OJ Simpson to "hypothetically" confess

[Goose]

O.J. Simpson is confessing. Hypothetically, that is.
The former football great, who was acquitted in criminal court 11 years ago of killing his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ron Goldman, reportedly has been paid a whopping $3.5 million to write about the double murder that shocked and riveted the nation in 1994, according to a detailed report in the new National Enquirer.
But Simpson is not actually confessing to the murder — rather, he’s writing a “hypothetical” book — which the Enquirer reports is tentatively being called “If I Did It.”

The early part of the book tells how Simpson fell in love with Nicole and how the marriage collapsed, reports the tab. He goes on, according to the article, to describe in gruesome detail the killing of his ex-wife and Goldman; he stipulates that the murder scenes are “hypothetical.” But, notes the tab, the descriptions are “so detailed and so chillingly realistic” that readers are left with little doubt as to what really happened.
Simpson can never be retried for the murders because of double jeopardy laws, according to the Enquirer, which also claims that Simpson aims to keep any book money instead of paying it out in a civil suit judgment against him by spending it all quickly.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/15066202/

I still think he's guilty as hell, and this is an ass-backwards way of laughing at how he got away with it.

[LynnieD]

Howard Stern has said all along that OJ is just begging to confess to this--and he's right. So, now he's going to, w/o actually doing it. What a fucking asshole...

[bite me spidey]

What a moron. It'll probably be a best seller, unfortunately.

[mistify]

I hate this man......... I hate the people that let him off....... And hate the judge who gave him custody of his kids...... This still to this day pisses me off.............. HE IS SOOOOOO FREAKIN GUILTY.

[jamijam]

This is crazy. I'm sure he'll make money off this. Amazing.

[Lobelia]

Originally Posted by mistify

I hate this man......... I hate the people that let him off....... And hate the judge who gave him custody of his kids...... This still to this day pisses me off.............. HE IS SOOOOOO FREAKIN GUILTY.

Ditto. The moment of the verdict is one of those Lifetime Memory moments for me. Like seeing the shuttle Challenger on tv, or when Princess Diana died. I was at an office job, and everyone hushed to an eerie silence as we listened to the radio. I was praying for the phone not to ring, but it was as if the whole world was frozen. One stupid chick actually went out to listen to the radio in her car, because she was SOOOO convinced that he was innocent & wanted to be alone if he was pronounced guilty. When they said "not guilty" I could hear dumbass whooping it up & cheering from the parking lot. She came busting back inside just BEAMING. Never have I wanted to slug someone so badly.

[sluce]

Wonder what his kids think. Last gossip I heard about his daughter was that she graduating from high school and wanted to go away for college to get away from him. Haven't heard anything since.

[pierresgirl]

I think sometime in the last year or so she got into a fight with her Dad and called the cops on him. He is a sick fuck, I've seen the crime scene pics online and they aren't pretty that's for sure.

[cynic]

Oh, I'm loving the comment that if he spends it quickly, he won't have to pay it towards the civil suit settlement......how can someone so stupid have gotten away with a double murder?.....

Maybe the best we can hope for is that he'll get hauled back into court for not paying the settlement.....I don't care why he goes to jail, I just want him there.....

I agree, Miss Lobelia, my entire office all sat around and looked at each other....I think it was the only time we have ever all agreed on anything!

[AliceInWonderland]

pig! He hasn't even paid 1 cent back to the Goldmans even though he was convicted in a civil trial and owes them $20,000,000. I feel so sorry for both families b/c money doesn't buys a loved one back from the dead and he gets to walk free and throw it in their faces.

[Goose]

Intelligence at its finest - here's a quote that OJ made to Esquire Magazine:

To Esquire Magazine, in 1998: "Let's say I committed this crime...even if I did do this, it would have been because I loved her very much, right?"

Dumbass.

[Sojiita]

Maybe some nut can 'hypothetically' put a bullet into OJ's brain?

[vballchica134]

He should not be making money for this. What a sick person.

[Grimmlok]

Can I write a book about how I could have killed Nicole Simpson and get paid 3.5 mil?

It'll only have one line though, kind of a short story:

*BANG*

Shot dat bitch in da hed.

Da end.

You'd buy it. I know you all.

[Lobelia]

She wasn't shot, though. So your book would contain an error. Only one error, but a darned crucial one.

eta: Oh wait, you said your book was how you could have killed her.

Poo, who would buy THAT?