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    Default Dustin Diamond (Saved by the Bell) stars in sex tape

    He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.
    Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

    We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

    Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

    "Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."

    Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.

    Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2."

    Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity."

    "I haven't seen the tape," Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."

    In 1996, former "Saved by the Bell" sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, "Show Girls."

    The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww.
    http://www.nydailynews.com/front/sto...p-383834c.html


    And for you who are like me and went 'huh?' when confronted with the phrase 'Dirty Sanchez', the following link should enlighten you. I particularly like entry #4.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=dirty+sanchez
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    Alright Screech! Work that money maker! eww.
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    Someone made a joke about this in another thread a while back. Maybe Dustin reads the board and thought that it was a suggestion? Frankly, I think I'd rather watch the Jackie Chan porno.

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    Ditto on the Jackie Chan Porno. Get a life Screech - That is disgusting!


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    Maybe this tape will save his house!!

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    Does he still have that dodgy perm?

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    Um, ok. So there's a Dirty Sanchez, and a Dirty Rodriguez. What the hell??
    Both equally disgusting.
    Thanks for the link buttmunch. I feel so enlightened, now.
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    Let's just say the resident office maniac around here, who usually knows every filthy thing out there, had no idea what this was. It then became my duty to inform you all.
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    Eww , but it was about time he did this sorta thing...

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    I think he spoke about this on Howard Stern. So this isn't a huge shock....he also claims to be like 9 inches...which is super scary. The whole thing is just as frightening as it gets in life.

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    Dear god it's just a day for interesting news isn't it! I just can't imagine screech doing it with a girl, let alone two, and most definitely not doing....that....

    Urban dictionary is a wonderful thing, I'm so glad I now know the difference between Sanchez and Rodriguez!
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    I thought it was 10 inches? I wanna see this. But just to check out the schlong. I'll FFWD thru (or stop before) the dirty sanchez
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    what the heck is dirty sanchez.
    jackie chan andc screech sex tapes omg...how can this be LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoxo View Post
    what the heck is dirty sanchez.
    jackie chan andc screech sex tapes omg...how can this be LOL
    Without being that gross, according to Wikepedia:

    "Dirty Sanchez is a noun phrase describing the result of one partner having a "moustache" made primarily of fecal matter, applied by the finger or penis of the other sexual partner.
    It is performed by sticking one's finger (or other object) in one partner's rectum and then swiping a line of feces under the nose, making a "moustache." While there is nothing inherently latin or Hispanic about the gesture or resulting moustache, it carries the name of "Sanchez," which is likely the result of the following take on its origin."
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    OK I'm vomiting here now. And people take pleasure in this?

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