27/10/2006 9:29:00 AM
Jessica Simpson is addicted to internet dating, it has been reported.
(BANG) - Jessica Simpson is reportedly addicted to internet dating.
The 'Dukes of Hazzard' beauty - once married to Nick Lachey - is said to have been feeling so lonely after splitting with her latest flame John Mayer, she has started visiting online dating sites.
The beauty reportedly enjoyed the experience so much she is now spending much of her free time flirting virtually.
A source told Britain's More magazine: "After she split up with John she set up a MySpace page to meet new people. She did it in a fake name but got really into it. She's totally addicted. Whenever she's at home, she's on her laptop."
Jessica is said to be seduced by the freedom and anonymity internet dating provides.
The source added: "Jessica loves the idea she can use the internet to look for a man who's interested in her personality. She pretends to be this shy Texan girl."
If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.
These are the tabloid stories she get when she's her own publicist? Good move....
When in reality she's this plastic redneck with the vocabulary of a 3 year old.
So I wonder who's picture she's stolen for that MySpace profile ... cuz you know guys don't message chicks who have no pics
Uh huh... Well... Um... I have no words I just don't give a damn about her.
Everyone usually gets addicted to myspace after awhile. Even celebrities!!
Fake profile? What the hell....
What does she do if they want to meet in person? Send her dad to check them out first...
Is she really going to answer my ad?
SWM, 40, disgruntled former children's teacher in Korea,
lives in a shoebox, hopelessly out of shape, farts like an old muffler,
looking for 25yo bimbo with gigantic tits, immense bank account
and insecure little sister with daddy issues. You say platymapus,
however, and I will spank you until you cry. Inquire within.
Bring along Rose McGowan while you're at it.
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Wake me up when this myspace craze ends!
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