without seeing him and c) sent Team Aniston into a frantic tizzy over whether to send break-up condolences or wedding congratulations to Jen's house, the 37 year old has finally paid her boyfriend a visit. Vince, 36, has been filming the holiday comedy Fred Claus in London for the past several weeks. In his off-time, he's been jetting to Ireland to work on a documentary about Belfast murals, which is apparently more exciting than a date with Jen.

Jennifer, host body for the world's most immaculate hair, made her Broadway debut last week. Though "Fat Vince," as one Dramarama reader dubbed him, left the set early Thursday for a long weekend, the getaway wasn't to New York to support his gorgeous gal pal. Vince skipped the milestone occasion to--you guessed it--work on his mural thing. Vince also made a one-night-only stage appearance in London which Jen missed, sticking to her side of the ocean.

So how did the long-distance lovers spend their reunion weekend? With the classic long-term relationship date--staying in and pigging out. Cocooning in the penthouse, the couple feasted on room service that included steak, veal and red wine, Us Weekly reports. The mag goes on to say they caught a matinee of the musical Wicked the next day before barricading themselves back in the hotel.

The conflicting reports have been convincing enough to steam loyal Us Weekly fans, who seem to be considering dropping the Suri Cruise Fake Baby Conspiracy in exchange for a Jen and Vince Sham Romance Plot. As one reader posted on the mag's website, "do they know that we know that they know that we know that they know that we are [sic] know that we are being manipulated???" The answer is...no?

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Ugh, maybe they'll collectively choke on Chiniston's massive victim complex.