October 23rd, 2006, 02:11 PM
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Elizabeth Hurley in terrible crisis: couldn't decide on a wedding dress. THE HORROR!
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(BANG) - Elizabeth Hurley's wedding plans became a nightmare - because she couldn't decide on a dress.
The 41-year-old actress has moaned that it was impossible to pick just one gown for her nuptials to Indian businessman Arun Nayar, because she didn't want to offend her fashion designer friends - so she decided to wear 13 outfits.
She said: "It's difficult when you're a model and a designer. I have a certain way of doing things and then there are all my friends, some of the most creative talents in the world. I've been able to wear fantastic creations and I want to model them all." The actress-turned-fashion-designer is reportedly planning on having a four-day wedding extravaganza with two ceremonies - one in England and the other in India.
The English wedding will take place at Barnsley House, Gloucestershire. It is not yet known where the other three-day event will take place in Arun's native country.
Over the four-day event Liz - who has a four-year-old son Damian with film producer Steve Bing - will wear the gowns created by designer friends, including Donatella Versace, as well as traditional Indian dresses.
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My god, call the coast guard!
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October 23rd, 2006, 02:21 PM
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F you Elizabeth and the horse you rode in on.
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October 23rd, 2006, 02:32 PM
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She said: "It's difficult when you're a model and a designer.
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This woman gets more delusional and egotistical with each passing day.
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October 23rd, 2006, 02:35 PM
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This woman gets more delusional and egotistical with each passing day.
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It's the BOTOX, not so good for the brain...
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October 23rd, 2006, 03:14 PM
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What do you expect... she has made the designers famous from her endless "vanity". It's getting old now though, and so is she. Would they hurry up and get this extravaganza over, same goes for the Tom and kate wedding.
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October 23rd, 2006, 03:16 PM
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She has always annoyed me.
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October 23rd, 2006, 03:22 PM
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When she said that she had decided to wear thirteen outfits, I had a vision of that video that's going around in which the guy wears all those tee-shirts at once.
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October 23rd, 2006, 03:25 PM
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Let me guess; when she does decide on the dress, it'll have spaghetti straps and her breasts hanging out for everyone to see and a slit up the front - just like every other dress this twat wears
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October 23rd, 2006, 03:26 PM
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F you Elizabeth and the horse you rode in on.
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I absolutely LOVE this saying. I always look for an opportunity to use it! 
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October 23rd, 2006, 03:38 PM
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Why not wear a dress made by a different designer altogether and thus avoid having to choose between your designer friends?
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October 23rd, 2006, 03:43 PM
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aabbcc, are you asking for some brainless model/designer to "MAKE A DECISION"? We don't do that, hon.....not ever
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October 23rd, 2006, 04:14 PM
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well if she's claiming to be a designer now why doesn't she just design her own dress.
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October 23rd, 2006, 04:14 PM
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Then she'd have to wear 14 outfits...
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October 23rd, 2006, 05:14 PM
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I absolutely LOVE this saying. I always look for an opportunity to use it! |
Me too!! This probably wasn't the best place to use it, but it sprang in my head, since she's such a pompous asshole. Lets use it everyday shall we???
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October 23rd, 2006, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Icepik
Let me guess; when she does decide on the dress, it'll have spaghetti straps and her breasts hanging out for everyone to see and a slit up the front - just like every other dress this twat wears
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Touché.
She could "design" that herself with a Simplicity pattern and a whole yard of fabric.
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