Login to remove the ads!
Results 1 to 12 of 12

Thread: Tyra Banks' porn doppelganger makes 'America's Next Top Porn Model'

  1. #1
    Friend of Gossip Rocks! buttmunch's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Uranus
    Posts
    31,914

    Default Tyra Banks' porn doppelganger makes 'America's Next Top Porn Model'

    October 19, 2006 -- TYRA Banks has advised her porn-star lookalike, Tyra Banxxx, to quit the business and find a more respectable job. But her campaign backfired. Banxxx just shot a new hard-core video that cheekily parodies Banks called "America's Next Top Porn Model," in which women compete by performing sex acts. Banxxx tells avn.com, "I love this business and I'm not going to leave it, and I'm not going to change my name." http://www.nypost.com/seven/10192006...a_pagesix_.htm
    Tyra Banks is such a mini-Oprah with her know-it-all atitude that this actually makes me laugh.
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

    "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross."
    --Sinclair Lewis

  2. #2
    Elite Member greysfang's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Burning Down Your Windmill
    Posts
    38,832

    Default

    I dunno, I'd be pretty pissed if some skank ho was working with my name too.
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

    http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/signaturepics/sigpic4098_9.gif

  3. #3
    Bronze Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    88

    Default

    I agree she should change her name. "Tyra Bangs" would be better.

  4. #4
    Elite Member LynnieD's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    34,747

    Default



    I think Tyra has also become a bit too big for her britches as well...so I think this is hilarious. Good for you Tyra Banxx!

  5. #5
    Elite Member bite me spidey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    California
    Posts
    1,560

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    Tyra Banks is such a mini-Oprah with her know-it-all atitude that this actually makes me laugh.
    Well Oprah is her idol.

    I can't blame her for this one though. I'd find it incredibly annoying if someone was using my name (or a rip-off of) and making porn movies mimicking things I did. I find porn stupid though so....

  6. #6
    Friend of Gossip Rocks! buttmunch's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Uranus
    Posts
    31,914

    Default

    yeah, porn is laughable but so is Tyra...
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

    "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross."
    --Sinclair Lewis

  7. #7
    Elite Member olivia720's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Wisconsin, United States
    Posts
    10,596

    Default

    Just saw Tyra being interviewed by (gag) Ryan Seacrest. She is really, um, talkative. like she babbles. a lot. Anyhoo, she might benefit from some humility. But she seems nice. And her body is slammin.

  8. #8
    Friend of Gossip Rocks! ourmaninBusan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    the new casino
    Posts
    4,732

    Default

    I think this is great! I hope it happens to Tom Cruise or
    Katie or Angelina. Think of the porno titles we could get:

    Dawson's Crack
    Mission: Impenetrable
    Jerry Maquire does Marseilles
    Orgasm, Interrupted


    I could go on....

    ♫ÀàâäçÉéèêë`ï î½ñÕôöøü ∴|| • ~∞≠∝ ♫♪ £$¢¥ -4°C©®™¹ ² ³

  9. #9
    Elite Member Beeyotch's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    L.A.
    Posts
    21,239

    Default

    I am all on Porn Tyra's side, just because Fierce Tyra seems like such an insufferable, uppity bitch about this and everything else. I can't stand her know-it-all attitude and how it's always about her.

    Found another funny article about this in which Porn Tyra says Fierce Tyra was basically a bitch to her when she was on the Tyra Banks show.
    We should've known that pornstress Tyra Banxxx' tearful appearance on her namesake's daytime talk show last year would eventually wind up as PR material for a porn DVD: despite telling the real Tyra that she would stop using her name and quit the adult business, SexZ Pictures announced the release this week of "America's Next Top Porn Model", directed by Roy Karch and starring the repornified Banxxx. Says the porn Tyra about the real Tyra, "She wasn't all that nice to me when the cameras were off ... I mean she was all sweet during the show, but during the breaks, she was a little bit pissed off or something. I never wanted to quit adult but she made it seem like I was doing something terribly wrong which just wasn't the case." Meanwhile, Sex Z director Will Ryder takes the opportunity to read Ms. Banks on her apparent hypocricy: "I find it funny that a beautiful girl like Tyra Banks who made her career by walking the runways showing off her tits and ass would criticize a girl for making her living showing off her tits and ass. I really don't see the two career choices being polar opposites." It should be pointed out that none of the real Tyra's runway experiences featured things like blow jobs, threeways, or anal sex; nor did she appear in any Victoria's Secret campaigns with the likes of Felix Vicious, Veronica Jett, and Hailey Young. Still, maybe the exploitative difference between a double penetration and denying your writers health insurance benefits isn't as clear cut as some people think.

    http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/dvd/tyra...del-165672.php

  10. #10
    Penske material sprynkles's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Great North West
    Posts
    12,729

    Default

    Going on the Tyraid show was the best thing this porno chick could have done.

    She is such a useless shit stain on the panties of humanity~Bitter's awesome description of K.K

  11. #11
    Elite Member bite me spidey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    California
    Posts
    1,560

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by olivia720 View Post
    Just saw Tyra being interviewed by (gag) Ryan Seacrest. She is really, um, talkative. like she babbles. a lot. Anyhoo, she might benefit from some humility. But she seems nice. And her body is slammin.
    My sister worked with her and she said she was really thin in real life (narrower than you'd think) and incredibly sweet/nice. She was really shocked by how normal (not diva) and shockingly beautiful she was.

  12. #12
    Elite Member olivia720's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Wisconsin, United States
    Posts
    10,596

    Default

    ^^^I have no trouble believing that. She does seem like she'd be a sweet person.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 7
    Last Post: November 16th, 2006, 02:10 PM
  2. Replies: 19
    Last Post: May 29th, 2006, 07:05 PM
  3. Tyra Banks and Nicole - America's Next Top Model
    By mia981 in forum Magazines and Photoshoots
    Replies: 16
    Last Post: December 15th, 2005, 12:24 PM
  4. Replies: 13
    Last Post: December 10th, 2005, 01:44 AM
  5. Replies: 4
    Last Post: October 22nd, 2005, 05:53 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •