Steve-O wants to F*** Paris Hilton--EWWWW

[Beeyotch]

Steve-O is joining the list of men waiting to spend a night in the Paris Hilton.

TMZ cameras caught the "Jackass" star/train wreck after his stand-up set at The Laugh Factory in Los Angeles last night, where he confessed he wanted to get into the heiress' pants, "I wanna f*** Paris Hilton, except I think she's gonna know I'll tell everyone when I do." Well, if she didn't know before, she will now.

Steve-O also compared his comedy routine to his aspiring career as a rap artist (TMZ posted one of his songs yesterday) saying, "I honestly don't know if it's more half-assed than my rap career or less but I spent the entire time on stage talking about TMZ and how I voted for my rap to be dope thousands of times today ... I'll never get bored checking me out."

Hmm ... so that's why 99% of the voters thought the song was "dope," only 1% "wack." Steve-O may be slicker than we thought.
http://www.tmz.com/2006/10/13/steve-...-paris-hilton/

Well, why doesn't he tell us how he really feels? And wtf is this about his aspiring rap career?!?!?? That guy's a mess!

[LynnieD]

I USED to like Steve O....but this is going too far. He can staple his nuts to his leg all he wants, but fuck Banned?? No way.....I won't be having it.

[Beeyotch]

My first thought was why would he voluntarily want to be exposed to that kind of pestilence and disease by dipping his wick in Banned? I knew he liked to do stupid things like the nuts-to-leg stapling, but really!

[LynnieD]

^^Exactly!! At least you can fix nut stapling!!! Not the herpes!! And the bad taste in your mouth (literally).

[Icepik]

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

My first thought was why would he voluntarily want to be exposed to that kind of pestilence and disease by dipping his wick in Banned? I knew he liked to do stupid things like the nuts-to-leg stapling, but really!

Like that disgusting Steve-o pig doesn't already have a few diseases of his own brewing in his pants

[sweetrebel]

They both look like walking STD's so why does it matter if they screw till the cows come home...

[Beeyotch]

I know, I know he prolly has his own strains of icky STD's, but wanting to screw Banned and then publically proclaiming it, well that's no longer just greedy publicity-mongering, it's mental illness.

That boy just ain't right.

[sprynkles]

But what if they do it, and concockt(lol) some new super STD? Ewwww.
Wonk-O virus?

[Raspberry gashes]

They should hook up, they're both foul, and I hate them, so it's a good pairing.

[KD]

Isn't this the same guy who pisses on the red carpet and drinks horse semen in Jackass two? Can't believe I would ever say this, but even Paris Hilton is too good for this nasty waste of air.

[CherryDarling]

Originally Posted by sprynkles

But what if they do it, and concockt(lol) some new super STD? Ewwww.
Wonk-O virus?

I just spit out my Diet Coke allllllllll over the keyboard sprynkles! That's hilarious.

[bite me spidey]

He is a truly disgusting man/human being. I can barely watch him for two seconds without wanting to slap his head off and kick him in the balls... Even though he's probably like that.

[Sassiness]

Originally Posted by Icepik

Like that disgusting Steve-o pig doesn't already have a few diseases of his own brewing in his pants

Exactly... think of it as karmic justice

[SuperHeroTights]

he really must be a jackass to take a risk like that

[EvilMonkey]

Look if the dude is willing to jump bikes into leech infested, sewerage ridden cesspools then he is probably willing to f*ck paris.

Risk to your health is about the same after all.