October 27th, 2005, 04:24 PM
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Do fish have boogers?
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27/10/05 : SIMPSON'S ASSETS CROWNED BEST CLEAVAGE IN HOLLYWOOD
Pop beauty JESSICA SIMPSON has beaten a long list of busty beauties to top a new Best Cleavage in Hollywood poll.
While Simpson has recently battled constant magazine reports that her marriage to NICK LACHEY is on the rocks, the IRRESISTIBLE singer has been given the good news that In Touch Weekly has honoured her on its pages for her bounteous bosom.
The publication coos, "With a pair of perfect double Ds, Jessica sets the standard for busty bombshells."
Simpson, who admits she once felt ashamed of her healthy helping, has been placed ahead of CARMEN ELECTRA, SALMA HAYEK and HALLE BERRY in the poll.
A pleasantly surprising entrant is veteran actress SUSAN SARANDON who, at the age of 59, is the only star over 50 to make the list.
The top 10 is as follows:
1. JESSICA SIMPSON
2. SALMA HAYEK
3. CARMEN ELECTRA
4. ANGELINA JOLIE
5. HALLE BERRY
6. JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT
7. SCARLETT JOHANSSON
8. MARIAH CAREY
9. SUSAN SARANDON
10. NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN.
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October 27th, 2005, 05:01 PM
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Angelina's boobs aren't that nice or big. It's all push-up bras and padding.
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October 27th, 2005, 05:35 PM
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why are surgically enhanced boobs being rated.....might as well just throw in Watermellons on the list
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October 27th, 2005, 05:57 PM
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Feh! I think a better contest would be which breasts still feel normal. Some of the winners here are probably rock-hard.
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October 27th, 2005, 07:37 PM
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Halle's are better than Jessica's.
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October 31st, 2005, 08:44 AM
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Best boobs in Hollywood
“Dukes Of Hazzard” star Jessica Simpson may be fighting rumors of a split with her hubby Nick , but it’s her beautiful breasts that everyone seems to be interested in.
The blonde bombshell has been voted as the star having the “Best Clevage In Hollywood” in a poll conducted by ‘In Touch’ weekly magazine, beating several other well endowed tinseltown beauties.
The actress was followed by “Traffic” star Salma Hayek, who came in second, while model Carmen Electra and puffy-lipped actress Angelina Jolie took the third and the fourth positions respectively.
“With a pair of perfect double Ds, Jessica sets the standard for busty bombshells,” The Sun quoted the magazine as saying.
The top ten Hollywood’s stars with best clevages are :
1. Jessica Simpson
2. Salma Hayek
3. Carmen Electra
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Halle Berry
6. Jennifer Love Hewitt
7. Scarlett Johansson
8. Mariah Carey
9. Susan Sarandon
10. Nicollette Sheridan
I'm not sure people with implants should be allowed.
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October 31st, 2005, 08:49 AM
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You think? She's sort of known for having a great rack. I think she, in general, has an amazing bod for someone pushing 60.
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October 31st, 2005, 08:56 AM
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You think? She's sort of known for having a great rack. I think she, in general, has an amazing bod for someone pushing 60.
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Agreed. Just because her self-righteous activism might make you nauseous
doesn't change the fact that she looks better at 50ish than women used
to at 40.
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October 31st, 2005, 09:56 AM
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UGH, i HATE salma hayek's HUGE FATTY titties.
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October 31st, 2005, 10:24 AM
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susan sarandon is damn hot for a woman of any age
scarlett johansson should have been no.1, and man-made breasts should be disqualified from such a list.
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October 31st, 2005, 11:00 AM
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this list is too ridiculous. i have no comment.
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October 31st, 2005, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by beauty_lies8
this list is too ridiculous. i have no comment.
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I second that.
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October 31st, 2005, 07:36 PM
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oh great, a list of who has the best implants.
btw, jennifer love hewit freaks me out. she has just done shitty movies and somehow she manages to be famous. what's her deal?
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December 8th, 2005, 11:13 AM
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Re: Best boobs in Hollywood
I agree that implants should not be included on the list, although it's highly satifsying to note that Pamela Anderson is not on that list when they are clearly not disqualifying fake ones.
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February 9th, 2006, 01:37 AM
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Re: Best boobs in Hollywood
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why are surgically enhanced boobs being rated.....might as well just throw in Watermellons on the list
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 ..  .. Oh God, I couldn't stop laughing when I read that. Honestly though, they should just be honest in that list and rate the work of the cosmetic surgeons.
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