Lindsay Lohan is an angel!

mistify · October 10th, 2006, 06:15 PM

Maira Oliveira - All Headline News Reporter
Los Angeles, CA (AHN) - Believe it or not, Lindsay Lohan recently said she's an "angel" when it comes to her partying behavior. If she's an angel then the rest of us are saints. But on a serious note, who does the young starlet think she's kidding? Either she's living in oblivion or she's flying on some sort of wacky, high kite.
The spoiled brat says she is not ready to slow down her partying ways anytime soon. The only person who will ever make her put an end to her non-stop drinking and out-of-control behavior is - absolutely, positively - her mommy. Lindsay knows that her mommy will always come to her rescue and not pay much attention to her daughter's destructive ways - now wouldn't Paris' mom and Dina Lohan be the best of friends then?
The 20-year-old has recently been scrutinized for her horrible work ethic by movie bosses and executives. Constantly seen out partying, coming into work late and blaming it on a never-ending illness, several Hollywood bosses have told the young adult to straighten up and get her act together - to be in effect, NOW.
However, Lohan says she is innocent compared to some of her other female friends.
According to StarPulse.com, she said, "It's up to me and my mom to decide if I am partying too much. I am an angel compared to some of my friends."
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bite me spidey · October 10th, 2006, 06:27 PM

If she doesn't get some sense she's going to go down... Hard.

B.C. · October 10th, 2006, 07:06 PM

^and I can't wait! The sooner the better.

enctpc · October 10th, 2006, 07:14 PM

Who are her friends that she compares herself to?? She will be a has been soon, only to be seen on "Where are they now?" shows...

LynnieD · October 10th, 2006, 07:16 PM

She's an angel?? I was a nun then when I was 20....

BoogsBun · October 10th, 2006, 09:07 PM

Oh! So it must have been pixie-sticks she has been snorting (allegedly) all thes years.

CherryDarling · October 10th, 2006, 09:44 PM

And the "Strawberry Nesquick"!!!! Don't forget about that,

GoldDust77 · October 10th, 2006, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mistify

However, Lohan says she is innocent compared to some of her other female friends....she said, "I am an angel compared to some of my friends."

Oh puh-lease! In my opinion, if hardcore cokehead, meth user, bed-hopping, heavy-drinking, frequently-hungover, looks-45-at-the-age-of-20, chain-smoking, constantly-bar-hopping, out-all-night Blowhan is an "angel" compared to her friends, then her friends must be partying to an extent that is thusfar unknown of mankind.

Most likely, though, Blowhan is simply lying to make her drug-addicted ass feel better about herself. But in the unlikely event she's not lying, Blowan is probably just making this comparison statement based purely on some frivolous technicalities whereby some of her friends (who must have super-strong bodies!) do in fact exceed her partying, but just barely (since exceeding Blowhan's legendary hard partying would lead one to their death very quickly!)...i.e., maybe what Blowhan is referring to is something along the lines of: She only consumes 12 drinks per night, while her "friends" she refers to drink 13. Or Blowhan only snorts 6 grams of cocaine per night, while her friends snort 6.5 grams. Or Blowhan only smokes 4 packs of cigarettes per day, while these referred-to friends smoke 5 packs per day. Or Blowhan only snorts heroin while her *harder-partying* friends inject their heroin. (OK, i think i've made my point!

) Point is, i don't think you can be much more of a harder partier than the infamous Blowhan!

CherryDarling · October 10th, 2006, 10:15 PM

Anyone remember the thread about LiLo being caught shooting up smack between her toes?? I think it was last year or something...

mtlebay · October 10th, 2006, 11:08 PM

LOL!!! I thought the title meant that she actually delivered the 'Thank you" $$$ for her over $1 million Birken bag and its contents!! Silly me!

bite me spidey · October 11th, 2006, 01:52 AM

Crash and burn already, please! *still waiting*

AliceInWonderland · October 11th, 2006, 01:56 AM

~well coke is white and angels do wear white as we all know

*she is on coke and so is Kate Moss b/c I saw this courtney love interview for a UK channel and she said she was praying for LiLo and Kate Moss and that she herself was coked out for the last two years. mmmmm

Raspberry gashes · October 11th, 2006, 03:35 AM

What bullshit.
Shes not much diferent to what most 20 years do, but it doesn't excuse her behaviour; especially in the business shes in, she has an obligation to be professional.

Chilly Willy · October 12th, 2006, 09:48 AM

Who are those friends of hers? A bunch of junkies and hookers?