Jessica Alba refuses to get nekkid, has *such* strict morals.. barf.. - Page 2

Beeyotch · October 13th, 2006, 03:16 PM

ooohhhhhhhhhh....Thanks!

Good thing I'm not in Hollywood, or I'd be on the casting couch clueless, talking about what nice upholstery it has.

sprynkles · October 13th, 2006, 04:55 PM

"I've been working so hard to be somebody else."

Does that mean she used to be trampy and now wants to change???

Raspberry gashes · October 13th, 2006, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by thrpschr

Oh, please. Being completely naked, evewn on film, is rather less exciting than some of the things I've seen her wear - and probably less revealing, too. Who does she think she's fooling?

Thats a point I wanted to make too. I dont think naked is sexy at all; i'm sure shes got more men drooling over the fact she wears NEXT to NOTHING.... but leaves a little to the imagination.

Your morals are already out the door, idiot.

celeb_2006 · October 13th, 2006, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Shuisfan1234

Yeah we just saw her in her panties and bra. I'm sure after Jessicas great talent drys up in the next ten years she will be begging Playboy or anybody to watch her be naked. This chick cant act worth shit, and she knows it.

Indeed. Look at all these other female celebs that think they're all "moral" or something, publicly proclaiming that they won't do nudity, then the time will come when they are old news and with no offers from hollywood anymore. Voila, they are now posing nude for playboy "because the time is right."

What EVA

snakebread · October 13th, 2006, 10:32 PM

she probably got older and got cellulite on her a$$.

Raspberry gashes · October 14th, 2006, 03:48 AM

hang on, didn't she kick up a huge stink because playboy put her on the cover?

thrpschr · October 14th, 2006, 10:37 AM

^Yes, she did. Now how does that work, though? They had her on the cover, but she wasn't actually in the mag; wouldn't she have to authorize the use of her photo pon the cover, anyway? Wouldn't she get payed for that? Or does it all hang solely on the photographer, if he owns the copyright of the photographs?
'Cause if she wasn't asked beforehand and didn't get payed, I can understand her being pissed off; it just strikes me as highly unlikely that any of these people - even a relatively minor starlet like Alba - would let the photographer keep all rights to professional photos of them.

Pilaf · October 30th, 2007, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by StayYoung

hang on, didn't she kick up a huge stink because playboy put her on the cover?

Jessica Alba Has Convenient Morality

Jessica Alba has insisted she will never go nude in a movie because of her strict religious beliefs. "I will never do a nude scene in a movie - not ever. I can act sexy and I can wear sexy clothes but I can't go naked. I think I was always very uncomfortable about the way my body developed. "I come from a Catholic family and it wasn't seen as good to flaunt yourself. I can handle being sexy with clothes on but not with them off."

Those religious beliefs must have taken a holiday when she decided to break with Catholicism and go ahead and live with her man whore. Either that or maybe her family didn't want her taking off her clothes but encouraged her to go ahead and sleep with guys and live with them because you need some kind of sin in your life. Of course all this piety won't mean crap in five years when she can't get a role and is forced to seriously consider whether being the center square is such a bad thing. Cash would have left her for someone younger and wealthier and she would be forced to fend off the advances of fat bloggers and James Woods. At that point, I don't think she will remember this little interview she gave, and instead will be contemplating whether they will give her extra for going full frontal. Never say never.

pattycake · October 30th, 2007, 11:27 PM

Hypocrite!

MrsDark · October 30th, 2007, 11:30 PM

Unless she decides to be done with acting to settle down and have babies, or whatever else, and never to return to the limelight, you'll be able to see her naked in about ten years or so. I dunno...maybe less. How old is she?