Britney Spears dreams of shooting papz, Kevin Federline's meatheads clobber girl

[Grimmlok]

Seems the pop starlet-turned-prolific mommy is fantasizing about blasting her pursuers away, while her overly fertile rap-happy hubby is reportedly letting his minions use their meaty mitts to deflect unwanted flashbulbs.

First up is the lately reclusive Britney, who not too long ago chatted up Q magazine about her love of uniforms, specifically, cop uniforms, powerful symbols that seemed to get her creative juices flowing.

"Maybe in my next video I'll be a police officer. And I could be shooting all the paparazzi!" enthuses Spears, who poses seductively on the mag's cover in a polka-dot bikini, the better to show off her then-Sutton Pierce-packed belly. "That's a great idea. I love it."

You'll recall that the Britster not only blamed her much-derided decision to drive with Sean Preston on her lap on a supposedly scary encounter with the paps, but she also broke into tears a few months back when Matt Lauer asked her about being a constant shutterbug target.

"I would like for them to leave me alone ... [Y]ou have to realize that we're people and that we need -- we just need privacy and we need our respect," she sniffled to Lauer, eye makeup a-running, exposed cleavage a-heaving. "And -- and those are things that you have to have as a human being."

Federline, meanwhile, took a breather from daddy duty to hit Sin City last Friday for hot spot Tao's one-year anniversary bash. According to the Las Vegas Review-Journal, trouble began when the "Playing With Fire"-promoting K. Fed, who had skipped the red carpet, stepped outside for a publicist-approved photo op.

But when a nearby female shooter began snapping away, Kevin's burly minder purportedly warned her, "Oh, no you don't," right before she was bonked in the face with her own equipment.

"We were asked to come to take pictures of him," the photographer explains to Luxe Life. "I got two walking shots and then, inexplicably, as I took the third, his bodyguard yelled at me to stop, and next thing I knew was that he punched my camera right back into my forehead bruising my cheeks and eyes."

To his credit (or perhaps his lawyer's credit), Federline expressed regret over the incident. Luxe Life says he e-mailed the shutterbug a personal mea culpa, although the Review-Journal says the apology came from one of his people.

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Wow, couldn't even take the time to write a personal e-mail as an apology? May you get sued.

[darksithbunny]

I would have. Shit. Why the hell not? She's giving her money away to Kfug. I mean, you sue him you are suing Brit Brit.

[aabbcc]

... the Review-Journal says the apology came from one of his people.

K-Fuck has 'people'? That's just wrong.

[bite me spidey]

Oh please, she needs to get over them. If it weren't for them she would be a nobody by now.

I f*ckn hate celebrities that use the paparazzi to their full advantage and then bitch and moan about them.

[Sojiita]

Damn..the celebs are going to have to start arming themselves....

[Seapharris7]

Originally Posted by bite me spidey

Oh please, she needs to get over them. If it weren't for them she would be a nobody by now.

I f*ckn hate celebrities that use the paparazzi to their full advantage and then bitch and moan about them.

EXACTLY! Wasnt her last album, the first reason she was famous, released over 5 years ago? YET she is still in almost every "pap" magazine - whether it be pictures or descriptions SHE HERSELF DID, or otherwise. (Dont bite the hand that feeds you and your loser sperm donor).

I have seen several pieces of footage of the paps stalking the stars, just to get a picture of them. Or in the case of LL, Kate Moss, Paris - just to see if they will do or say something that will make the photos/footage that much more valuable. I cant say I wouldnt be super pissed.

But then again, I didnt just spend 5 years living off & reproducing off of the money I made by a few years of work. Maybe we shouldnt pay SO much money to celebs for... "entertaining" us. This just gives hopes to all the American-Idol-Idiots that they too can just sing or do a little dance and live a "rich" lifestyle.

Shouldnt we atleast give half the star's movie income, like being paid 10 million to make a movie, to the homeless? ENSURE that it goes to charity, cancer research, or hell - the US National Debt?

[brittnicore]

dam id love to have pappa rotz!

id just act so dull ad stupid they'd bore themselves to death and leave me alone... haha

[bite me spidey]

Originally Posted by Seapharris7

EXACTLY! Wasnt her last album, the first reason she was famous, released over 5 years ago? YET she is still in almost every "pap" magazine - whether it be pictures or descriptions SHE HERSELF DID, or otherwise. (Dont bite the hand that feeds you and your loser sperm donor).

Yup. If Britney was not in those ridiculous mags constantly dropping her baby or something, she would have disappeared a long ass time ago—there is absolutely no doubt about that. Her livelihood relies on the paparazzi because she aint doing shit else right now and she hasn't been for quite some years. Ugh, it's just ridiculous and kind of infuriating because she's a bloody multi-millionaire and, it's just so undeserving.