Paris Hilton admits that she's an idiot

twitchy · September 22nd, 2006, 04:36 AM

Hilton Shamed by Police Tapes

REUTERS / Eric Thayer (UNITED STATES)

Paris Hilton is set to be embarrassed by a new TV show, which will air police interview tapes with the hotel heiress, in which she admits she's "not that smart."
The star was quizzed over a 2004 robbery at "Girls Gone Wild" producer Joe Francis' Los Angeles home, because Francis claims she told him information about a suspect at a later party.
But Hilton told investigators she was not a reliable witness, because she has a bad memory and isn't clever.
The confession can be heard on an audio tape to be aired on "Dateline NBC."
The sometime singer/actress says, "Like I really ... I don't remember. I'm not like that smart.
"I like forget stuff all the time."
Detectives are heard on the tape trying to coax Hilton to remember what she told Francis, according to Page Six.
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Tenaj · September 22nd, 2006, 05:39 AM

If I had a pound for each time she said "Like", I'd be like a very happy girl.

ediebrooks · September 22nd, 2006, 06:41 AM

She probably is pretty dumb, but I think in this is a case where she is exploiting said dumbness.

ourmaninBusan · September 22nd, 2006, 07:03 AM

Isn't that where she admits she isn't sure if London (England)
is in the UK (United Kingdom)?

Yes, Paris, we believe you're not that smart, considering you've
probably been there.

Nerissa · September 22nd, 2006, 07:20 AM

She is clever enough to understand how "dumb" she is.. maybe she is just too hard on herself?

Raspberry gashes · September 22nd, 2006, 08:14 AM

OOOh when they say 'like' so much, it really irritates me. Paris irritates me anyway.

Blackberry · September 22nd, 2006, 08:24 AM

It's not that she's "not that smart", she's a complete idiot.

Tenaj · September 22nd, 2006, 08:24 AM

like, how much?

......

luvmy2cats · September 22nd, 2006, 02:21 PM

I don't know if she is as big an idiot as we all think. Not that many people can turn a porn video and partying into a career. I think that maybe she acts dumber than she actually is because she knows it will get her press. Of course, if she is a huge idiot, I would be happy as well.

mistify · September 22nd, 2006, 02:33 PM

If she is not a reliable witness she woouldn't be called to testify. This girl is smart, dumb girls aren't as mean and hateful as she seems to be.

God can't they get her on false statements or something... I thought she just did an interview talking about how she is not dumb, doesn't really talk in a baby voice. Oh this girl just needs to GO AWAY. I hope the humiliate the crap out of her with these tapes, i heard parts of one and she does sound like a MORON.