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    Red face Surprise? Jessica Simpson's new assistant wants to quit

    Jessica Simpson's assistant has reportedly said she is "too smart" to work for the blonde star.

    Jessica hired Adrienne Sands - a graduate of the University of Wisconsin - to replace her former assistant Cacee Cobb.

    However, Sands is seemingly unhappy with her new job and wants to quit.

    A source close to the 'Dukes of Hazzard' actress told the New York Post newspaper: "Adrienne has been telling everyone she's too smart for this job and doesn't like it."


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    If Jessica is that goddamn stupid, then make her dependent
    on your for everything and get power of attorney on her
    expense accounts
    . Then it's time to go shopping for a
    villa in Switzerland!

    Well worth two or three years of feigning confidentiality.

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    She can't be too bright to be a collage graduate and want to be a celebrity assitant.
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    ^^My thoughts exactly. She's probably a starfucker. LOL

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    Why'd she sign up for the job then? I mean, you don't have to be a scientist to figure out that being Jessica Simpson's personal assistant is not going to be a very intellectual and exciting career. I think walking dogs and picking up their shit would be funner.

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    If this chick is too stupid to have Chestica wrapped around her finger, then obviously Wisconsin is churning out some real winners lately.
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    I just realized another reason for her to stay on...



    ...the potential for extortion from this family is tremendous.
    Think of the family secrets, boys and girls!

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    So quit then!

    Why would someone be telling that to everyone? I'm sure just because they want attention. barf

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    if true then Jessica is stupid if she doesn't fire her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ourmaninBusan View Post
    I just realized another reason for her to stay on...



    ...the potential for extortion from this family is tremendous.
    Think of the family secrets, boys and girls!
    That's a good point. She could probably make quite a bit off of extortion itselfas pathetic as that is.

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    Not a Jessica fan but if this woman thinks she is too smart to work for her why even bother trying for the job in the first place? Doesn't seem too smart to me.

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    Wouldn't this assistant put out or something like CaCee??

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    Has anyone here ever had to pay off a school loan? I'd wager this gig pays better than flipping burgers or answering a phone.
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