Jessica Simpson: My Daddy isn't creepy!!!

**moomies** · October 25th, 2006, 01:39 PM

Jessica: My Daddy Isn't Creepy

by Kat Giantis

Jessica Simpson seems to be the only one who doesn't find her dad Joe's fixation with her copious cup size completely icky.

Jessica Simpson seems to be the only one who doesn't find her dad Joe's fixation with her copious cup size completely icky. When asked by Jane magazine whether she was bothered by his now infamous declaration about her double-D's ("You can't cover those suckers up!"), she immediately leaps to his defense.

"No, I've had double-D's for a long time," Jess helpfully points out. "Are you kidding? No. My family is extremely close. I talk to my mom about my sex life. That's not something that creeps me out."

According to the pneumatic bombshell, the former minister-turned-micromanager's boob assessment is merely a geographical quirk.

"We're Podunk Southern," says Simpson in a statement that will likely elicit loud groans from below the Mason-Dixon line. "And my dad is very open about his ideas and ... it's disgusting that people would actually think ... People are making a judgment on something that is false."

And future suitors take note: Jessica says she has no intention of cutting ties with her string-pulling pop, who was purportedly the proverbial third wheel in her doomed union to Nick Lachey. Proclaims the career- and coif-makeover-needing starlet, "I believe that my dad is, and will go down in history as, one of the best managers in the business."

source:
http://entertainment1.sympatico.msn....epy.htm?isfa=1

**AgentOrange** · October 25th, 2006, 01:46 PM

So Big Boobs is defending her Daddy. Ain't that swell. Didn't Donald Trump make some creepy statements about his daughter, model Ivanka? Wasn't it something tot he effect of "if she wasn't my daughter, I'd try and date her".

**LynnieD** · October 25th, 2006, 01:47 PM

Is 'being country or from the South' the new 'I am an alcoholic' excuse??? She and Britney need to shut it.

**AgentOrange** · October 25th, 2006, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by LynnieD

Is 'being country or from the South' the new 'I am an alcoholic' excuse??? She and Britney need to shut it.

Alas it came too late for Bill Clinton.

If only Hee Haw were still on the air, Jess, Brit, and Anna Nicole would have jobs for life.

**louiswinthorpe111** · October 25th, 2006, 01:53 PM

Proclaims the career- and coif-makeover-needing starlet, "I believe that my dad is, and will go down in history as, one of the best managers in the business."

Seriously, what crack is she smoking? Who else does his manage but her and Ashlee? Please!

**buttmunch** · October 25th, 2006, 02:15 PM

^^^^exactly....................

**pacific breeze** · October 25th, 2006, 02:41 PM

Anyway she's from Dallas, which is hardly down on the farm. Papa Joe probably does seem normal to her because all she's ever known is his pervy ways.

**bite me spidey** · October 25th, 2006, 03:08 PM

I don't know... I never really got the pervy vibe from him. He's said some "wtf?" things, but I never got the impression he meant "my daughter's fucking hot!" sort of thing.

I've just never jumped on that bandwagon.

**irishpig** · October 25th, 2006, 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by bite me spidey

I don't know... I never really got the pervy vibe from him. He's said some "wtf?" things, but I never got the impression he meant "my daughter's fucking hot!" sort of thing.

I've just never jumped on that bandwagon.

I read something about her posing for Maxim or one of those mags, and was wearing a miniskirt with no panties, and he kept looking up her skirt as she was posing. All the crew was skeeved out by how obvious he was about it.

**Laurent** · October 25th, 2006, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by moomies

"We're Podunk Southern," says Simpson in a statement that will likely elicit loud groans from below the Mason-Dixon line.

*Groan*

I hate how that cunt says "I'm southern" like that's some explanation for why she's a trashy fucking dumbass.

Daddy ogling your goodies is a Simpson trait, not a southern one, whore.

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**southernbelle** · October 25th, 2006, 03:22 PM

Didn't he also manage Ryan Cabrera, and then sent his career down the toilet when he dumped Ashlee?

**ediebrooks** · October 25th, 2006, 05:29 PM

Instead of "Podunk" Southern, how about about "Pervert" Southern? I grew up in Texas, and it wasn't considered normal there for daddies to discuss their daughters' cup sizes.

**cocainekate** · October 25th, 2006, 07:44 PM

"Podunk"? WTF is that?

**Laurent** · October 25th, 2006, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by cocainekate

"Podunk"? WTF is that?

An area that's considered redneck.

DitaPage* · October 25th, 2006, 07:48 PM

When she says she talks to her mum about her sex life, yeah so do I, so do alot of girls, but whats that got to do with her dad's perverted comments about her breasts? My dad doesn't know my bra size, doesn't mean we're not close.