The stunningly gorgeous Eva Longoria and Tony Parker breaking up...

**LynnieD** · September 29th, 2006, 03:01 PM

Eva LongWHORIA and Tony Parker are going through problems in their relationship and they have issued a statement to let us know:

"Eva and Tony are going through a very difficult time right now, just like any other couple with extremely demanding careers."

Um....ok?

Next thing you know they are going to release a statement that Eva took a shit and it had corn in it.

We get it bitch, you need pr.
http://dlisted.blogspot.com/

Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria and San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker are dealing with a rough patch in their nearly two-year relationship, according to a rep for the actress.

"Eva and Tony are going through a very difficult time right now, just like any other couple with extremely demanding careers," says Longoria's rep, Liza Anderson.

Longoria, 31, and Parker, 24, met in November 2004 and, though they played coy at first, by August 2005, Longoria had confirmed they were a couple, asking PEOPLE, "What's not to like?"

In April, Longoria told PEOPLE she is happiest when in a relationship. "There's no way in the world I would rather be single," she said. "Tony is too. I've said the only reason Tony and I are going to stay together forever is because we're too lazy to look for someone else."

Source: People
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/

Also read it on Perezhilton....

**moomies** · September 29th, 2006, 03:05 PM

So are they breaking up? It doesn't really sound like it, sounds more like just the good ol' attention whoring...

**LynnieD** · September 29th, 2006, 03:10 PM

Yea, who knows. Perez says its over....but like Dlisted says, she probably just wants some publicity. I mean, Marcia Cross preggo w/twins is probably really pissing Eva off right about now....

**aabbcc** · September 29th, 2006, 03:38 PM

She's stunningly gorgeous?

**AliceInWonderland** · September 29th, 2006, 03:40 PM

Gawd someone shut her up! No ONe cares about you ugly-rat-faced-bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**ekee** · September 29th, 2006, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by aabbcc

She's stunningly gorgeous?

^sarcasm, honey.

i LOL'd when i read the title of the thread.

**LynnieD** · September 29th, 2006, 03:43 PM

She certainly thinks she is stunningly gorgeous. She's a legend in her own mind.

**aabbcc** · September 29th, 2006, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by ekee

^sarcasm, honey.

I know ....

**GoldDust77** · September 29th, 2006, 04:19 PM

The stunningly gorgeous Eva Longoria

BWAHAHA!!!!

She's about as "stunningly gorgeous" as a wart on a horse's ass! I've seen her without makeup and IMO she's just an ugly & haggard-looking plain chick with bad Helmet Hair, and her HUGE arrogant ego makes her a million times uglier. And i don't give a rat's ass that this conceited bee-yotch & her homely basketball-playing beau broke up.

...zzzzzzzz.....

**vballchica134** · September 29th, 2006, 04:45 PM

That's so stupid, we don't need an update of every little happening in the relationship. Either they are really broken up and trying to make it seem like they're not, or they're not broken up but just being a little dramatic for publicity. Stupid either way.

DitaPage* · September 29th, 2006, 04:52 PM

I hate her, so i couldn't care less but I hate to come in here and say, now we'll have to hear about the next guy she dates, at least with this one hes not that high profile and no gives a shit.

And stunning gorgeous, hardly!
I saw her on Leno the other night and no bullshit, this is how the conversaton went;

Leno; you get pizza from down the road in hollywood
Longoria: yeah, and I call them up, and I say, 'Its Eva Longoria', and they say, 'we'll need your address', and I say, "ITS EVA LONGORIA!"

It was SO arrogant. I just wanted to slam her head against a wall. And now she is sporting that gross brown/blonde hair, she looks so shit.

**saimamom** · September 29th, 2006, 04:58 PM

I think it's hilarious how she needs to 'break the news gently' to her fans. There must be people out there who cried for her.

**AliceInWonderland** · September 29th, 2006, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by TheAntiParis

And stunning gorgeous, hardly!
I saw her on Leno the other night and no bullshit, this is how the conversaton went;

Leno; you get pizza from down the road in hollywood
Longoria: yeah, and I call them up, and I say, 'Its Eva Longoria', and they say, 'we'll need your address', and I say, "ITS EVA LONGORIA!"

It was SO arrogant. I just wanted to slam her head against a wall. And now she is sporting that gross brown/blonde hair, she looks so shit.

omg that is so fucked up; I hate her too!

**Elvira** · September 29th, 2006, 05:46 PM

"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."
-- Benjamin Franklin

**moomies** · September 29th, 2006, 06:03 PM

Leno; you get pizza from down the road in hollywood
Longoria: yeah, and I call them up, and I say, 'Its Eva Longoria', and they say, 'we'll need your address', and I say, "ITS EVA LONGORIA!"

what the hell? So the pizza delivery place is supposed to know her address just cuz she is Eva the diva?