October 25th, 2006, 12:31 PM
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Hollywood party girl TARA REID insists turning 30 has awakened her maternal instincts and she's now desperate to have kids The AMERICAN PIE star, who celebrates her 31st birthday next month (08NOV06), admits she was terrified about leaving her twenties, behind but is surprised nothing much has changed. However, she admits the landmark age did get her dwelling on her biological clock and she's in a rush to settle down and have babies. She says, "I thought it'd be scary, but it really doesn't feel any different. I think about kids a lot more. I really want kids "
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Heaven help that child!
http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf...broody_1011835
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October 25th, 2006, 12:40 PM
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Oh for fucks sake. That is the LAST thing this tard needs.
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October 25th, 2006, 12:41 PM
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I pity the kid that has to try and suck milk through her frankenboobs.
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October 25th, 2006, 12:43 PM
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^^ Where's TOm Cruise when you need him!!
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October 25th, 2006, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Grimmlok
I pity the kid that has to try and suck milk through her frankenboobs.
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Milk? Could this cow give anything other than Absolut or Captain Morgan?
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As long as there are batteries in the world, I will never be that desperate.
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October 25th, 2006, 12:59 PM
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gawd no! please let her be as barren as JHo 
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October 25th, 2006, 01:08 PM
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Okay, I don't think she's at a phase in her life to have children, but there is a difference between being desperate to have kids, and really wanting to have kids. She'll be desperate when she hits 40 and realizes her drugging and boozing could have affected her ability to have kids...
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October 25th, 2006, 01:15 PM
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Why can't the people at contact music write a gramatically correct sentence with appropriate punctuation? I get annoyed every time I see something from them.
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October 25th, 2006, 04:39 PM
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she could adopt. Africa's calling
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October 25th, 2006, 04:49 PM
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I don't think she's gonna be able to breastfeed with those franken boobs, I think her nips were severed by that botched job.
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October 25th, 2006, 04:52 PM
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Well hun, when you party all night and get so drunk you don't remember in the morning, it's going to be hard to start a meaningful relationship with anyone!
She'll probably pull an Anna Nicole and just get pregnant by someone.
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