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Thread: Ellen Barkin Kisses and Tells on George Clooney

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    Default Ellen Barkin Kisses and Tells on George Clooney

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    The following brief report on Friday night's American Cinematheque roast-esque event honoring George Clooney landed in our inbox last night (a little tardy, perhaps, but always appreciated), submitted by an operative surprised to hear an actress (especially one of a certain age) take the stage and declare her carnal knowledge of the night's honoree:
    I was at the "American Cinematheque Moving Picture Ball" honoring George Clooney at the Beverly Hilton on Friday night. He is quite dashing in person, by the way. Anywho, the show was a sort of roast of him, and many actors got up to tease him and say funny things about him, and he laughed genuinely and charmingly for almost all of it. When Ellen Barkin got up, though, she said, "I am one of the only women who will admit it - I fucked George Clooney!" Yes, she actually said "fucked." Tres classy. I looked over at George and he did not seem to think it was so funny. It was only after that I read gossip about her crushing on him and vice versa on the set of Oceans 13.
    Of course, the nature of the event gave Barkin's publicist a convenient way to buy back her client's declaration of a Clooney conquest, as the flack told Rush & Molloy that she "was just goofing around. It was a roast. She was being funny." But due to the new George Clooney Actress-Fucking Uncertainty Principle established by the recent announcement of his campaign to plunge the entire gossip industry into turmoil by intentionally sending the celebrity-obsessed press on wild goose chases, we suppose that we can never really know whether or not he's willing to do his older co-stars during downtime on the set.
    How classy she is. Maybe that's why her 'old money' husband dumped her ass.
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    I think she has balls and isn't afraid to say what is on her mind. May not be classy, but bet your ass she doesn't get walked on. Walked out on, maybe but
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    She broke the rules, no one rats out George! Betcha someone finds her in a shallow grave within a week.
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    Ellen has a rep for not being too picky, and it seems George is the same.

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    Meh, considering the circumstance I'd rather think she was referring to a part or something

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    I totally had to Google her! No idea who she was lol
    And yeah, when I saw the results of Google Images, I understood why George looked embarassed ...

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    Hhhahahahahahahaah funny biatch!

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    Ellen Barkin is an Arch Butterface from the Seventh Plane of Hell.
    No wonder Clooney looked agitated.

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    Well maybe he shouldn't have fucked her.

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    She's so ugly, he probably had to keep his eyes closed while he screwed her.

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    Hes into men anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheAntiParis View Post
    Hes into men anyway.
    Yeah, but she's starting to look like one......

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    Wow, I think she is an attractive lady. Guess my taste is a little different, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetrebel View Post
    Wow, I think she is an attractive lady. Guess my taste is a little different, huh?
    She used to be, but I think she has been messing with her face. It's starting to take that square look plastic surgery gives a person. I guess the point is to firm up the jawline, but to me, it makes women look masculine....

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    George is NOT gay, or even bi.
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