Lesbians not buying Penelope Cruz-Orlando Bloom 'relationship'

[buttmunch]

Penelope Cruz's lesbian fans apparently aren't buying the recent reports linking her with Orlando Bloom.

Drag king Murray Hill came on strong to the Spanish actress at the riotous party Paper magazine threw for Cruz and director Pedro Almodovar at Indochine on Thursday.

"They tell me you and I would like each other," said Hill, looking louche in a tan polyester tux and paste-on mustache.

"I see you have your BlackBerry," said the fireplug-size comedienne, who stood on a chair. "Let me give you my number."

Cruz, whose relationships with Tom Cruise and Matthew McConaughey have been the subject of speculation, giggled nervously. But she gamely posed for a photo with her butch admirer, who also introduced her to Dirty Martini (a full-figured, pasty-wearing gal who did a mean mambo) and Julie Atlas Muze (a slimmer ecdysiast who writhed around handcuffed to what appeared to be a severed hand).

Among those digging the scene were Usher, Moby, Michael Stipe, Fab Five Freddy, Rosie Perez, Larry Gagosian, Narciso Rodriguez, Michel Gondry, Andy Spade, Cindy Sherman and Paper hosts David Hershkovits and Kim Hastreiter.

Nobody enjoyed the zaniness more than Almodovar, whose new movie, "Volver," is already earning Cruz Oscar buzz. (Asked about talk that Academy voters are prone to reward the castoff lovers of Cruise, as they did Nicole Kidman, the filmmaker told us: "If that is becoming a tradition, then I welcome that tradition!"

Elsewhere Thursday night, Jimmy Fallon looked out at the packed audience at the Empire State Pride Agenda dinner to raise money for gay political action, and he noticed someone was AWOL — again.

"Kind of a shock that Anderson Cooper's never here," Fallon quipped. "Isn't that weird?"

Cooper had a good excuse this year: The CNN newsman is in the Democratic Republic of Congo, reporting on atrocities there.

But Anne Hathaway (there with her gay brother, Mike), Ed Norton, playwright Tony Kushner, gubernatorial shoo-in Eliot Spitzer, singer Frenchie Davis, Kundalini cutie Kyan Douglas, Sen. Russ Feingold and City Council Speaker Christine Quinn were front and center. Or left of center, as the room buzzed about the Republican coverup of former U.S. Rep. Mark Foley's predilection for pages. Douglas' "Queer Eye" castmate Ted Allen said, "The fact that [Foley] is gay is really a shame, and really tragic for a lot of gay people."

Not tragic was the $1 million raised at the event, including $10,000 for a pair of tickets for Barbra Streisand's concert at the Garden. The group will donate $200,000 this year to candidates who support gay issues.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/goss...p-386912c.html

Wow...openly saying Andersson Cooper is gay, as well as Tom Cruise, Mathew McWhatever and Orlando Bloom.

[ourmaninBusan]

Movie fans not buying Penelope Cruz-Orlando Bloom 'star power'

Fixed that for ya! ///////////

[DitaPage*]

Mathew McWhatever .

Funny how penelope ends up being linked to all the 'rumoured' gay men. Bullshit, rumoured, what am I saying. They are gay.

[HWBL]

Is she like a "professional beard"? You know> "Beards for hire"?

[DitaPage*]

, maybe... maybe.
I get the impression that she's a lesbian and being seen with a guy works for her as well as for him.

[LynnieD]

It's not only lesbians that aren't buying this one......

[pinklilycat]

But she dated Matt Damon at one point - and he's now married with a kid isn't he?
I don't think she's gay and I'm PRAYING that Matthew McWhatever (ha!) isn't either!!!!

[buttmunch]

I get the impression that she's a lesbian and being seen with a guy works for her as well as for him.

That's what I'm thinking. As far as Matt Damon, if she did date him she probably didn't realize he actually like poontang and got out fast.

[bite me spidey]

Cause they aren't dating! This "relationship" was completely made up by desperate gossip rags that need to hook him up with someone. Last week it was Kirsten, then this person I don't even know what her name is, and before that Uma. Penelope just so happens to be the most controversial. I mean really... Orlando wasn't running for the hills in those photos for nothing. I don't think he wanted to be linked to her, and I love how people conveniently leave out the fact that it was a large group he was with when with her on both occasions.

[GoldDust77]

Lesbians not buying Penelope Cruz-Orlando Bloom 'relationship'

They're certainly not the only ones who don't buy it! I sure as hell don't either. I'd bet my bottom dollar Penelope is a closeted lesbian--and so would my lesbian sister, with her expertly-honed gaydar.

Funny how penelope ends up being linked to all the 'rumoured' gay men. Bullshit, rumoured, what am I saying. They are gay.

Exactly, TAP. I mean look at her track record: Her most recent & most well-known so-called *relationships* (none of which i've believed were real for a second)-- Tom Cruise (closeted gay), Matthew McConahey (widely-rumored to be a closeted gay), and now Orlando Bloom (who, it just dawned on me, i am suddenly STRONGLY thinking is actually "Toothy Tile"!!!! Ted Casablancas' Blind Items sure did make it sound obviously like it is Jake Gyllenhaal, but i just haven't believed in my gut that those Blind Items were about Jake.--And now that i think about it, i REALLY think "Toothy Tile" is Orlando Bloom! I'm not gonna go back & read all the clues or read the extremely long "Toothy Tile" thread on here, but from what i recall from memory, the clues do seem to apply not just to Jake but to Orlando as well. And i've read in other gossip sites (i think "Lainey's Gossip" was one of them) that hinted that Orlando is a closeted gay or bisexual.--And he just seems to me, to be gay or bi. And i think Orly's on&off relationship with Kate Bosworth was very similar to the on&off relationship of Jake & Kirsten Drunkst. So, IF Orly is gay, then he's the latest closted-gay that fellow closeted-gay Penelope is serving as Beard to, and he, in turn, is the latest guy that's serving as her Merkin.)

Is she like a "professional beard"? You know> "Beards for hire"?

Absolutely, IMO. As i discuss above, her suspect dating record of *being in relationships* with guys who are STRONLGY rumored to be closeted homosexuals, points toward Penelope serving as a "Beard for hire".

I get the impression that she's a lesbian and being seen with a guy works for her as well as for him.

Exactly, TAP. It's not like she's just serving at the beck-n-call to these closeted-gays as a "Beard for hire".--She's getting equal *benefit* out of the situation, since it's, IMO, the exact same situation working both ways: She is, in my STRONG opinion, a closeted-lesbian (who is or was in a lesbian relationship with her "very close friend" Salma Hayek), so she's having these guys serve as her "Merkin", while she serves as these guys' "Beard".--So both parties get the same equal thing out of the arrangement.

JMO

[bite me spidey]

They're certainly not the only ones who don't buy it! I sure as hell don't either. I'd bet my bottom dollar Penelope is a closeted lesbian--and so would my lesbian sister, with her expertly-honed gaydar.
Exactly, TAP. I mean look at her track record: Her most recent & most well-known so-called *relationships* (none of which i've believed were real for a second)-- Tom Cruise (closeted gay), Matthew McConahey (widely-rumored to be a closeted gay), and now Orlando Bloom (who, it just dawned on me, i am suddenly STRONGLY thinking is actually "Toothy Tile"!!!! Ted Casablancas' Blind Items sure did make it sound obviously like it is Jake Gyllenhaal, but i just haven't believed in my gut that those Blind Items were about Jake.--And now that i think about it, i REALLY think "Toothy Tile" is Orlando Bloom! I'm not gonna go back & read all the clues or read the extremely long "Toothy Tile" thread on here, but from what i recall from memory, the clues do seem to apply not just to Jake but to Orlando as well. And i've read in other gossip sites (i think "Lainey's Gossip" was one of them) that hinted that Orlando is a closeted gay or bisexual.--And he just seems to me, to be gay or bi. And i think Orly's on&off relationship with Kate Bosworth was very similar to the on&off relationship of Jake & Kirsten Drunkst. So, IF Orly is gay, then he's the latest closted-gay that fellow closeted-gay Penelope is serving as Beard to, and he, in turn, is the latest guy that's serving as her Merkin.)Absolutely, IMO. As i discuss above, her suspect dating record of *being in relationships* with guys who are STRONLGY rumored to be closeted homosexuals, points toward Penelope serving as a "Beard for hire".Exactly, TAP. It's not like she's just serving at the beck-n-call to these closeted-gays as a "Beard for hire".--She's getting equal *benefit* out of the situation, since it's, IMO, the exact same situation working both ways: She is, in my STRONG opinion, a closeted-lesbian (who is or was in a lesbian relationship with her "very close friend" Salma Hayek), so she's having these guys serve as her "Merkin", while she serves as these guys' "Beard".--So both parties get the same equal thing out of the arrangement.

JMO

I'm sorry but...

First of all, OB is not Toothy Tile. Ted has actually said before that Orlando is guessed for almost every Blind Item and nobody has yet to be right.

Orlando has never STRONGLY been rumored—not like Tom Cruise or John Travolta. There are little things but the majority of things that have been said are just by people who think he "looks/acts gay." I wouldn't call that strong but hey that's my opinion, and my definition of "strong" is probably different from yours.

One more thing before I skip off... Penelope just gave an interview and of course was asked about her and Orlando; this is what she had to say:

"No. I am a single woman who is working very, very hard," she said. "And every time I go out with a group of 20 friends to a bar for a half an hour, that's what happens. But I'm not going to spend every day of my life telling everybody what is true or what's not true." - Penelope Cruz

There's a video of her saying it but I don't care enough to find it. So I'm sorry to say... Everything you typed was a waste cause it has no relevance. This was, yet again, another made up relationship by tabs just to get people talking—and of course spark the gay rumors cause whenever a guy's single they are right around the corner.

[GoldDust77]

I'm sorry but...

Um, glad my post made you laugh!

First of all, OB is not Toothy Tile. Ted has actually said before that Orlando is guessed for almost every Blind Item and nobody has yet to be right.

OK, thank you BiteMeSpidey for setting me straight on Ted's mentions of Orlando in relation to his "Toothy Tile" Blind Items. Like i said in my post, i have not read all the TT Blind Items, nor have i read the whole long TT thread here on GossipRocks. My post was just a guess; just, like all my posts on here, simple chit-chatting about a frivolous topic: celebrities. Was just tossing out my off-the-top-of-my-head opinion about the much-debated issue of who "Toothy Tile" is. Again, thanks for educating me about Orlando not being Toothy Tile.--Now i know!

Orlando has never STRONGLY been rumored—not like Tom Cruise or John Travolta. There are little things but the majority of things that have been said are just by people who think he "looks/acts gay." I wouldn't call that strong but hey that's my opinion, and my definition of "strong" is probably different from yours.

Um, i never said that Orlando has been "STRONGLY rumored" to be gay. If you re-read my post, you will see i said that i seem to recall reading where Orlando seemed to be "hinted at" (quite a difference from "STRONGLY rumored") possibly being gay or bisexual, and i mentioned that i think it might have been on "Lainey's Gossip" website but i wasn't sure. I do NOT think that Orlando is "strongly rumored" to be gay. I used the word "strongly" when i said that i "suddenly strongly suspect that Orlando might be Toothy Tile".--But, again, that was just my personal guess.--and now since you set me straight on the topic, i know that my "strong suspicion" about Orlando being TT were wrong! Which is great news for heterosexual me (even though i'm married--and don't have a snowball's chance in hell with him!) since i find Orlando very hot!

[bite me spidey]

....As i discuss above, her suspect dating record of *being in relationships* with guys who are STRONLGY rumored to be closeted homosexuals, points toward Penelope serving as a "Beard for hire".Exactly, TAP. It's not like she's just serving at the beck-n-call to these closeted-gays as a "Beard for hire".--She's getting equal *benefit* out of the situation, since it's, IMO, the exact same situation working both ways: She is, in my STRONG opinion, a closeted-lesbian (who is or was in a lesbian relationship with her "very close friend" Salma Hayek), so she's having these guys serve as her "Merkin", while she serves as these guys' "Beard".--So both parties get the same equal thing out of the arrangement.

JMO

That is what I was referring to. You are suggesting all the guys, including Orlando, are STRONGLY rumored to be closeted but I do not find that the case with Orlando. Of course there WAS a BI recently (you've probably read it) from Ted that—if it is about OB—states he is, but that's about the only real "source" we have so far and I thought the BI was too obvious and silly to be real so... Like I said it depends on what you consider strong. One BI and a lot of suspecting people who think he "looks" gay is not strong in my opinion. But of course he could be very gay, I do not know him, so don't take every word I say to heart. I'm only stating my opinion.

I also didn't mean to make my post sound mean or anything, I just thought the TT thing was funny cause you typed so much and it was denied long, long time ago. No worries though.

[GoldDust77]

You are suggesting all the guys, including Orlando, are STRONGLY rumored to be closeted but I do not find that the case with Orlando.

Um, NO i was NOT suggesting "all the guys, including Orlando are STRONGLY rumored" to be ANYTHING. I was referring to TOM CRUISE AND MATTHEW MCCONAHEY when i said that Penelope had been in relationships with guys rumored to be gay & in the closet. How do YOU know WHICH particular guys i was referring to??? Again, nowhere in my post did i say that Orlando Bloom is "STRONGLY rumored to be gay". You are still misreading what i wrote, and claiming i said something i didn't say. BUT WHO CARES!--NOT ME AT THIS POINT! (and probably not you either!) (If i ever read/hear a "Orlando Bloom might be gay or bi" rumor again, after all this back-n-forth, i might barf!)

Of course there WAS a BI recently (you've probably read it) from Ted that—if it is about OB—states he is, but that's about the only real "source" we have so far...

Actually there was also some hinting at Orlando being gay at LAINEY'S GOSSIP website, which i keep referring to, also.

I just thought the TT thing was funny cause you typed so much and it was denied long, long time ago.

ONCE AGAIN, i have not read all the TT Blind Items, as i said in both my posts, so i'm not an expert on what was denied or not. AGAIN, I was just throwing out my random idea that i thought Orlando could be "TT". I threw in my 2 cents on the "TT" issue since so many people have debated who "TT" might be. THAT IS IT. Tossing out ideas on a light-hearted "for fun" celebrity gossip forum.--Not looking for debate on the topic with anyone. After all this, i don't have any interest in who "Toothy Tile" is anymore!

Like I said it depends on what you consider strong. One BI and a lot of suspecting people who think he "looks" gay is not strong in my opinion.

What??!? What i consider "strong" or not "strong" is completely irrelevant since I NEVER CLAIMED THAT ORLANDO IS "STRONGLY" RUMORED TO BE GAY. End of story.

No worries though.

Um, i sure hope not! If you did have some "worries" about some posts on a celebrity gossip site about a frivolous issue, that would be a bit odd. So, anyway, certainly no worries here, either! Have a good night/morning!

[bite me spidey]

Whoa, whoa whoa! Wait... you mistook some things I said.

What??!? What i consider "strong" or not "strong" is completely irrelevant since I NEVER CLAIMED THAT ORLANDO IS "STRONGLY" RUMORED TO BE GAY. End of story.

I was completely, 100% talking in generality because everyone has their own definition of what is "strong" evidence.

Actually there was also some hinting at Orlando being gay at LAINEY'S GOSSIP website, which i keep referring to, also.

I've read some recent things from there (referring to Cruz of course) but again, I don't think someone simply "thinking" someone else is gay (which is what most "hinting" at Lainey Gossip is, from what I've seen) is not strong because they are going by appearance, attitude etc. More likely than not, and that's all subjective. And if you are referring to the "hinting" at Lainey about Cruz and him, I definitely wouldn't count that as strong cause everybody is saying the same thing now since she's a "Hollywood-beard," so of course they're going to hint that. Of course this relationship turned out to not be true so the hinting is irrelevant.

I admit I did misunderstand the thing you said about "STRONGLY" but it was just the way you worded it that made me think that. That's all.