Jessica Simpson addicted to internet dating

moomies · October 30th, 2006, 01:51 PM

Simpson's eflirting

27/10/2006 9:29:00 AM

Jessica Simpson is addicted to internet dating, it has been reported.

(BANG) - Jessica Simpson is reportedly addicted to internet dating.
The 'Dukes of Hazzard' beauty - once married to Nick Lachey - is said to have been feeling so lonely after splitting with her latest flame John Mayer, she has started visiting online dating sites.
The beauty reportedly enjoyed the experience so much she is now spending much of her free time flirting virtually.
A source told Britain's More magazine: "After she split up with John she set up a MySpace page to meet new people. She did it in a fake name but got really into it. She's totally addicted. Whenever she's at home, she's on her laptop."
Jessica is said to be seduced by the freedom and anonymity internet dating provides.
The source added: "Jessica loves the idea she can use the internet to look for a man who's interested in her personality. She pretends to be this shy Texan girl."

source:
http://entertainment1.sympatico.msn....etect=&abc=abc

Laurent · October 30th, 2006, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moomies

She pretends to be this shy Texan girl.[/url]

When in reality she's this plastic redneck with the vocabulary of a 3 year old.

louiswinthorpe111 · October 30th, 2006, 02:38 PM

These are the tabloid stories she get when she's her own publicist? Good move....

aabbcc · October 30th, 2006, 04:28 PM

When in reality she's this plastic redneck with the vocabulary of a 3 year old.

LisaNotLiza · October 30th, 2006, 08:38 PM

So I wonder who's picture she's stolen for that MySpace profile ... cuz you know guys don't message chicks who have no pics

bite me spidey · October 30th, 2006, 08:43 PM

Uh huh... Well... Um... I have no words I just don't give a damn about her.

Raspberry gashes · October 30th, 2006, 11:14 PM

Everyone usually gets addicted to myspace after awhile. Even celebrities!!

Fake profile? What the hell....

enctpc · October 31st, 2006, 12:27 AM

What does she do if they want to meet in person? Send her dad to check them out first...

ourmaninBusan · October 31st, 2006, 12:46 AM

Is she really going to answer my ad?

Quote:

SWM, 40, disgruntled former children's teacher in Korea,
lives in a shoebox, hopelessly out of shape, farts like an old muffler,
looking for 25yo bimbo with gigantic tits, immense bank account
and insecure little sister with daddy issues. You say platymapus,
however, and I will spank you until you cry.

Inquire within.
Bring along Rose McGowan while you're at it.

Voodoo Child · October 31st, 2006, 02:40 AM

Wake me up when this myspace craze ends!