September 26th, 2006, 06:05 PM
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Oprah had a pretty good interview with Janet Jackson yesterday. But Michael’s one sane sister told Winfrey she’d gained 60 pounds to play a character in the movie “Tennessee.”
However, insiders from that movie claim that no one ever asked Janet to gain that weight, and it wasn’t called for in the script. A very fit Mariah Carey will play the role now when the movie shoots in January …
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,215785,00.html#3
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What's more funny: that the Jacko sis lied or that the article saids Mariah Carey was "very fit" ?
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September 26th, 2006, 06:09 PM
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September 26th, 2006, 06:11 PM
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Heh heh... So they fired her for being too big?? LAWSUIT!!
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September 26th, 2006, 06:13 PM
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LOL she was a huge porker! I would have fired her ass too, with a forklift.
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September 26th, 2006, 06:17 PM
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A trebuchet might do nicely.
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September 26th, 2006, 06:18 PM
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she gets fat every year, what's the difference
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September 26th, 2006, 06:19 PM
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i kno; mariah is an ugly horrible untalented screaming disgusting fake-ass ORCA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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September 26th, 2006, 06:32 PM
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I thought Janet just lost all kinds of weight..did she gain it all back already? damn!
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September 26th, 2006, 07:18 PM
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Love the title;
"Janet Jackson got fat and lied about it"
How soon you forget grasshopper, So did Mariah and Kirsti Alley
And how many of us "normal" people stick our heads in the sand when our jeans get tight? Or chalk it up to water weight or the Christmas season?
Celebs are no different, and if poor Janet, with her pierced nips & fucked up to hell family, feels the need to make an excuse for gaining weight - let her.
Despite Michael's apparence, the Jackson's are only human.
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September 26th, 2006, 07:20 PM
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I don't care about Mariah or Kirsty, and stop swinging your PC purse around.. you're sucking the fun out of the thread.
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September 26th, 2006, 07:57 PM
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, and stop swinging your PC purse around.. you're sucking the fun out of the thread.
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and hang on here... WHO the fuck believes she lost 60 lbs in 4 months with ONLY exercise and eating right?
i sure as hell do not.. i think the lipo man worked on her and she then sculpted .. and furthermore i hear trimspa or relacore would give their eyeteeth for someone to pay for this ...
and damnit can she NOT do the "nasty" routine... its only what 15+ yrs old.. and she isnt moving so well anymore...
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September 26th, 2006, 08:28 PM
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Hmm...you are only supposed to drop 2 pounds a week and for 4 weeks thats 8 pounds. Over 4 months =32 pounds. O.k. Plus liposuction thats another 20 pounds =52. The remaining 8 must have been water.
Or she could have had a lap band put on.
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September 26th, 2006, 08:46 PM
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I smelled B.S. the minute she came up with the excuse. We all let ourselves go here and there. I think the fact that she has been so pro active in showing how fit she is in the media proves that she was embarrased by the photos showing her big.
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September 26th, 2006, 09:13 PM
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Of course she had plastic surgery on her body... and her face... She looks different AGAIN.... Why can't these Jacksons leave themselves alone??? She looks more like Michael everytime she comes out of hiding or wherever she has been.
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September 27th, 2006, 12:05 AM
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and hang on here... WHO the fuck believes she lost 60 lbs in 4 months with ONLY exercise and eating right?
i sure as hell do not.. i think the lipo man worked on her and she then sculpted .. and furthermore i hear trimspa or relacore would give their eyeteeth for someone to pay for this ...
and damnit can she NOT do the "nasty" routine... its only what 15+ yrs old.. and she isnt moving so well anymore...
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Yep, the "lying" they should worry about is they lying she's doing about how she lost the weight. Diet and exercise my ass.
Speaking of which, I was forced to watch Oprah this week and caught JJ on her show. Did anyone else think her boyfriend looks like a scared deer in headlights?
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