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    Red face Fergie (black eyed peas) muses about making up words and peeing herself

    Things just got a little tougher for the nation's teachers thanks to Fergie, who is sharing her fondness for making up new words.

    "I love imitating instruments," the "Fergalicious"-spouting singer tells Rolling Stone. "Sometimes you can't understand what I'm saying because I'm going for an instrumental sound. It would ruin the sound if I pronunciated correctly."

    And yes, "pronunciated" is apparently an amalgamation of "enunciated" and "pronounced." Then there's "risiculous," which Fergie explains thusly: "When something is so, so sick, it's risiculous. It's sick and ridiculous. Risiculous. See, I have my own dictionary." She also declares that she's "not that categorizable, if that's a word." As the mag helpfully points out, it's not.

    And for those who have guiltily yet oh-so-gleefully shared that picture of Fergie rocking a suspicious stain on her pants during a Black Eyed Peas concert, she blames it on "being buzzed" and not getting a bathroom break. So now you know.

    http://entertainment1.sympatico.msn....ore.htm?isfa=1

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    So buzzed she peed her pants?????? hahahhaha.
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    I call bullshit. That ho has never worn pants in her life.
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    Yeah she was buzzed alright. Buzzed to me always meant high.

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    So she's admitting she pissed herself?

    I thought she was blaming it on some overactive crotchal sweat glands.

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    Well at least the truth is told, it was pee. Everyone who saw the pic thought it was anyways!

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    [insert: WTF face]

    She needs to go away. Now.

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    click pic for source

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    she is fucking risiculous

    i can not stand her new song fergalicious

    and i think she peed herself no matter what she says..ive never seen a woman sweat that much down there ever

    "Ok, now is it pee or is it sweat? In all my life I don't think I ever heard of excessive crotch sweating that reminds me of 1st grade when poor Jimmy let it all trinkle in his pants. The jokes from that day continued throughout the whole school year.

    So what's everyone's vote: PEE or SWEAT? I don't think it's sweat at all. It appears depends would have been helpful. "

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    I actually hate that this woman/thing is a role model for young girls. I find absolutely no redeeming qualities in this trash... am I alone??
    Kill him.
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    ^^
    well, she does show you can succeed if you are meth-head and unattractive and even had bad ps..so she provides hope for that kind of sad persons lol.

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    she denies all ps stories - so she's also a liar...
    Kill him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    I actually hate that this woman/thing is a role model for young girls. I find absolutely no redeeming qualities in this trash... am I alone??
    HELL NO! You are not alone in any way, shape, or form!

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    Can we vote Grimmlock for "funniest thread titles writer".....Oh my goodness, everytime I see a heading by Grimm I just crack up really bad even if I don't care much for the actual meat of the thread.....hilarious!!!!!

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    She sounds really ignorant.

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