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Old October 25th, 2006, 02:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Mystery woman claims to be REAL mother of Michael Jacksons kids...

It seems a London woman named Nona Paris Lola Jackson filed court papers on Friday in Los Angeles and laid claims to Michael Jackson's three kids, saying she's the REAL mother.

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Nona Paris Lola Jackson filed her papers Friday, asking to have a say in the child custody settlement that has been reached between the pop star and ex-wife Deborah Rowe. The woman signed her name, "dudu."

A hearing on the woman's motion is set for Nov. 29 in Los Angeles Superior Court. Jackson's lawyer, Michael L. Abrams, could not be immediately reached for comment.

The woman, who refers to herself in court papers as a "black Jew born in Britain," maintains Rowe and Lisa Marie Presley, the singer's other ex-wife, never had sex with him.

Nona Jackson now claims she is the mother of Prince and Paris as well as Blanket, the child Jackson dangled outside a Berlin hotel balcony in 2002.

"Michael and I are a sexually active couple and have been this way from the beginning," the woman claims in court papers.

The woman also maintains in her court papers that she has written more than 3,000 songs for Jackson.

Bitch has got to be crazy. Besides, only a psycho would admit to having sex with MJ in the first place
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Old October 25th, 2006, 02:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I love it!!! She signed her name dudu. LMFAO!
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Old October 25th, 2006, 02:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Chick is freaking delusional.....I mean I can even buy that she wrote 3000 songs for MJ, but not the sexual relationship part. She lost me there.
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Old October 25th, 2006, 02:50 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That's because the whole thing is dudu!!
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Old October 25th, 2006, 03:45 PM   #5 (permalink)
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The woman, who refers to herself in court papers as a "black Jew born in Britain,"......
WTH?? Then why do the children look so white? I guess their daddy bleaches their skin too. Wouldn't be surprising since it's obvious he bleaches that oldest little boy's hair blonde.

But still, Dudu's full of shite.
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Old October 25th, 2006, 04:06 PM   #6 (permalink)
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What the hell?! I'm confused now.
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Old October 25th, 2006, 04:07 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Maybe she should have signed the court papers, "Billy Jean"...?
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Old October 25th, 2006, 04:08 PM   #8 (permalink)
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^^Might have been more believeable.
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Old October 25th, 2006, 04:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I don't care about the mother . Who is the real father ?
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Old October 25th, 2006, 04:34 PM   #10 (permalink)
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uuuummmmmmmmm

and we all know that his kids are white; so there's no way that their mom could be Black.
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uuuummmmmmmmm

and we all know that his kids are white; so there's no way that their mom could be Black.

Well, she calls herself black ... but we don't really know what her coloring is (or is there a picture somewhere)... ... dudu ...
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I'm thinking dudu is brown ... not black ... unless she's been eating a lot of Oreos.

Sorry, I just couldn't resist.
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I don't even think that MJ's sperm was involved w/ those kids because A) He's a wierdo and probably has a vag instead of a penis anyway and B) those kids are whiter than white and could not have any kind of Black blood in them; Prince Micheal has whiter hair than Macaulay Culkin for gawddsakes ... mmmmm wait a dirty nasty thought just came to me like MJ in the nite to Culkin's bed .....

I'll leave that theory alone for now.
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Old October 25th, 2006, 05:12 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Well dudu's DNA would settle it, but I don't think you can be DNA tested for Crazy. Release the doves!!!!
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