October 19th, 2006, 11:36 AM
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Tyra Banks' porn doppelganger makes 'America's Next Top Porn Model'
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October 19, 2006 -- TYRA Banks has advised her porn-star lookalike, Tyra Banxxx, to quit the business and find a more respectable job. But her campaign backfired. Banxxx just shot a new hard-core video that cheekily parodies Banks called "America's Next Top Porn Model," in which women compete by performing sex acts. Banxxx tells avn.com, "I love this business and I'm not going to leave it, and I'm not going to change my name." http://www.nypost.com/seven/10192006...a_pagesix_.htm
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Tyra Banks is such a mini-Oprah with her know-it-all atitude that this actually makes me laugh.
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October 19th, 2006, 12:51 PM
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I dunno, I'd be pretty pissed if some skank ho was working with my name too.
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October 19th, 2006, 01:00 PM
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I agree she should change her name. "Tyra Bangs" would be better.
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October 19th, 2006, 01:04 PM
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October 19th, 2006, 01:21 PM
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Tyra Banks is such a mini-Oprah with her know-it-all atitude that this actually makes me laugh.
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Well Oprah is her idol.
I can't blame her for this one though. I'd find it incredibly annoying if someone was using my name (or a rip-off of) and making porn movies mimicking things I did. I find porn stupid though so....
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October 19th, 2006, 02:08 PM
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yeah, porn is laughable but so is Tyra...
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October 21st, 2006, 06:04 AM
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Just saw Tyra being interviewed by (gag) Ryan Seacrest. She is really, um, talkative. like she babbles. a lot. Anyhoo, she might benefit from some humility. But she seems nice. And her body is slammin.
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October 21st, 2006, 09:36 AM
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I think this is great! I hope it happens to Tom Cruise or
Katie or Angelina. Think of the porno titles we could get:
Dawson's Crack
Mission: Impenetrable
Jerry Maquire does Marseilles
Orgasm, Interrupted
I could go on....
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October 21st, 2006, 10:27 AM
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I am all on Porn Tyra's side, just because Fierce Tyra seems like such an insufferable, uppity bitch about this and everything else. I can't stand her know-it-all attitude and how it's always about her.
Found another funny article about this in which Porn Tyra says Fierce Tyra was basically a bitch to her when she was on the Tyra Banks show.
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We should've known that pornstress Tyra Banxxx' tearful appearance on her namesake's daytime talk show last year would eventually wind up as PR material for a porn DVD: despite telling the real Tyra that she would stop using her name and quit the adult business, SexZ Pictures announced the release this week of "America's Next Top Porn Model", directed by Roy Karch and starring the repornified Banxxx. Says the porn Tyra about the real Tyra, "She wasn't all that nice to me when the cameras were off ... I mean she was all sweet during the show, but during the breaks, she was a little bit pissed off or something. I never wanted to quit adult but she made it seem like I was doing something terribly wrong which just wasn't the case." Meanwhile, Sex Z director Will Ryder takes the opportunity to read Ms. Banks on her apparent hypocricy: "I find it funny that a beautiful girl like Tyra Banks who made her career by walking the runways showing off her tits and ass would criticize a girl for making her living showing off her tits and ass. I really don't see the two career choices being polar opposites." It should be pointed out that none of the real Tyra's runway experiences featured things like blow jobs, threeways, or anal sex; nor did she appear in any Victoria's Secret campaigns with the likes of Felix Vicious, Veronica Jett, and Hailey Young. Still, maybe the exploitative difference between a double penetration and denying your writers health insurance benefits isn't as clear cut as some people think.
http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/dvd/tyra...del-165672.php
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October 21st, 2006, 11:17 AM
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Going on the Tyraid show was the best thing this porno chick could have done.
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October 22nd, 2006, 01:25 AM
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Just saw Tyra being interviewed by (gag) Ryan Seacrest. She is really, um, talkative. like she babbles. a lot. Anyhoo, she might benefit from some humility. But she seems nice. And her body is slammin.
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My sister worked with her and she said she was really thin in real life (narrower than you'd think) and incredibly sweet/nice. She was really shocked by how normal (not diva) and shockingly beautiful she was.
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October 22nd, 2006, 06:46 AM
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^^^I have no trouble believing that. She does seem like she'd be a sweet person.
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