October 6th, 2006, 06:04 AM
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Andy Dick and son Lucas, above, seem to have no trouble brewing.
I guess folks will just have to trust rehab denizen Andy Dick when he insists that there's nothing wrong with his underage son Lucas drinking a beer in public.
"No, no, no - he's not an alcoholic like me," Dick told Lowdown at the Meatpacking District premiere party for his latest movie, "Employee of the Month," as 18-year-old Lucas stood nearby swigging Budweiser from a bottle. "He'll have one beer and be done with it. He's been drinking. I'm not going to try to control him. I can't say anything, because he's doing better than me. Who am I to slap his wrists? I learn from him."
The 40-year-old comedian - who's notorious for occasional alcohol-fueled bad behavior - wore the same black-on-black Converse sneakers as his son.
"He's really great," Lucas' dad gushed. "Every time I go anywhere with him, I immediately say, 'This is my son,' because it looks like we're lovers because he's so handsome."
Lest anyone be confused, Dick is dating a Los Angeles painter named Wendy.
Dick's "Employee of the Month" co-star Jessica Simpson told Lowdown she's just happy not to be baring as much skin as she was forced to flaunt in last year's "Dukes of Hazzard."
"That's a great break. Thank God I didn't have to wear a bikini for this one, and I'm just a normal, all-American, strait-laced, Midwestern girl," Simpson confided. "I needed to do that for myself."
But manager-father Joe Simpson, who's been known to brag about his daughter's DD cup size, wanted everyone to understand: "She looks great in this movie!"
Meanwhile, co-star Dax Shepard claimed blonds - like his character in the movie - really don't have more fun.
"It took four trips to the beauty salon, eight hours a pop," Shepard confided about his big-screen dye job. "Half my hair fell out, and I got scabs everywhere."
Nice.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/goss...p-386201c.html
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October 6th, 2006, 09:15 AM
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"Every time I go anywhere with him, I immediately say, 'This is my son,' because it looks like we're lovers because he's so handsome."
Riiiiight. 
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October 6th, 2006, 09:19 AM
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Manager-father Joe Simpson, who's been known to brag about his daughter's
DD cup size, wanted everyone to understand: "She looks great in this movie!
We put in a wet t-shirt scene that lasts a full fifteen minutes with no
bra, and I'm tellin' ya, me and the boys and the Rough N' Tumble Bar & Grill
know a good pair when we see it!"
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October 6th, 2006, 09:23 AM
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^^^ROFL ~ Good grief, we now have a minimum # of characters per post.
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October 6th, 2006, 10:15 AM
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"Dick is dating a Los Angeles painter named Wendy"....ok...so what is the full name?..Dan Wendy, John Wendy??
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October 6th, 2006, 10:40 AM
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^^^ROFL ~ Good grief, we now have a minimum # of characters per post.
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Yes, but if you click and select my entire response,
you'll find out how I got around my 6-character response.
What I really typed was
Fixed! ....................
and put the rest in white 
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October 6th, 2006, 10:52 AM
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Ahhhh....very tricky. I just do this......................................
Now, let's try it in white.............................
And click save...let's see.....
***edit: It works! It takes a truly great mind to figure this stuff out and I haven't not got that kind of mind.
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October 6th, 2006, 12:28 PM
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"Dick is dating a Los Angeles painter named Wendy"....ok...so what is the full name?..Dan Wendy, John Wendy??
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Exactly. I always thought Andy Dick was gay. 
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October 6th, 2006, 12:33 PM
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I always thought Andy Dick was a kitchen door. I'm more shocked that his kid is 18. Egads!!
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November 13th, 2006, 06:24 PM
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I'm just trying to get over the fact that a woman had sex with Andy Dick and produced a child with him.  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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November 13th, 2006, 06:25 PM
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I love Andy Dick; but he is a pervert 
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November 13th, 2006, 07:02 PM
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"That's a great break. Thank God I didn't have to wear a bikini for this one, and I'm just a normal, all-American, strait-laced, Midwestern girl," Simpson confided. "I needed to do that for myself."
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Finally she's quit claiming to be southern! Let the midwesterners get to claim her tard ass for a while!
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November 13th, 2006, 07:10 PM
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Hell we don't want her. Maybe the West Coast will take her.
Is she living in California?
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November 13th, 2006, 07:12 PM
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I nominate we send her to Canada.
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November 13th, 2006, 07:15 PM
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I nominate we send her to Canada.
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What!!?
Why??? What did we ever do to deserve HER?!?
No, thanks - the States can keep that tart
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Andy Dick boozes with son; 
