Anna Nicole marries Howard K Stern?????

**LynnieD** · September 28th, 2006, 03:35 PM

Can this possibly be true?????

Just Jared is reporting that Star Magazine is about to announce that Anna Nicole Smith married her shady lawyer, Howard K. Stern in the Bahamas this morning. The magazine is claiming a reliable source has told them.

Howard announced on Larry King a few nights ago that he was Anna's true baby daddy. He was visibly high or emotional when he announced this. He also said that he would marry Anna very shortly if she wanted to. He said they were in love. I have a sinking feeling Anna is so effed up she doesn't know what she's saying!

What the hell is going to happen to Danilynn? That baby girl is probably already taking meds just to deal with the drama.

UPDATE - Star Magazine has confirmed:

Anna Nicole Smith married her long-time attorney and close confidante,
Howard K. Stern, this morning at 10:30 am in Nassau, Bahamas. The
wedding occurred only 18 days after the death of Anna's son Daniel, 20,
from an accidental drug overdose in her Nassau hospital room on
September 10.

In a world-exclusive report, an eyewitness tells Star that Anna, 38, and
Howard, 37, tied the knot at 10:30 am on the morning of September 28, on
a 50-foot catamaran anchored off Blackbeard's Cay in Nassau! "There was
heavy security around the yacht, plus extra speedboats to deliver more
supplies as needed (including unlimited Dom Perignon champagne) from the
island to the catamaran," says the eyewitness, who adds that the wedding
party celebrated the union afterwards by having a swim party around the
yacht - "and Anna was wearing a pink bikini!"

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**Laurent** · September 28th, 2006, 03:39 PM

This is so effin weird. She has a child, loses a child and gets married (in a pink bikini, naturally) all in the span of 2 weeks.

**buttmunch** · September 28th, 2006, 03:40 PM

Pink bikini? How very Pamela of her.

**LynnieD** · September 28th, 2006, 03:43 PM

^Thats exactly what I thought! Wondered if maybe this was a joke, and they were sort of stealing info from Pams wedding and making this up...

They had a party??? She was prancing around in a bikini and drinking champagne after giving birth like 2 wks ago?? Boy, that Trimspa is something else!

**LynnieD** · September 28th, 2006, 03:45 PM

Where is Alice???? She would say something like 'its all part of Howards evil plan'! She's destroyed w/grief, and vunerable, so he moves in for the kill!!

**sluce** · September 28th, 2006, 03:51 PM

She hasn't even burried her son yet. I'll bet Howard put together one hell of a pre-nup for his client to sign!!

**buttmunch** · September 28th, 2006, 03:54 PM

One that gives him all of her assets.

**dakodas** · September 28th, 2006, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by buttmunch

One that gives him all of her assets.

What assets would those be? Especially if he charged her for his services, she is the one benefitting.

**Sweetest Thing** · September 28th, 2006, 04:01 PM

Her lawyer is a creep.

He is not the father of her baby.

**aabbcc** · September 28th, 2006, 04:19 PM

A bikini right after giving birth ... how brave of her. I gave birth 13 years ago and wouldn't be caught dead in one. LOL

**GoldDust77** · September 28th, 2006, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by LynnieD

Where is Alice???? She would say something like 'its all part of Howards evil plan'! She's destroyed w/grief, and vunerable, so he moves in for the kill!!

Actually, if this is what Alice thinks, then i agree with her! I am beginning to think this Howard guy is pure evil. I even have suspicions about his role in Daniel's death which i will explain in this post. (which some people may think is off-the-wall!

)

First of all, I believe that guy Larry Birkhead who claims to be the baby's father. The guy is pleading to take a paternity test!--Why would he be so desperate to take a paternity test unless he's sure he's the father? Birkhead is the father, no doubt about it, IMO. (And, while i'm on that topic, i really feel bad for Birkhead, and i believe he has the baby's best interests at heart.--Imagine not being able to even see your own new daughter!

And not only that, but Birkhead said in a recent interview that he is desperate to get to his daughter, in light of everything going on.--He's worried that poor Anna is in no state to care for a new baby--and his concerns that his baby girl is getting adequate care & attention are valid, with the tragic events that have been going on around her. I hope that Larry, as the father, gets his hands on his baby girl and provides her with some good parenting, which he honestly seems like he wants to do more than anything in the world.)

Howard, i believe, is obviously lying about being the baby's father. He is, at the very least, taking advantage of Anna while she's at an extremely vulnerable state, to get what he wants.--A vulnerable state which HE HIMSELF may have sinisterly orchestrated. He's always been obsessed with Anna Nicole, and sometimes obsessive love can drive a person to madness...and lead them to do horrible things to get what they want. There are, of course, many evil conniving murderous people in this world, and i have a feeling Howard K. Stern is one of them.

Anna never seemed to have feelings of attraction or love for Howard, though he so obviously did. Anna never refuted Larry Birkhead's claims that he was the father of her unborn baby. Then, Anna, potentially worth hundreds of millions of dollars (a potential added incentive for evil Howard to want in on Anna's life, and want her heir Daniel OUT), who is not very intelligent, is whisked off to the Bahamas to have her child, and paperwork is very hastily filed for Anna to have permanent citizenship there.--I'd bet my bottom dollar Howard orchestrated the move there & did all the paperwork.--To keep Anna secluded/cut off from the rest of the world, so he could have her all to himself, and MANIPULATE her & run her life, with no outside influence/intrusion. Being unintelligent & drug-addled, she's easily manipulated. And who is the person who probably had the most influence on Anna (i.e., the person whose opinion Anna counted on the most) and who was closest to Anna (thereby probably seen as a "nuisance" to one-track-minded sinister Howard who wanted Anna alone & all to himself)??--DANIEL.

So, in my theory, Howard kills the closest person to Anna--her son. He does it while she's in a foreign country, and in at her most emotionally vulnerable (following a c-section birth of her new baby). Now, he finally has Anna, the woman he loves/is obssessed with AND is the source of potential millions, all to himself.

Howard then convinces drugged-up (with tranquilizers & painkillers) and emotionally wrecked Anna to go along with his plan to have him claim to be the baby's father. Being so devastated over the loss of Daniel & drugged-up, she goes along with it.

Then, he convinces her to marry him. Since she's not in her right mind and since she's just lost the person she loves most in the world, of course she's probably clinging to the only person "there for" her right now--Howard--and she relents.

Howard has gotten what he always wanted. He has Anna all to himself, he gets to be "dad" to the new baby, and now that he's her husband, he is set to share in the potential hundreds of millions of dollars--without Daniel around to share in the fortune or to object to his mom marrying this scumbag.

OK, there's my theory and (here's my "cover my ass clause"

) it is of course just my opinion. I'm sure people will say it's crazy & far-fetched, but i really honestly have a hunch that this is what is going on. I am thinking more & more, like i've thought from the beginning when the Bahamian Police said they were looking at a "third person that was in the room with Anna & Daniel as having caused Daniel's death", that Howard poisoned Daniel, murdering him.

**JustAnotherGuy** · September 28th, 2006, 04:57 PM

Now that they're married, they can't testify against each other.

**AliceInWonderland** · September 28th, 2006, 04:59 PM

ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!! HOP A RIDE ON THE CRAZY-TRAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!

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Read next week's Star for all the incredible details!

EXCLUSIVE: LARRY BIRKHEAD REACTS TO THE SHOCKING NEWS!
When contacted by Star about our breaking story of Anna Nicole Smith's wedding to Howard K. Stern, celebrity photographer Larry Birkhead, 31 — the former Smith boyfriend who has steadfastly claimed to be the father of Anna's new daughter Danilynne Hope — stated: "That’s not a grief-stricken mother. He [Howard] wants to take over paternity and that’s his maneuver. Nothing shocks me now. It gets crazier and crazier.”

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE RIDE! COME AGAIN REAL SOON