October 12th, 2006, 02:41 PM
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George Clooney won't run for President because he's a cracked out man-slut
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(BANG) - George Clooney will never run for president - because he's had too much sex.
The 'Ocean's Thirteen' star - who has dated a series of stunning women including Teri Hatcher and Renée Zellweger - is convinced his racy past would ruin his political career.
He revealed: "I couldn't run for office. I've slept with far too many women.
"I am very interested in political issues, but if I decided to run for office there would be too many juicy stories about me."
He added: "I've also done too many drugs and had too many wild parties."
Clooney is not the only Hollywood actor to rule himself out of the White House.
Robin Williams, a reformed alcoholic and drug addict, also admits his colourful past rules him out.
He revealed at the New Yorker Festival: "I would never run for office - because I make Bill Clinton look Amish."
However, Williams thinks Jack Nicholson should go into politics because he would be happy to be open about his past.
Impersonating 'The Departed' star's voice, he said: "Jack would say, 'Sex scandals? What do you want? I've done 'em all. Twice. And I have it on tape!'"
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Sure George.. maybe you were at Count Von Bismarck's coke fueled gay sex orgy 
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October 12th, 2006, 02:42 PM
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Have I ever told you guys how much I love drugged up sluts named George Clooney??? Mmmmmmmmmmm
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October 12th, 2006, 02:42 PM
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Renee Zellweger stunning?????????????????NOT!!!!
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October 12th, 2006, 02:43 PM
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Hey, the name of the thread changed!! I love cracked out man sluts named George!!!
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October 12th, 2006, 02:48 PM
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I decided it wasn't snarky enough
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October 12th, 2006, 04:36 PM
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Mmmm, George....
What was the topic again? I got distracted?
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October 12th, 2006, 04:42 PM
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In this day and age, I'd be thrilled to have a cracked out man slut who was at least honest. Who gives a shit who he stuck his penis into? Nor what he might have injested. I mean, we all know el shrubbo was a coke snorting drunk for years.
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October 12th, 2006, 04:49 PM
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Yeah, but who'd fuck him *bleurk*
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October 12th, 2006, 04:50 PM
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Oooooo, pick me pick me!!!
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October 12th, 2006, 06:46 PM
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Renee Zellweger stunning?????????????????NOT!!!!
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Yeah, I blanked out on the rest of the article because I couldn't get past that line! Stunning? Are they blind?!
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