Andy Dick boozes with son; Jessica Simpson a good girl..hahahahaha

**buttmunch** · October 6th, 2006, 05:04 AM

Andy Dick and son Lucas, above, seem to have no trouble brewing.

I guess folks will just have to trust rehab denizen Andy Dick when he insists that there's nothing wrong with his underage son Lucas drinking a beer in public.

"No, no, no - he's not an alcoholic like me," Dick told Lowdown at the Meatpacking District premiere party for his latest movie, "Employee of the Month," as 18-year-old Lucas stood nearby swigging Budweiser from a bottle. "He'll have one beer and be done with it. He's been drinking. I'm not going to try to control him. I can't say anything, because he's doing better than me. Who am I to slap his wrists? I learn from him."

The 40-year-old comedian - who's notorious for occasional alcohol-fueled bad behavior - wore the same black-on-black Converse sneakers as his son.

"He's really great," Lucas' dad gushed. "Every time I go anywhere with him, I immediately say, 'This is my son,' because it looks like we're lovers because he's so handsome."

Lest anyone be confused, Dick is dating a Los Angeles painter named Wendy.

Dick's "Employee of the Month" co-star Jessica Simpson told Lowdown she's just happy not to be baring as much skin as she was forced to flaunt in last year's "Dukes of Hazzard."

"That's a great break. Thank God I didn't have to wear a bikini for this one, and I'm just a normal, all-American, strait-laced, Midwestern girl," Simpson confided. "I needed to do that for myself."

But manager-father Joe Simpson, who's been known to brag about his daughter's DD cup size, wanted everyone to understand: "She looks great in this movie!"

Meanwhile, co-star Dax Shepard claimed blonds - like his character in the movie - really don't have more fun.

"It took four trips to the beauty salon, eight hours a pop," Shepard confided about his big-screen dye job. "Half my hair fell out, and I got scabs everywhere."

Nice.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/goss...p-386201c.html

I'm just a normal, all-American, strait-laced, Midwestern girl

**twitchy** · October 6th, 2006, 08:15 AM

"Every time I go anywhere with him, I immediately say, 'This is my son,' because it looks like we're lovers because he's so handsome."

Riiiiight.

**ourmaninBusan** · October 6th, 2006, 08:19 AM

Manager-father Joe Simpson, who's been known to brag about his daughter's
DD cup size, wanted everyone to understand: "She looks great in this movie!
We put in a wet t-shirt scene that lasts a full fifteen minutes with no
bra, and I'm tellin' ya, me and the boys and the Rough N' Tumble Bar & Grill
know a good pair when we see it!"

Fixed! ....................

**luvmy2cats** · October 6th, 2006, 08:23 AM

^^^ROFL ~ Good grief, we now have a minimum # of characters per post.

**Sojiita** · October 6th, 2006, 09:15 AM

"Dick is dating a Los Angeles painter named Wendy"....ok...so what is the full name?..Dan Wendy, John Wendy??

**ourmaninBusan** · October 6th, 2006, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by luvmy2cats

^^^ROFL ~ Good grief, we now have a minimum # of characters per post.

Yes, but if you click and select my entire response,
you'll find out how I got around my 6-character response.

What I really typed was

Fixed! ....................
and put the rest in white

**buttmunch** · October 6th, 2006, 09:52 AM

Ahhhh....very tricky. I just do this......................................

Now, let's try it in white.............................

And click save...let's see.....

***edit: It works! It takes a truly great mind to figure this stuff out and I haven't not got that kind of mind.

**AKAMissy** · October 6th, 2006, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by Sojiita

"Dick is dating a Los Angeles painter named Wendy"....ok...so what is the full name?..Dan Wendy, John Wendy??

Exactly. I always thought Andy Dick was gay.

**WickedHo** · October 6th, 2006, 11:33 AM

I always thought Andy Dick was a kitchen door. I'm more shocked that his kid is 18. Egads!!

**Icepik** · November 13th, 2006, 05:24 PM

I'm just trying to get over the fact that a woman had sex with Andy Dick and produced a child with him.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**AliceInWonderland** · November 13th, 2006, 05:25 PM

I love Andy Dick; but he is a pervert

**Laurent** · November 13th, 2006, 06:02 PM

"That's a great break. Thank God I didn't have to wear a bikini for this one, and I'm just a normal, all-American, strait-laced, Midwestern girl," Simpson confided. "I needed to do that for myself."

Finally she's quit claiming to be southern! Let the midwesterners get to claim her tard ass for a while!