Results 1 to 14 of 14

Thread: Jessica Simpson's confusion over Luke Wilson

  1. #1
    Elite Member mistify's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    in the twilight zone.
    Posts
    4,558

    Default Jessica Simpson's confusion over Luke Wilson

    JESSICA'S CONFUSION OVER LUKE WILSON
    A seemingly delusional Jessica Simpson can't seem to stop gushing about her alleged new film Blonde Ambition a remake of Working Girl which she claims is starring Luke Wilson. But, it's news to Luke!

    On Jimmy Kimmel's Oct. 5 show, Jessica told the late night talk show host, "I'm going into doing another movie with Luke Wilson called Blonde Ambition!"

    And in September, Jessica said, "I'm preparing myself for the tabloid's next covers," saying that she won't be able to avoid media reports claiming she's dating Luke when he plays her love interest in Blonde Ambition, which reportedly is slated to start filming in November.

    But Jessica need not worry! A rep for Luke tells Star, "This project is in talks." Huh? Maybe Luke's people should be talking to Jessica's people!

    Some Hollywood insiders say it'll never get past the talking stage, since Jessica is not a magnet for high-wattage film stars. "Luke Wilson will never do a movie with Jessica Simpson," says an insider, laughing at the mere thought of Jessica and Luke sharing a marquee together.

    But a Simpson source tells Star, that Jessica truly believes Blonde Ambition will happen, and with a star-studded cast, despite the fact that it's far from reality. "Joe [Simpson] is telling Jessica he's getting big stars," says the source. "Joe's been working on it for months. It'll end up having a bunch of nobodies if it happens. He was trying to get Meg Ryan to be the Sigourney Weaver character. It's such a joke. He's been sending out half-written scripts with personal letters to stars asking them to be in it."
    - DAVID CAPLAN

    Star Magazine



    "Shit, I think I just confused myself. QUICK! Somebody hand me chalk, a chalkboard and Will Hunting's brain!" michael k -dlisted

  2. #2
    Elite Member Bellatheball's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Midwest
    Posts
    17,107

    Default

    Oh poor Jess. She manages to make herself look even more pitiful by the day.

  3. #3
    Elite Member louiswinthorpe111's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Middle America
    Posts
    14,360

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by mistify View Post
    JESSICA'S CONFUSION OVER LUKE WILSON
    "Joe's been working on it for months. It'll end up having a bunch of nobodies if it happens. He was trying to get Meg Ryan to be the Sigourney Weaver character. It's such a joke. He's been sending out half-written scripts with personal letters to stars asking them to be in it."


    Well, if Joe's writing it, the script will be stellar!! I smell an Oscar!!

  4. #4
    Elite Member mistify's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    in the twilight zone.
    Posts
    4,558

    Default

    what a dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    "Shit, I think I just confused myself. QUICK! Somebody hand me chalk, a chalkboard and Will Hunting's brain!" michael k -dlisted

  5. #5
    Elite Member Voodoo Child's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Sweet Down Under!
    Posts
    12,646

    Default

    What's the matter with her lately? Well maybe not lately but things have got far worse for her. She doesn't even make sense to me anymore.

  6. #6
    Gold Member Classic Broad's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    1,130

    Default

    I vote for a remake of "Sunset Boulevard"

    Her career's shot and she's lost her "mind"

    Very fitting...

  7. #7
    Gold Member GoldDust77's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Chasing Demri around our house in her walker!
    Posts
    1,334

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by mistify View Post
    A seemingly delusional Jessica Simpson
    BWAHAHA!!! I love it! Not only is Messica quickly losing her career & the public's respect, she's also apparently losing her mind as well!
    Quote Originally Posted by mistify View Post
    Jessica said, "I'm preparing myself for the tabloid's next covers," saying that she won't be able to avoid media reports claiming she's dating Luke when he plays her love interest in Blonde Ambition
    Not only is Messica "delusional", she's incredibly sickeningly ARROGANT as well! She really does think she's a huge star, doesn't she! --Assuming that the tabloids/public will be fascinated by her every move, to the extent that the media will be reporting on speculation that she's dating her *new costar* to the extent that she actually needs to "prepare herself" for the huge onslaught of attention!!???!! BWAHAHA!!! This chick seriously lives in fantasy land!
    Quote Originally Posted by mistify View Post
    Some Hollywood insiders say it'll never get past the talking stage, since Jessica is not a magnet for high-wattage film stars. "Luke Wilson will never do a movie with Jessica Simpson," says an insider, laughing at the mere thought of Jessica and Luke sharing a marquee together. ... Jessica truly believes Blonde Ambition will happen, and with a star-studded cast, despite the fact that it's far from reality.
    Again, LOVE IT! Hopefully delusional Messica will read this article and it will take her overblown ego down a few knotches & maybe even bring her a bit closer to reality.
    Quote Originally Posted by mistify View Post
    "Joe is telling Jessica he's getting big stars" ... "Joe's been working on it for months. It'll end up having a bunch of nobodies if it happens. ... It's such a joke. He's been sending out half-written scripts with personal letters to stars asking them to be in it."
    This is too funny! PervertPapaJoe is definitely a main source of Messica's delusions of grandeur. HE really believes his daughter is some great talent, and everyone except him can see that she is NOT. What a creepy FOOL he is. He's desperately in need of a major reality check as well. I can't wait to see the two of them fall flat on their arrogant, money&fame-hungry increasingly-desperate faces!
    My precious baby girl:
    ~ Demri Elizabeth-June ~
    Arrived July 19th. 6 lbs.,5 oz.; 19.5". BEAUTIFUL !

  8. #8
    Elite Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Posts
    3,477

    Default

    Poor Jessica....Not. Funny watching her going down. Won't be long before she is serving fries

  9. #9
    Elite Member sluce's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Top Secret Spy for Leann Rimes
    Posts
    37,390

    Default

    That is the last movie that should be remade and she is the last "actress" who should have a role in it.

  10. #10
    Elite Member bite me spidey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    California
    Posts
    1,560

    Default

    She is on some serious drugs.

  11. #11
    Elite Member silver024's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Pennsylvania
    Posts
    1,601

    Default

    have any of her movies done good in the box office??


    go back to your overdone singing career
    http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...ley_cheers.gif
    I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

  12. #12
    Friend of Gossip Rocks! ourmaninBusan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    the new casino
    Posts
    4,732

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Classic Broad View Post
    I vote for a remake of "Sunset Boulevard"

    Her career's shot and she's lost her "mind"

    Very fitting...

    Damn, you beat me to it! I was just thinking that this is how
    Gloria Swanson was talking about a movie comeback ("This is it!
    This is my big comeback! Cecil B. DeMille, the director, called me!")
    when it was nothing more than a pipedream borne of a horrible
    misunderstanding ("We don't want to hire her, we want to use
    that beautiful classic car she was driving in...").

    ♫` ∴|| ~∞≠∝ ♫♪ $ -4C

  13. #13
    Elite Member Mel1973's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Cuntopia
    Posts
    42,983

    Default

    Sad little idiot. I haven't bothered to watch ANY of her movies and never shall. Not because I dislike her - just because she's a no-talent hack... with a pervert for a daddy. As far as it goes (and IMO) Ashlee is far more talented than Jessica...which isn't really saying much.
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
    П(_)П
    twitchy molests my signature!

  14. #14
    Elite Member Chilly Willy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Trolltopia
    Posts
    29,138

    Default

    Has she done anything right since marrying Nick?

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Luke Wilson banned from the Playboy Mansion!
    By SVZ in forum Gossip Archive
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: July 16th, 2006, 04:18 PM
  2. Replies: 3
    Last Post: July 14th, 2006, 07:08 PM
  3. Luke Wilson arrives at the Oscars (03/05/2006)
    By SVZ in forum 78th Annual Academy Awards Oscars
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: March 6th, 2006, 08:31 AM
  4. Replies: 5
    Last Post: February 1st, 2006, 06:19 PM
  5. Luke Wilson is surrounded by transvestites
    By muchlove in forum Gossip Archive
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: December 12th, 2005, 03:35 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •