Jessica Simpson's confusion over Luke Wilson

[mistify]

JESSICA'S CONFUSION OVER LUKE WILSON

A seemingly delusional Jessica Simpson can't seem to stop gushing about her alleged new film Blonde Ambition — a remake of Working Girl — which she claims is starring Luke Wilson. But, it's news to Luke!

On Jimmy Kimmel's Oct. 5 show, Jessica told the late night talk show host, "I'm going into doing another movie with Luke Wilson called Blonde Ambition!"

And in September, Jessica said, "I'm preparing myself for the tabloid's next covers," saying that she won't be able to avoid media reports claiming she's dating Luke when he plays her love interest in Blonde Ambition, which reportedly is slated to start filming in November.

But Jessica need not worry! A rep for Luke tells Star, "This project is in talks." Huh? Maybe Luke's people should be talking to Jessica's people!

Some Hollywood insiders say it'll never get past the talking stage, since Jessica is not a magnet for high-wattage film stars. "Luke Wilson will never do a movie with Jessica Simpson," says an insider, laughing at the mere thought of Jessica and Luke sharing a marquee together.

But a Simpson source tells Star, that Jessica truly believes Blonde Ambition will happen, and with a star-studded cast, despite the fact that it's far from reality. "Joe [Simpson] is telling Jessica he's getting big stars," says the source. "Joe's been working on it for months. It'll end up having a bunch of nobodies if it happens. He was trying to get Meg Ryan to be the Sigourney Weaver character. It's such a joke. He's been sending out half-written scripts with personal letters to stars asking them to be in it."
- DAVID CAPLAN

Star Magazine

[Bellatheball]

Oh poor Jess. She manages to make herself look even more pitiful by the day.

[louiswinthorpe111]

Originally Posted by mistify

JESSICA'S CONFUSION OVER LUKE WILSON
"Joe's been working on it for months. It'll end up having a bunch of nobodies if it happens. He was trying to get Meg Ryan to be the Sigourney Weaver character. It's such a joke. He's been sending out half-written scripts with personal letters to stars asking them to be in it."

Well, if Joe's writing it, the script will be stellar!! I smell an Oscar!!

[mistify]

what a dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Voodoo Child]

What's the matter with her lately? Well maybe not lately but things have got far worse for her. She doesn't even make sense to me anymore.

[Classic Broad]

I vote for a remake of "Sunset Boulevard"

Her career's shot and she's lost her "mind"

Very fitting...

[GoldDust77]

Originally Posted by mistify

A seemingly delusional Jessica Simpson

BWAHAHA!!! I love it! Not only is Messica quickly losing her career & the public's respect, she's also apparently losing her mind as well!

Originally Posted by mistify

Jessica said, "I'm preparing myself for the tabloid's next covers," saying that she won't be able to avoid media reports claiming she's dating Luke when he plays her love interest in Blonde Ambition

Not only is Messica "delusional", she's incredibly sickeningly ARROGANT as well! She really does think she's a huge star, doesn't she! --Assuming that the tabloids/public will be fascinated by her every move, to the extent that the media will be reporting on speculation that she's dating her *new costar* to the extent that she actually needs to "prepare herself" for the huge onslaught of attention!!???!! BWAHAHA!!! This chick seriously lives in fantasy land!

Originally Posted by mistify

Some Hollywood insiders say it'll never get past the talking stage, since Jessica is not a magnet for high-wattage film stars. "Luke Wilson will never do a movie with Jessica Simpson," says an insider, laughing at the mere thought of Jessica and Luke sharing a marquee together. ... Jessica truly believes Blonde Ambition will happen, and with a star-studded cast, despite the fact that it's far from reality.

Again, LOVE IT! Hopefully delusional Messica will read this article and it will take her overblown ego down a few knotches & maybe even bring her a bit closer to reality.

Originally Posted by mistify

"Joe is telling Jessica he's getting big stars" ... "Joe's been working on it for months. It'll end up having a bunch of nobodies if it happens. ... It's such a joke. He's been sending out half-written scripts with personal letters to stars asking them to be in it."

This is too funny! PervertPapaJoe is definitely a main source of Messica's delusions of grandeur. HE really believes his daughter is some great talent, and everyone except him can see that she is NOT. What a creepy FOOL he is. He's desperately in need of a major reality check as well. I can't wait to see the two of them fall flat on their arrogant, money&fame-hungry increasingly-desperate faces!

[enctpc]

Poor Jessica....Not. Funny watching her going down. Won't be long before she is serving fries

[sluce]

That is the last movie that should be remade and she is the last "actress" who should have a role in it.

[bite me spidey]

She is on some serious drugs.

[silver024]

have any of her movies done good in the box office??


go back to your overdone singing career

[ourmaninBusan]

Originally Posted by Classic Broad

I vote for a remake of "Sunset Boulevard"

Her career's shot and she's lost her "mind"

Very fitting...

Damn, you beat me to it! I was just thinking that this is how
Gloria Swanson was talking about a movie comeback ("This is it!
This is my big comeback! Cecil B. DeMille, the director, called me!")
when it was nothing more than a pipedream borne of a horrible
misunderstanding ("We don't want to hire her, we want to use
that beautiful classic car she was driving in...").

[Mel1973]

Sad little idiot. I haven't bothered to watch ANY of her movies and never shall. Not because I dislike her - just because she's a no-talent hack... with a pervert for a daddy. As far as it goes (and IMO) Ashlee is far more talented than Jessica...which isn't really saying much.

[Chilly Willy]

Has she done anything right since marrying Nick?