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    Talking Katie Holmes desperate for another round with the turkey baster

    BANG) - Katie Holmes is reportedly desperate for another baby.

    The 'Batman Begins' actress - who has a five-month-old daughter, Suri, with fiancé Tom Cruise - is said to have revealed her baby plans to close friend Victoria Beckham during their Paris holiday.

    A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Katie has three sisters so she really wants Suri to have the same sibling bond she enjoyed."

    Katie and Victoria - who has three sons with her soccer star husband David Beckham - apparently swapped baby tips on the trip and Katie is even said to have advised the former Spice Girl on the best ways to conceive a girl.

    The source added: "Katie was recommended to read 'Gender Giver' by a friend who swears by its theories. The book suggests surrounding yourself with female imagery and one of its top tips is to visit a burlesque show and applaud the female form. She showed the book to Victoria."

    Katie and Victoria were clearly determined to follow the book's advice and were reportedly later spotted in Pigalle Place in Paris' sex district, enjoying a show.

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    *gigglesnort* it'll be so amazing, you know? Amazing and great. Just great. Amazing even!
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Keep em comin Grimm Get these freakin Brangelina threads off the first page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are both freaks^^^^
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    No no, no no no, no no.

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    This is too funny to be true. Right? RIGHT!?!
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    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Noooooooooooo!!!!!
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    Grim, come on now, they won't have that kind of pillow the second time around. They already have a white, medium firmness down pillow. The second time around they'll surely want a pink, low fluff cotton throw. Mix it up man!

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    No no the first was a red throw pillow with gold tassels.
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    "Katie was recommended to read 'Gender Giver' by a friend who swears by its theories. The book suggests surrounding yourself with female imagery and one of its top tips is to visit a burlesque show and applaud the female form. She showed the book to Victoria."



    This is absolutely the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard!!

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    Since Victoria has three boys, I don't think she should be giving advice on how to conceive a girl.

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    Katie Holmes is reportedly desperate for another baby.

    She doesn't spend any time with invisible baby #1. What the heck does she want another one for?

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    LOVE the title of the thread Grimmlok!! Loves it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Katie Holmes is reportedly desperate for another baby.

    She doesn't spend any time with invisible baby #1. What the heck does she want another one for?
    So true we never see her with Suri... Is this her way of getting out of the wedding - keep popping babies out??

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    I think that she wants another chance at being pregnant so that they can "fix" all of the mistakes they made with the Suri pregnancy and prove to everyone that Katie really IS carrying a baby, therefore must have been carying Suri and not just pretending to be pregnant. Unfortunately for them, I think they ruined whatever chance they had at seeming normal with the Vanity Fair spread of a photoshopped face on a 10 month old baby's body and article, some of which I know for a fact was blatantly untrue. The fact that Suri has STILL not been seen (even in a carrier or stroller being loaded into a car) really proves to me that she doesn't exist.

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    ^^Southernbelle, the Vanity Fair photos of Suri were photoshopped??? Where did you hear that if you don't mind me asking?? I would love to read more about that. Do tell girl!

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